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Tranquil - Who do you laugh the most with?

Jameson. He's my ride or die. We've been best friends for forever, and he's one of my favorite people. We can always laugh together and be stupid.

@jamesonxcassidy

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☎️ + Liza

@thelizaxevans

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☎️ + ziggy!

@ziggykyeons

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Darcy: Uuh idk?

Darcy: my dad’s the chief of police, idk if he’d let me get in trouble.

Darcy: Ken isn’t terrible but he’s what we have rn

@andyacostas

Andy: nah i was just asking bc it seemed kinda random Andy: ken's boring anyway so Andy: are you sure we wouldn't get in trouble for this? @darcyxanthonyx

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Darcy: he might not die! We won’t know yet

Darcy: honestly, poor Ken, it was just wrong place at wrong time. I found him on a sand bar, abandoned.

Darcy: no promises

Darcy: that’s not a threat. I just don’t know what’s gonna happen if you strap a Ken doll to a firework

@itsbrimarquez

Bri: What did Ken do to deserve death by explosion? Bri: As long as I'm not impaled by his plastic arm, sounds fun.

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Darcy: heck yeah!

Darcy: I’m super excited! This is gonna be sick

Darcy: where ya wanna meet?

@reaganmurphy

Reagan: really? i'm all ready intrigued. can't say no to discount fireworks Reagan: count me in! i wanna see him take off to who knows where.

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Darcy: life is boring if you’re always safe

Darcy: besides, what’s the worst that could happen?

Darcy: Oop

Darcy: im not a serial killer or anything

Darcy: I’m sure he was just an angsty teenager, too, and didn’t become a serial killer either . It’s fine!

@dilcne

Lorna: That sounds really unsafe... Lorna: And like that Sid guy from Toy Story

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Darcy: heck yeah!!!

Darcy: today good with you?

Darcy: I was thinking the beach

@jokangmin

Kangmin: YES Kangmin: When are we doing this? And where?

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Darcy: idk is it?

Darcy: it’s just fireworks

Darcy: are you in or out?

@cherryxkoch

Cherry: 🫢 isn't that like super illegal? ( @darcyxanthonyx )

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Darcy: uh

Darcy: cuz I found him abandoned on the beach and I thought it would be fun

Darcy: no hard feelings towards Ken, ofc

@andyacostas

Andy: uh Andy: why a ken doll? @darcyxanthonyx

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Darcy: wdym? I just said I got DISCOUNT fireworks and the Ken was free too

Darcy: and you wouldn’t risk your fingers unless you’re lighting the fuse before you’ve tied him duh 🙄

@noah-atwood

Noah: hard no on my end Noah: not willing shell out $1000 just to blow up a Barbie doll Noah: or risk my fingers @darcyxanthonyx

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Darcy: but you have so much fun on my trips, don’t you?

Darcy: heck yes!

Darcy: he was abandoned on the beach and I found him

Darcy: v much wrong place at wrong time for him

@ziggykyeons

Ziggy: every text from you is such a trip babe, I literally never know what's coming next. Ziggy: obvi i'm down but what has ken done to you lately to warrant such a thing? @darcyxanthonyx

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Darcy 📲 anyone

Darcy: got some discount fireworks from the Fourth of July

Darcy: wanna tie a Ken doll to a rocket with me?

@aurorabaystarter

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Darcy: idk it just seems like the right insult Darcy: yes, i do Darcy: yes!! @jamesonxcassidy

Jameson: I’m needy? Please tell me how I’m needy Darcy Jameson: thank you. Now I’ll find it easier Jameson: how is that bull? You wanna take precedence over her mom and Emerson? Jameson: you wanna share third place with me? @darcyxanthonyx

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Darcy: ugh you’re so needy

Darcy: the one you throw a baseball at a bunch of bottles

Darcy: that’s bull

Darcy: ugh fine. I guess that’s something 🙄

@jamesonxcassidy

Jameson: you’re still not telling me which game is the giant teddy bear? I have to go figure out where it is. Jameson: stop trying to butter me up. I’m gonna go do it. Jameson: yes top four Jameson: number one is her mom Darcy. I’m not even number two that’s Emerson. so it’s her mom, Em, me, and you. you’re the only one on the list that isn’t blood, but definitely still family. @darcyxanthonyx

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Darcy: But you're so good at it Darcy: much better than me Darcy: TOP FOUR?? Darcy: But I should be number 1 @jamesonxcassidy

Jameson: I feel like you are overestimating my skillset Jameson: what game is the giant teddy bear? Jameson: it was work smarter not harder. And honestly you never needed to buy Emma’s love. Especially how things went with the friend group Jameson: you know you’re in her like top four people without a second thought. Favorite one that isn't biologically related to her. @darcyxanthonyx

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