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People who drink water out of soda bottles are NOT TO BE TRUSTED I'M FUCKING ON TO YOU HEATHENS
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Holy shit it worked
Moses
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Eminem missed a great opportunity when he named his alter ego slim shady instead of Skittles.
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I asked my friend what 3+1 was and she said 4 So it turns out that she CAN even.
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Well we share 50 or 60 percent of our DNA with bananas, you don't see me taking my banana out for a walk and calling it fluffy.
Do people generally find mammals cuter than other animals because we, as humans, are mammals? If we were reptilian people, would we find snakes cuter than puppies?
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My vote goes for Hammer America
wait so if you ship cap/thor (why tho?? this is purely theoretical) would it be called
CAPTAIN HAMMER???
It’s 4 AM I’m so sorry.
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