Maladaptive daydreamer, here’s my paras and I’s quotes
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*bites you* sorry
few minutes later.
*bites you* sorry
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Do you ever just miss a bond you had with someone? Like regardless of what happened between you two, you miss the conversations, the laughs you guys had over the stupidest things, or the way that they were there for you when you weren't at the best. The little things matter.
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JP: Um, SB? I can’t fall asleep
SB: Well, I can, goodnight
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My coworker just completely killed me by casually throwing "you can lead a horse to water but if you drown it you have to walk back" into the conversation
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they say you shouldn't learn sex from fanfiction but what about sailing
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I want to drink tea with you and watch the rain fall
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pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional.
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Immortality is much more than just outliving your loved ones. It’s outliving the earth. Is being in the dark forever after all the stars in the universe have died.
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reblog to stick a fruit sticker on a mutuals’ shirt where they can’t see
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“Fuck you my child is completely fine.”
Your child has full length and ongoing conversations with their-self pretending they’re talking to fictional characters and said characters are responding to them.
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i dont care how corny iris by the goo goo dolls is bc i love iris by the goo goo dolls and i will continue screaming iris by the goo goo dolls from the top of my lungs every time i hear iris by the goo goo dolls for the rest of my miserable life
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oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years
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Had a dream-dream about BBJ and I’s wedding and it was so nice 🥺
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