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What color is the baby girl
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(Her name is Fuzzy btw)
she’s a seal mackerel tortoiseshell lynx point with moderate white spotting :DD
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i asked my sister to get some pics of our cats since im at university and im going insane over what she sent
the sinister sniler and the slovenly sitter
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"Sorry I have a boyfriend" is of course a time-tested and reasonably reliable no-fault rejection strategy. But what many tacticians may not realize is it has an even more powerful counterpart, the preemptive boyfriend name-drop. This is when a conversation with a stranger veers into high-alert territory and you make up a guy named Raphael (my boyfriend) who you mention due to his extremely-relevant interest in the current topic of conversation.
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A trap-neuter-release program but for deadbeat dads
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