darkmossylibrary
Don't trust the mushrooms
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Hi I'm Devon [he/they/neos] '06 (adult) 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇨�� | Was the prophecy fun? | taggigng my sins against the gods as #my stuff
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darkmossylibrary · 2 hours ago
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darkmossylibrary · 3 hours ago
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movie that is very normal and even good but then when the credits start it says SET AND PROP DESIGN: AMAURY GUICHON
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darkmossylibrary · 3 hours ago
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fucked up to start a new year in the middle of the week. sparkle on its 2025?
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darkmossylibrary · 3 hours ago
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darkmossylibrary · 3 hours ago
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It's now safe and warm with some hazelnuts
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darkmossylibrary · 3 hours ago
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anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror
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darkmossylibrary · 3 hours ago
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Level 1: Porn with plot
Level 2: Porn with social commentary
Level 3: Porn with troubling philosophical implications
Level 4: Porn with maddening revelations of humanity’s place in the cosmos
Level 5: Porn with math
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darkmossylibrary · 3 hours ago
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location: moss oasis, endless barren waste
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known for: moisture, spores, mite farming
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darkmossylibrary · 3 hours ago
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a little green alien has landed at a local gas station and is trying to buy cigarettes
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Despite every moment of life being indescribably precious and a wondrous mystery, I will spend it caring about dividends and how many rental properties I have.
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darkmossylibrary · 22 hours ago
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(girl with onemillion important assignments voice) i think all that matters in this world is falling in love with everything & drinking hot tea
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darkmossylibrary · 22 hours ago
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About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.
It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.
So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.
So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.
Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.
The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.
... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.
Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.
Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.
And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.
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darkmossylibrary · 22 hours ago
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králové v pohádkách, z nějakého důvodu:
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darkmossylibrary · 22 hours ago
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Remember kids! NEVER save left-over antibiotics! You should never have leftover antibiotics, because you have to finish the whole course! Not doing so, or giving your antibiotics to someone else who hasn’t been prescribed them is how we got superbugs, that are resistant to antibiotics! 
ALWAYS finish your antibiotics, even if you don’t think you’re sick anymore! NEVER give your antibiotics to other people, there is no guaruntee they will have any effect, or the same effect, and without a full course, will not help them even if it is the right medicine for the job. 
BOTH cases result in resistant superbugs, which are dangerous to everyone, and hurt everyone. You might think you’re helping your poorer friends who cannot afford an antibiotic/to be seen by a doctor, but you’re not. You’re just hurting everyone. 
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darkmossylibrary · 22 hours ago
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ZIMNÍ VÝZVA!
Mrazík, ale jsou to debilní česká videa. Vykopávám:
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darkmossylibrary · 22 hours ago
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Bastille was right. How am I gonna be an optimist about this. Also right about eh eho eho.
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