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Happy anniversary to my wildly autistic dad friend's first mp3 download (he was so engrossed in stealing music he missed The News)

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garf :3 💜💙

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Graduated therapy yesterday, deactivating to stay true to my ex-therapist

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If you ever find yourself thinking that polyamory is just about sex and not committing, my bf and I went on our own separate 1st dates on the same night and I asked if his date was "a bone person." Cue us bonding over a bucket of bones as we both furiously scrubbed at a degreasing raccoon (he has never helped me with Bones before) so we could both take bones to our respective dates. I met his date yesterday when they came over for dinner and they would not stop telling me about how cool it was he not only supported their bone interest, but also helped. So like...that's what it's all about.

Ps my date and I found a dead bird on our first date and he held my purse for me while I scooped it up in a plastic bag and threw it in said purse. Chivalry is not dead.

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Actively seething because I tacticly deployed and accordion outside my roommate's closed bedroom door to loudly and shittily play welcome to the black parade at 7:48 am and they weren't even in their room they were in our sunroom and didn't even hear me. Do you know hard it is to quietly accordion with a dislocated shoulder ? !

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Just remembered this dude I had a thing with in 2017 brought his Xbox to my house to play forntite before it got really big. I watched him for a bit and played a round myself when he took a break and left the room trying not to rage quit. I Got 7th place my first time ever playing. Remembered he made a comment about women and leg hair earlier that day. I left the ranking up on the screen for when he came back. He left shortly after :)) his name was Kyle lol

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David Bowie made a four hour long Luigi movie that was specifically fanfiction & not official, sadly the dream moved on to me making soap and one of the scents exploding before I could watch it. :(

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People want to act like he didn’t say this

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damn we got 2023 tomorrow

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reblog if u think a snail or a slug would say “happy goo year” !! 🐌✨

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oh god her dick has a second health bar

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This is also how I found out I'm allergic to benadryl at 23 years old. I said the words "yeah you can tell it's kicking in because the shadow bugs show up." to my bf who's never taken it in his life. He was adamant that it wasn't a normal reaction. Turns out fever and hallucinations and heavy breathing are NOT typical symptoms pass it on

I never met the hat man while on benadryl. Instead I could tell it was kicking in when the shadow bugs showed up to the partyy

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I'm being 100% genuine btw every time I took benadryl (I'm allergic to grass so you an imagine how often that happened) since I was 5 baby years old, I'd start seeing shadow bugs before the coma kicked in

I never met the hat man while on benadryl. Instead I could tell it was kicking in when the shadow bugs showed up to the partyy

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I never met the hat man while on benadryl. Instead I could tell it was kicking in when the shadow bugs showed up to the partyy