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If you listen closely to this scene you can hear the exact moment when Armand nuts in his pants.
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Just finished blood and gold and is it just me or did Anne write the beginning and the end of one book and then shoved a different book in the middle?
I love Thorne on his quest to find his dommy mommy to carve his eyes out and tie him in sexy hair bondage and like the obvious companion for that quest should be Daniel right? Like if they got 5 minutes alone together they would team up and go and find their fuckass makers and make them give it to them (sexy torture et cetra). But no, Marius thinks it’s sexy bath time and because of that i had to suffer through “man thinks about the roman empire” for like 300 pages.
#blood and gold#iwtv#daniel molloy#thorne#the vampire chronicles#tvc#(it’s book 8 ok? don’t take this shit too seriously)
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Okay, so I'm gonna need from AMC that scene from right at the end of QOTD where Lestat is like: "come on, Louis, tell me again what a perfect devil I am 🤪 I love it, it makes me feel so good when you tell me I'm bad 😈"
But instead of it ending there, Louis bends him over a table or something, fist full of his hair and blows his back out to kingdom come
#if this isn’t the last scene of the show i will riot#like regardless of how many seasons we get and what arcs they decide to adapt#this should be the last scene!#go out with a bang! (sexual)#loustat#iwtv#interview with the vampire#amc iwtv#amc interview with the vampire
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Guys do you think Armand has calculated the volume he’d have to squeeze Daniel in to to turn him in to an actual black hole?
#i am kissing you on the mouth!!#thank you for taking the time to do this!!#Ah just one snug hug away from the event horizon of Armands dreams
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#damn… if the coven master was allowed to have pretty things#he’s so haunting#armand#iwtv#interview with the vampire
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we love an unhinged gremlin king ✨
#he wasn’t trying to kill them. armand is violent as long as he’s not going to kill you#interview with the vampire#armand
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Guys do you think Armand has calculated the volume he’d have to squeeze Daniel in to to turn him in to an actual black hole?
#i think he has#i think he wants to get sucked in to it#interview with the vampire#armand#daniel molloy#devils minion
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There isn’t enough IWTV and SPN crossover content!!!
They’re literally sitting across the bar from each other.
Daniel: So what do you do?
Dean: I’m a hunter.
Daniel: Cool cool, last time i came here a vampire tried to eat me, or maybe fuck me, i’m still not sure.
#yes i know the timelines don’t add up but spn has timetravel#so maybe Dean was on a little misadventure in the seventies looking for dad but wound up meeting a different (future) deadbeat dad#with brown curls and a leather jacket and all!#iwtv#daniel molloy#spn#supernatural#dean winchester#interview with the vampire
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losing my fucking mind reading memnoch what do you MEAN lestat is pronounced "Le-' stät." do you know what umlauts do to an a??? that says lestairt. i'm trying it in every american accent i can muster and it all sounds wrong. maybe boston??? also dropping a pronunciation guide in book 5 is CRAZY behaviour. anne really was just doing anything
#it sounds pretty normal if you’re reading it like the swedish letter ä#promounced like the ai in hair#i don’t hate it actually
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IDK what made me want to draw this quote from Venture Brothers with Armand and Lestat in Paris (u know the part) but it’s already done and I can’t take it back
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Okay yes but have you guys read the blurb for that book?!!!
(From goodreads)
Much to think about huh?
hey has anyone pointed this out yet
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#yes but have you considered#daniel goes back to his apartment in nyc and opens up the spare bedroom#it’s filled with a model train set all dusty because his parkinsons had impacted his ability to work on it#and he cleans it up and sits down to pick up his hobby bow that he has his steady hand back#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#iwtv amc
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As someone who loves marine biology i have always said “oh you think you’re kinky? What ever you have in mind i can promise that there’s a sea creature who’s way more freaky.”
Well, that was before i met daniel molloy. If Armand dropped him at the bottom of the ocean Daniel would have all those little freaks clutching their pearls within 2 minutes of meeting him.
#Daniel would also think that dying from drowning and pressure would be very sexy#Armand de anglerfish#penis fencing is a normal thursday for them#rapid disintegration in to thousands of little bbys#yeah that’s hot as shit#alternating life stages between sedentary and free swimming#lobsters. need i say more?#taking turns having the longest dick in the animal kingdom with your best buddies who are all stuck on a rock?#dying of starvation as your babies hatch#cutting off your penis and giving it to your lover for later#those two last ones are both about octopuses#piss lost or piss#that one could be ether girraffs or lobsters you pick#interview with the vampire#daniel molloy#armand#devils minion
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He’s so…
Like this is Armand when he tries to absolve his guilt for his part in Claudia’s death. ”No i didn’t kill her! That was the coven! I tried to help her!” It also speaks volumes about his fucked up little head and his fucked up history. Because yeah… it’s haneous, it’s evil, arguably more evil than if he had simply killed her. And he does aknowlege that it’s fucked but it also runs off him, he aknowleges but he doesn’t internalise what he’s done. he can’t because that would be contrary to his understanding of what’s cruel and what’s simply tve way of things.
i'm surprised i've never seen anyone mention this before. tw for body horror and just really heinous shit that armand did to claudia
like bc i love armand so much even all of his extremely nefarious freakish ways i want to see this incorporated into the show but also since her death was public i don't think we'll get this exactly, which honestly is for the best but i still need to see him go mad scientist mode or i'll cry
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Based on this post :) this reminds me a lot of Michelangelo‘s Creation of Adam and somehow it’s even hornier than the original.
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