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[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“Cool!-“

“Ooh—hello!-“

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

Hi!

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

She shrugs.

“Don’t look at me like I know why.”

She blinks. “Forgot to introduce myself, I’m Ember. Daughter of Hestia and legacy of the primordial Chaos.”

“Ooh—hello!-“

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

Hi!

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“Yeah, you’re the only bitchless one here I think except for the kid versions.” She chuckled nervously.

“Ones with Circe, ones with Nausicaa and Pisistratus, ones with Antinous, ones with Achilles’ daughter, and ones with.. well, Apollo.” She exhales.

“Ooh—hello!-“

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

Hi!

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

She sighs. Her eyes flash orange for a second. “I take it Poseidon has been very anti-Odysseus..”

“Oh, and you have the biggest low self-esteem issues ever.”

“Ooh—hello!-“

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

Hi!

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

She pauses. Crossing her arms.

“..You’re Telemachus. Don’t compare yourself...” she smiles.

“Ooh—hello!-“

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

Hi!

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“You must be Telemachus, now of seas used to be of Ithaca?”

“Ooh—hello!-“

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

Hi!

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

I shot a bird with a arrow once while doing archery

(screw it what's a fun fact about yourself also @ people I'll go first I'm allergic to myself

@escapetheslaughter

@ugly-astral-taurus

@bees-official

@gremlininthedark

@bloodmoon-da-idiot

@multifandomcutie13 )

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

// or what if the trap door then flashed red or red smoke comes out after they get eaten to represent blood :O

Now this probably wouldn’t work. But if they do a stage production.. during Scylla, they should have the six men in the audience, there should be trap doors beneath them. And when Scylla gets revealed and starts eating them. Everything goes black every time one gets eaten and the men fall through the trapdoors (and land on something soft.) The lights turn on after and they’re gone

wait wait i LOVE this

but how about, right before they get eaten and everything goes black, there's a BIG flash of red

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“Thanks.” She then snaps a cracker in two and eats it.

Ember arrives at the palace, and sighs, looking around. She looked at some of the suitors, gripping her backpack, she looked forward.

“Hmph.”

She then saw the queen of Ithaca. She ran up to her.

“Miss Penelope! Uh-you wanted to learn how to make s’mores?..”

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

I did! Thank you! And do not mind them *whispers* they are quite stupid, especially @sillypuppetmeister , although @the-only-decent-suitor-here is a lot nicer.

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“Welcome.” She chuckled.

“And.. Yeah, I can really tell..”

do you like cookies

What are cookies?

...I am shoving Walmart sugar cookies in your piehole next time I go to Walmart.

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“Gods help me.”

She lets out an disappointed sigh. Before summoning a bag of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

“Please. Eat.” She tossed the bag to him. “How much more stuff do I need to introduce you to..”

“Right.. a lot.”

do you like cookies

What are cookies?

...I am shoving Walmart sugar cookies in your piehole next time I go to Walmart.

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHAT ARE COOKIES??’”

do you like cookies

What are cookies?

...I am shoving Walmart sugar cookies in your piehole next time I go to Walmart.

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“We don’t talk about it.”

Ember arrives at the palace, and sighs, looking around. She looked at some of the suitors, gripping her backpack, she looked forward.

“Hmph.”

She then saw the queen of Ithaca. She ran up to her.

“Miss Penelope! Uh-you wanted to learn how to make s’mores?..”

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

I did! Thank you! And do not mind them *whispers* they are quite stupid, especially @sillypuppetmeister , although @the-only-decent-suitor-here is a lot nicer.

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“Ah-“ she chuckles. “Don’t worry, let me..”

She focused on it, and the crackers got fixed like a puzzle piece.

Ember arrives at the palace, and sighs, looking around. She looked at some of the suitors, gripping her backpack, she looked forward.

“Hmph.”

She then saw the queen of Ithaca. She ran up to her.

“Miss Penelope! Uh-you wanted to learn how to make s’mores?..”

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

I did! Thank you! And do not mind them *whispers* they are quite stupid, especially @sillypuppetmeister , although @the-only-decent-suitor-here is a lot nicer.

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

She grabs the crackers and chocolate.

“First, you grab two crackers, and put the marshmallow and chocolate in between them.”

Ember arrives at the palace, and sighs, looking around. She looked at some of the suitors, gripping her backpack, she looked forward.

“Hmph.”

She then saw the queen of Ithaca. She ran up to her.

“Miss Penelope! Uh-you wanted to learn how to make s’mores?..”

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

I did! Thank you! And do not mind them *whispers* they are quite stupid, especially @sillypuppetmeister , although @the-only-decent-suitor-here is a lot nicer.

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“Trust the process.”

She then looks at her marshmallow. Which seems golden enough.

“Yours is good now!”

Ember arrives at the palace, and sighs, looking around. She looked at some of the suitors, gripping her backpack, she looked forward.

“Hmph.”

She then saw the queen of Ithaca. She ran up to her.

“Miss Penelope! Uh-you wanted to learn how to make s’mores?..”

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

I did! Thank you! And do not mind them *whispers* they are quite stupid, especially @sillypuppetmeister , although @the-only-decent-suitor-here is a lot nicer.

[daughter-of-the-hearth]

“The skewer.. holds it up. Here, let me help.”

Ember arrives at the palace, and sighs, looking around. She looked at some of the suitors, gripping her backpack, she looked forward.

“Hmph.”

She then saw the queen of Ithaca. She ran up to her.

“Miss Penelope! Uh-you wanted to learn how to make s’mores?..”

- @daughter-of-the-hearth

I did! Thank you! And do not mind them *whispers* they are quite stupid, especially @sillypuppetmeister , although @the-only-decent-suitor-here is a lot nicer.