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rereading heroes of olympus HURTS knowing that nico stayed at chb because he knew that he had friends and then RICK KILLS JASON. HIS FIRST TRUE FRIEND SINCR BIANCA DIED. is nico not allowed to be happy

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What's so funny about so many "Annabeth is toxic" posts is that so many of the examples people pull from are just ... a thirteen year old girl trying and failing to flirt because she doesn't know how. The play fighting, the teasing ... Annabeth is trying to flirt with him! And she's bad at it because teenage girls are bad at it. Play fighting and teasing is the go-to strategy of middle school flirting. If Percy wore hats, she'd be stealing his hat and wearing it around for most of TTC and you bitches would still say "waaaaah she's toxic because she's stealing his personal property"

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What's so funny about so many "Annabeth is toxic" posts is that so many of the examples people pull from are just ... a thirteen year old girl trying and failing to flirt because she doesn't know how. The play fighting, the teasing ... Annabeth is trying to flirt with him! And she's bad at it because teenage girls are bad at it. Play fighting and teasing is the go-to strategy of middle school flirting. If Percy wore hats, she'd be stealing his hat and wearing it around for most of TTC and you bitches would still say "waaaaah she's toxic because she's stealing his personal property"

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percabeth making 'you give me grey hairs' jokes would be peak comedy

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People don’t talk about Kronos using Annabeth as leverage against Percy enough.

“It’s time to surrender or the girl dies” because Kronos knew if it was Annabeths life at stake Percy would give up the world.

and Annabeth knew it too. “Percy, don’t.” because he really would risk it all to make sure she’s alive

He does notttt play when it comes to her

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a) annabeth chase

b) piper mclean

c) leo valdez

d) thalia grace

e) not true

like get what i mean?

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The fact that Jason was never actually at the Wilderness School with Piper and Leo is so much funnier when you think that he’s like 90% of the trio’s impulse control.

Like you have to assume they have conversations like,

Leo: Remember that time we nearly blew up a classroom then Jason stopped us

Piper: Hahah yeah that was crazy. Wait- Jason was never there

Leo: Oh shit! We actually blew up a classroom!

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piper would listen to ariana grande for sure

ariana grandes albums evolutions and especially her thank u next fits pipers story sooo well

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nico being so upset finding out about jason’s death that he slips into italian i’m not ok

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nico being so upset finding out about jason’s death that he slips into italian i’m not ok

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female protagonists will literally go through 30 life altering traumas at the age of 16 and you ppl still have the audacity to call them annoying bc they cry about it and act like teenage girls

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i could never be a demigod because quests are literally only for morning people. like why do i have to wake up at the ass crack of dawn just to head to my imminent death with a side of eternal damnation. waking up that early is already punishment enough for paying the debt of my half-godly existence.

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Hi

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im dating him cause im the only girl toxic enough to handle him

i cant let him go astray and be toxic to other girls yk

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There's a rule that Piper and Leo have, that on the rare episodes that Jason takes a nap, everyone has to shut up. Do not wake him up. They basically make everyone talk at a whisper. Jason barely rests, so when he does, they want to preserve that by any means necessary. They become really annoying about it in order to protect their child soldier who never takes a break.

Jason has no idea.

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The day i’ll actually finish an artwork, its over for you guys