darkmossylibrary
darkmossylibrary
Don't trust the mushrooms
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Hi I'm Devon [he/they/neos] '06 (adult) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨🇿 | Was the prophecy fun? | taggigng my sins against the gods as #my stuff
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darkmossylibrary · 17 hours ago
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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth
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darkmossylibrary · 21 hours ago
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If I see that cowboy flesh hat and one more goddamn time
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darkmossylibrary · 21 hours ago
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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'
what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip
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darkmossylibrary · 21 hours ago
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I love how these are from an Unreality subreddit but to my eye they just read like regular Tumblr shitposts. Did we cross-pollinate or something
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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Melanistic fallow deer filmed by Jakub Wencek in the forests of Barycz Valley.
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Melanistic fallow deer filmed by Jakub Wencek in the forests of Barycz Valley.
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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A bad photoshop will always be funnier than an AI image no matter what
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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Perfectly timed wedding photo
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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dear universe give me ten billion dollars and infinite free time and indestructible hands so i can do every hobby ever
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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god cursed me into seeing this image so im making it everyone elses problem
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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hope is all we have
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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I believe in 2000s loga sklepów supremacy
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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hate being at work. my coworker was like "I bought a neck thing for my neck pain on amazon the other day. it's probably a scam lol" and I couldn't even say "well just hope it's not radioactive" because then everyone would look at me weird and I'd launch into a rant about the negative-ion producing pens available for sale on amazon and temu and aliexpress that are just radioactive, and I'd think that my little ramble was really cool and interesting but nobody else would and they'd just remember I bombed the conversation with a complete non-sequitur.
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.
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darkmossylibrary · 2 days ago
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Friendly reminder how to actually use band aids on fingertips because we see people doing it wrong all the time.
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