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Someone please draw this?! (I can’t draw)

I’ve always wished there was a scene where Frollo discovers the affair between Phoebus and Esmeralda. We already see him erupt with jealousy in that outburst at Quasimodo after finding out he helped her escape. Frollo’s resentment toward their innocent bond was palpable enough; it’s chilling to think how he'd react to the sight of their kiss. Given his near-immediate wrath toward Phoebus for his ���insubordination”, losing all value as Captain to him, one can only imagine how much quicker he’d turn on him if he saw him with Esmeralda. Phoebus would certainly switch places with his Frollo’s former Captain. It’s almost impressive that he dared to kiss her at all, especially considering he and the rest of Paris were blind to the fervor smoldering in Frollo's gaze.

I either really want this because it’d be kind of attractive to see him jealous of Phoebus being the man to win Esmerelda over, not him, or because a part of me hates that blonde himbo. (Though I can imagine him saying a stupid comment that would only piss Frollo off further.) Either way, it would’ve been a cool scene. I’ll need to draw it someday.

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Young and old…

this man-

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I afound these headcanons very faithful to the characters hahahaha!

Disney Villains Sexuality Headcanons

These are only my headcanons, so don’t take them as facts! I just thought it’d be fun to share my thoughts

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Maleficent- Lesbian OR Aroace

Hades- Pansexual

Jafar- Bisexual

Grimhilde- Lesbian

Queen of Hearts- Straight

Captain Hook- Bisexual

Cruella De Vil- Bisexual (w/ Female preference)

Ursula- Bisexual (w/ Female preference)

Scar- Gay

Gaston- Closeted Bisexual (he has A LOT of internalized homophobia)

Ratigan- Bisexual (w/ male preference)

Frollo- ??? (He’s just a freak, no community wants to claim him)

Madam Mim- Asexual (her only love is chaos)

Rourke- Straight

Bill Sykes- Straight

Clayton- Straight

Alameda Slim- Bisexual

Hans- Straight? Bi-curious?

Dr. Facilier- Bisexual

Honest John- The literal embodiment of “I’m not gay, but $20 is $20”

Prince John- Gay

Magnifico- Straight (I could see him as that fruity English teacher who had a wife and kids)

Madam Medusa- Straight

Mother Gothel- Bisexual (w/ Female preference)

Lady Tremaine- Just a really mean Lesbian

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Lemme know if I forgot anyone!

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Today the subject is strange... but I need YOUR help! Please.

You've probably seen this body rating chart on Instagram, or on TikTok, maybe here on Tumblr, on any platform. Right? If not, you're seeing it now 👍

Well, what I want to get at with this is, what would be the body classification of the (male) characters in The Hunchback of Notre Dame? And that's why I need your opinion 😌🫵

let's start with Phoebus:

we already know that bodies 1,2,3,7,8,9 are the impostors. This makes us think and discuss bodies 4, 5 and 6. If we analyze his body in the film, we will notice that he is a more robust man, both with his armor and with that blouse he wears at the end of the film during Esmeralda's pursuit.

Even though he is a more robust man, compared to the other male characters, he does not have defined muscles. We can notice this in the film precisely when he is chasing Esmeralda.

Of the options we had, among them 4,5,6, we can remove 6 and 5, leaving only option 4.

"But option 4 has too many defined muscles for Phoebus' body!" Yes my dear friend, I know that. But there is no option for a robust guy with undefined muscles. Option 3 is too skinny, 5 is too muscular. So we can consider option 4 anyway.

Now it's Frollo's turn:

This is already a controversial topic. I've seen many posts here on Tumblr discussing this, and they weren't very friendly. I've read that he has thick thighs, I've read that he's not as thin as he looks, but I'm here to give my opinion.

Based on the movie, it is clear that options 4,5,6,7,8,9 will not be chosen! that is a fact! However, leaving the doubt between 1,2,3.

I am aware that he is an old man, and that his muscles are no longer like those of a 20 year old. But, let's suppose he was younger. What would his body be like?

At the beginning of the film, we see a little bit of the younger Frollo, perhaps. And he didn't seem as thin as you think. Take a look.

notice the thickness of his forearms and legs. (his calves are not left out).

