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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Boga the Varactyl (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Waxer (Star Wars), Clone Trooper Boil (Star Wars), 212th Attack Battalion Members (Star Wars: The Clone Wars) Additional Tags: Soulmate Goose of Enforcement, but make it a varactyl, boga has a mission, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Mutual Pining, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Fluff, Light Angst, Getting Together

Summary: It’s pretty hard to pine when a giant reptile starts chasing you towards the one you love most. Cody is determined to try regardless.

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The Kenobi show would've been better if Cody was in it

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Hello great potato overlord, may we receive some TL4J shenanigans?

does "they all fell in a lake or smthn and one of them fares a lot better when soggy than the others" count as a shenanigan

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I think this Mace Windu saw something in visions and somehow became more aggressive

It's the mystery of the Force.

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AU where the entire 501st gets hit with a de-aging ray and like yes Anakin would like to get to work fixing this, but the de-aging ray knocked ten years off of all of them.

He’s ten. Ahsoka is four, maybe five.

Most of the troopers can’t even walk yet.

Like as much as he’d love to claim he can handle this himself, he is only one person, and there are several thousand infants and toddlers on board who certainly know how to change their own diapers, but sure as hell don’t have the physical dexterity or reach to do so.

Ahsoka and Anakin take turns carrying around 1.5yo Rex, who’s very annoyed that he’s baby.

Obi-Wan gets the call from a tearful Anakin (10yo hormones are different from 20yo hormones, okay, his body is OVERWHELMED and erring on the side of tears and there’s a lot of panic coming at him through the Force right now), who’s holding one baby and has a Small Child Togruta with nubby montrals clinging to his oversized tunic, who is also holding a baby. Obi-Wan immediately calls in the rest of the Council because they need to figure out which legion is closest because Anakin cannot! Arrange! For the feeding of literally thousands of infants by himself! Chosen One or not, Incredibly powerful in the Force or not, he is only one manchild (with a 5yo sidekick) and there are thousands of babies who need to be fed and changed and oh god they’re all going to die.

It’s either Plo or Obi-Wan who’s closest, for Reasons.

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Politically Charged Gay Chicken AU

People encouraged me to share this so here we go:

Jango escapes spice ship slavery and retakes Mandalore instead of becoming a bounty hunter. He reaches out to the Temple and demands reparations from the Jedi. Through an incredibly stupid series of events, he gets a Kenobi-shaped “blushing bride that is only demure because they’re trying very hard not to kick your ass right now.”

Qui-Gon was involved in reparations negotiation because it’s his job and he’s, for some reason, one of the best at it. He brought along 20yo Obi-Wan for Training Reasons, and between Jango’s consistent vitriol and a dumb comment of “Well I’m not going to demand a spouse out of this, for all that it’s traditional,” getting met with Obi-Wan’s (more politely worded) “why, are you chicken?” a political marriage happens out of SPITE, and it’s Obi-Wan because he’s a sensible age, legally Dooku’s grandson, and volunteering to call Jango’s bluff.

Jango is calling Obi-Wan’s bluff.

As we all can guess, neither of them is going to back down.

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Bosoka arranged marriage plot when

There was some politics going on and neither of them are particularly interested in that part (Obi-Wan and Satine are handling that part).

The girls are mostly just like�� goading each other.

A few steps to the left of the politically charged jangobi au

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The Clones (and Captain Typho) playing with lightsabers

Temuera Morrison, Jay Laga'aia, and Bodie Taylor starring in The Tem Show - Star Wars Episode (2005)

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codywan (implied) sketch dump #2

1. age gap AU ➖ 2. animal crossing assigned ➖ 3. marigolds inspired by @/cafffine ➖ 4. ranch AU inspired by @/glimmerglanger ➖ 5. Anastasia AU concept ➖ 6. 🤐 ➖ 7. merAU inspired by @/glimmerglanger ➖ 8. smooooooch

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downsides of being super ill for a few days are being ill, plus sides are i finally sat down and watched the 2003 clone wars cartoon!

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@lesbians4kanan and I were discussing how cal just gives his full government name to literally everyone in the galaxy

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Same person who mentioned Han finding out Luke and Leia were Vaders Kids. While I was typing I also remembered Han was in carbonite already when Lando got his redemption. This confused blind man just has to take everyone’s word that Lando Is Infact good and will not stab him in the back 😭

omg yeah LOL, poor both of them

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happy mean girls day to everyone who celebrates <3

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the great thing about star wars fix-it aus is no matter how you fix it, everyone is still gonna need SO much therapy

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I love your Organa twins AU. How would a Tatooine/Lars twins AU look like?

oo!! well luke would get bullied a lot less, that's for sure

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this is the way

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