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apparently some nazi group posted this and how is that not the most relatable thing ever?

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Wax museum but one of the dudes is real and they don’t tell you who

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If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

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concept: cowboy hat with cat ears

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old toph: hey aang come out of korra for a sec, i have something to say to you

aang through korra: it's good to see you again, old friend. what is it you wanted to tell me?

toph:

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hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.

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Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

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I know I've made fun of the note Sokka and Zuko left for the gaang when they went to the boiling rock but can you imagine if they'd been honest and Katara found a note from Sokka saying "Zuko's taking me to prison" like she would have entered the Avatar State

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remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

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Knives Out (2019) dir. Rian Johnson

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JUNE? what's next, July??? Heaven forbid, August??? When does the nonsense end!!!

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cats are like. i am very small and have cute little triangle ears. also locking me out of the bathroom is a hate crime

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me: i am INSPIRED i want to WRITE

my brain, immediately: i have never once even seen a sentence

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It has literally always been a lie.  These lies have killed millions of Americans over the years.  It has cost the US Trillions of dollars in lost efficiency and higher healthcare costs over the years.  It has helped drag down the life expectancy of the US, meaning, ultimately, that Americans have lost hundreds of millions of years from their lives.

It was always a lie.