This is the same case as Phoebus, he doesn't have defined muscles. And it seems that we don't have many of these non-defined options in the table. Maybe option 3?

However, the arms in option 3 are still very thin compared to the arms shown in the movie screenshot. Which leads us to believe that perhaps the thickness of his arms is just a consequence of his gloves, since Paris that night was snowing. But what about your legs?

As for her legs, we can see that there is no existing clothing that could be responsible for the thickness of her thighs, apart from a type of stocking. So, considering the same reasoning as Phoebus, I think option 3 for younger Frollo will be ideal. maybe a body between option 3 and 4? or 2 and 3? I have no idea.

"What about old Frollo?"

The film makes it clear that he is a thin old man, we notice when he raises his arms to try to hit Esmeralda with the sword at the top of the cathedral, for example.

And from what I know, as people get older they tend to lose muscle mass and get saggy skin. In the case of muscle mass loss, it is generally in men. We conclude then, that old Frollo's body will be option 2.

It's time for Clopin to hit the track:

Clopin is not a muscular man. And from what the film shows he is a short and thin man. Options 4,5,6,7,8,9 do not exist.

From what I've seen in his scenes in the movie, I think body 1 or 2 would be ideal. He also didn't have defined muscles. I don't think any male character was drawn with the focus on transparent muscles. If they did, it wasn't drawn. (I say this because I've never read the book, so maybe the book will talk about it)

Dear Quasimodo:

Bodies 7,8,9 are some options.

As we see in the film, Quasi also does not have defined muscles, but he is, we can say, more chubby, I think body 8 would be the choice. besides this body being compatible with his strength.

We also can't forget about his hump. Of course! I don't think it affects Quasi's body choice at all.

I think that's just these characters. Please correct me if I've said something wrong or if I'm missing information. I'm really sorry!! And please, if you misunderstand anything, tell me.

Do you agree with this choice of bodies?

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My first reblog is of these legends! I need to learn how to draw.... really...

new challenge!

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The Hunchback memes part.3

Frollo and Phoebus are literally the BEST ship of the Hunchback of Notre Dame!!! (after y/n and Frollo, of course!)

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The Hunchback memes part.2

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Another shitty edit I used in capcut. please make me feel ashamed, and stop having fetishes about making edits of non-editable people!!

I'm completely a slave to making edits like this dubious thing!!! I need to go to church urgently...

😔

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a random edit and I just feel like tearing out my own eyes just seeing this Slander... but I'm fine👍🙃

come and gouge out your eyes with me ☺️☺️

(I don't know how I still like this enigmatic being...)

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Just some of the best Disney villains in my opinion.

I hope you enjoy

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the hunchback memes part 1.

Let's imagine the real characters in this. Please, someone who knows how to draw here?! to be able to draw this with the real characters?! I need!

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what do you think?

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I found out that Disney has given up on making a live action film of The Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's been a while. In addition to this Disney relic being my favorite film, I decided to make this post about actors who, in my opinion, are suitable for playing these characters.

Peter Capaldi as Claude Frollo. He was already going to play Frollo in the deleted live action. And I completely agree! In addition to being very similar physiognomically, their personality matches.

Chris Hemsworth as Phoebus. He, on the other hand, would not play Phoebus in the excluded live action. However, the physiognomy is very similar. Plus, they're both beautiful.

Megan Fox as Esmerald. Both are enough to make anyone fall in love. She may be older than she looks, but her acting, appearance, and personality match as well.

Mark Wahlberg as Quasimodo. Before they judge me, OBVIOUSLY, with makeup. He's one of my favorite actors, so it's no basis. And if you stop to see, the two have a certain similarity.

And finally, I couldn't leave out the gargoyles. Adam Sandler, Melissa McCarthy, and Jack Black they would be great to play. What to do if you both have high charisma?!

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Can anyone tell me what Frollo's nose is? (Villain of the Hunchback of Notre Dame). I have a lot of doubts!

I have doubts between nose number eight, seventeen and twenty-two! help me!!!!

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What do you think of these sketches of future designs? It's going to be Disney villains.

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