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Grandpa gets a surprise bulldog puppy for his birthday, something he’s always wanted.

It’s pure happiness for both of them

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ur very cute and very far away please come be cute closer to me

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To retaliate all the pro-blue team on my dash I just want to leave a small message from us Reds. Red team is dream team.

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"do you play video games?"

yes

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Unofficial X-Ray & Vav Theme mashed by me. All audio sources were found and recorded via Audacity from Tease It Productions, Haxeliz, and Achievement Hunter’s Let’s Play Minecraft Episode 43 - Thunderdome (5:28-4:48)

Let me know what you think. My ears are shit.

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i figured out how to sound creepy in audacity so naturally i read Emilie Autumn's "Ghost" in bel's voice as you do

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"Well at least they’re leaving us alone for now."

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you know

all the drama between my coworkers is actually made up for by the fact that i get hugs every day at work

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Here’s the reason i need feminism. I went to a party not long ago with some good friends, and i met a guy who couldn’t understand i didn’t want him - he kept coming at me, saying things like: “you want it, you just don’t know it ‘till i give it to you” and “fucking whore, you’ve slept with half the men in here, it’s only fair i get some too”. I felt imensely uncomfortable, and i tried getting away from him - i was really scared, to be honest. I ended up with going into the kitchen to Call my parents and tell them to come and get me, when he came from behind and grabbed me hard on my breasts, telling me i DESERVED what i got. He twisted my breasts so hard i have huge bruises, both underneath and on top of my breasts; including some hard bitemarks on my arms, neck and shoulders. A friend came and saw it, and helped me get out, but i’m still scared and uncomfortable.

I’m sick of THIS. Of men (granted, only a few) thinking they hear yes when i say no. I need to make it clear that this happens. I could have gotten raped, if not for my friend helping me out. And it’s scary.

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It had to be done sooner or later.

Also, sorry for being gone for 50 years. A wizard came to my house with a baker’s dozen of dwarfs to go and fight a dragon.

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An addiction, that each Zodiac is likely to have.

Sagittarius: Gambling Aries: Caffeine Gemini: Smoking Pisces: Alcohol Leo: Shopping Aquarius: Video Games Libra: (Sleeping) Pills Scorpio: Internet Addiction Virgo: Cleaning Taurus: Eating Capricorn: Working Cancer: Addicted to another person 

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ACCORDING TO THE CALENDAR AT WORK TODAY IS APPRECIATE A DRAGON DAY OMF

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i'm suddenly reminded of the time i got into full russia cosplay and did a dance in the middle of a blizzard for the amusement of like six people on tinychat

moral of the story north dakotans are raw as fuck

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What have I done.

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Let me make this abundantly clear.

There is apparently a photo of Meg and Gavin sleeping going around. It was posted to Gavin’s facebook privately and then somehow leaked.

If you are posting or reblogging this photo, you are perpetuating a theft. Take. It. Down. If...

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here's an apollo holding a bow and arrow shirtless bc my roommate was like "can he be scantily clad"

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bye