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I'm doing pretty shitty mentally right now, so i'll be back around when I'm feeling better.

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If y'all ever wanna play Rivals just let me know, btw. Solo queue is slowly killing me lol

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What’s your opinion on barbershop quartets?

"I don't think anybody in the whole friggin' world likes barbershop quartets, not even the clowns that are in 'em."

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Please reblog this if it is okay to send you memes a few hours after you reblogged them. So timezones/work do not lock out some people of meme fun

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Donating to AO3 automatically makes you a bitch, btw. jsyk. fyi.

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Nobody Gets Out Alive // Still Accepting @babydxhl said: i wish i had known you before.

Over the course of his long, mostly illustrious career as a criminal, Oswald had learned that dwelling on the past and possibilities often did little good. The potentiality of good fortune, though nothing more than a self inflicted illusion, can eat you alive from the inside out. Focusing on what you've done, rather than what you could've done, is the only right way, in his opinion.

But, rationality and experience have a funny way of evaporating when just the right words are spoken. Mary's idle wish happens to find him in a similar moment of wanting nostalgia, and he can't help but indulge in the daydream. A small smile curls his lips and Oswald nods his head.

"Ah, dear cousin, that would've been nice. You and I would've ran the playground together."

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The way TikTok has hyper-accelerated the misappropriation of AAVE by primarily white gen-z kids should be studied.

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Magik would NOT be a hard character to play if her dash hitbox wasn’t garbage on purpose.

Like, Spider-Man can hit his uppercut from across the map, but Magik can quite literally clip through people and not connect.

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There is no hetero explanation for why one of penguin's bodyguards just has no sleeves.

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I need more middle aged homosexuality in my life.

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"you have a wonderful laugh, Ozzie." @question-marked (Detective AU)

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A flash of heat strikes the Penguin squarely in the face, his pudgy cheeks filling with color. Bright pink, almost mistakable for the usual shade of rosy exertion, but distinctly shy. He wrings his hands. It isn't the first time someone's commented on his laugh, but it is the first time it's been complimented.

"Ah, geez, Eddie. Do ya really mean that? Most people say I sound like, well, ya know. A penguin."

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‘Lo, Penguin.

Think I could borrow one of them penguins for a tick?

@gutter-mage69

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Oswald squints, his stanch defense only momentarily delayed by surprise. Asking to borrow one of his beloved pets requires a level of audacity few men possess, and for a moment he's tempted to accept if only to see what could warrant such a request. But when it comes to his dear birdies-

"Absolutely not. If you even think about touching one of my pretties, I'll eviscerate and feed you to them." Never mind that penguins are near universally pescatarian.

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🤏Otis is 5'3!~

Send Me 🤏 And I Will Compare Our Muse's Heights! @ratwhsprs

Gotham's Littlest Villains

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Nobody Gets Out Alive // Still Accepting @mischiefstirred said: "you don't even know what loyalty means."

"C'mon, lady, you don't know me. The fuck I don't know about loyalty?" Oswald's temper begins to sizzle and pop beneath his pale skin, but he does an excellent job of masking it behind his usual jovial facade. There's a breathiness to the way that he speaks, indignant but non-malicious and humorous. Each sentence floats on the wind of a smokey laugh.

"Yeah, I've stabbed a few guys in the back, but I've also never squealed on anybody to save my own skin. Loyalty should be conditional, cause blind devotion's for the birds. It's what gets you locked up for somethin' you didn't do, if it don't get you killed."

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Nobody Gets Out Alive // Still Accepting @blckfckinmsk said: "you can stay here, if you don't want to go home."

Oswald's hesitation to speak is immediately noticeable, and it is likewise notable. It's rare for Gotham's silver-tongued Gentleman of Crime to struggle to find his words. Even when caught off guard, his quick wit seldom fails him. But now, though, in the opulent den of a rival gangster, the Penguin's words have to be manually found.

"I dunno, Roman. There's a fuck-ton of work I still gotta do, ya know?" He says after a moment, bringing a ring-garnished hand up to comb through his hair. "But...I guess it can wait until tomorrow. Nothin' life or death."

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Nobody Gets Out Alive // Still Accepting @ratwhsprs said: "Sometimes crazy is the most rational response you can have."

Rodent, he thinks to himself. Even amidst a civil conversation, Oswald's first instinct is to belittle and dismiss. Cut them before they cut you. However, he ignores the impulse and bites his tongue. Petty insults are not gentlemanly.

"I don't think so. Insanity is a failure of the mind, little mouse. It's an inability to cope. Only the weak-willed lose themselves when faced with trauma."

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nobody gets out alive.

dialogue prompts from nobody gets out alive: stories by leigh newman.

you have a wonderful laugh.

i wish i had known you before.

play me a song. it'll make you feel better.

what a fucking corner we have found ourselves in.

you don't even know what ____ means.

i'm your friend. remember?

there's no need to fib.

do you have the horrors?

i have a chill. it's probably hypothermia.

microwaves will cook your brain.

i'm so proud of you.

what an arrogant shit i was.

you're an odd one. dark. i like you.

i'll never leave you. you know that, right?

it's a son of a bitch world, and nobody gets out alive.

i've never seen you afraid before.

you can tell a lot about a person by their handwriting.

you know how i hate to yell.

why can't you just tell me what's going on?

i'm leaving. just like you wanted.

what's wrong with crying?

my first and only friend.

there were so many times i almost told you. so many times i never did.

the great love of my life was our friendship.

everybody everywhere thinks they're a good person.

what if we got out of here?

did you ever run away? you know, as a kid?

it wasn't all shit and shenanigans.

i've always wanted to learn [language].

have an oyster. they're a delicacy.

you're in trouble. do you understand that yet?

it'll make me feel better if you're there.

you're the best ___ in the world.

i have been alone for most of my life.

you can stay here, if you don't want to go home.

it's easy to be married when you're happy, but nobody's ever happy all the time.

we are allies of convenience: nothing less, and nothing more.

god is a brute. imagine a world where mary was in charge.

how are you still so naïve?

you're breaking my heart.