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Perfection on Stage ↳ Jensen Ackles - JIBCon 2015 (x)

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Alright. I'll get my own.

Nope. Mine.

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Nah. I'm too lazy for that. Pass me a drink?

Right here?

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Maybe I should remind you.

I have no idea what you’re talking about. 

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I'm sorry, whose legs were were wrapped around my head last night? Oh...that's right...

I know how to make you scream like a bitch. That’s good enough for me. 

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I ain't a bitch. Adam is.

Excuse me? 911? I’d like to report a murder. This bitch just killed my vibe.

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I love you.

People wonder why I’m so grumpy.

They must not know what I have to deal with.

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I got something to poke you with.

Has everyone remembered to get their flu shots? I can think of a number of residents around here I wouldn’t have a problem puncturing with a sharp object.

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I am not, I don't know what you're talking about. 

Michael? No. Last time I saw him was before I left town.

Huh. [Private]

Hmmm…. 

Hey! You’re only a few years behind loser. Quick question, have you seen mikey around?

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You must be the best vampire around then. I mean wow. What a feat. 

Sure, sure. Go for the other person's intelligence, make it seem like you're doing them a huge favor by not talking to them. I don't know, buddy. You're talking too much to actually say something that means anything. You've been here for like, what, two weeks and you think you know everything that goes on? 

Thanks. My babe is quite the smart shopper.

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That’s what they all say. Yet here I am, still standing. Not like you’re the first hunter to put a bounty on my head. Oh look. Look at me I’m alive!

Also,  the fact you’re so ignorant you don’t see the flaw in your own words right now all proud and tall about the rest of it like you got one over on me, I’ve decided you’re literally too stupid to insult. I’ll feel bad about being mean to the mentally challenged. So, while you ride off on your short bus counting stakes I’m just gonna go have a real life now, ya know, the kind you don’t, even though I’m dead and you’re not. Go figure. 

Have fun with you Walmart backpack I bet you even got that on sale two for one. You go boy. 

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And I haven't said a word about you. So you're kinda bringing up a shitty comparison.

Man, all I did was make a joke. Talk about sensitive.

Oh, so you're Letha's little snuggle buddy. There there, pal. Don't be scared. I can make it quick and painless. 

I don't need any luck, but thanks for all the thrilling ideas. 

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Right of course. I don’t know Jack shit about you. Sounds like a dead ringer for what you know about me. 

And yet we’re both still talking shit. Monkey see, monkey do? 

I know all I need to know. I heard about your declaration to kill me. 

I wish you the best of luck. You’re gonna need it. So put a four leaf clover in your superhero backpack and rub a Buddha belly while you’re at it too. You’re gonna need it. Put a horse shoe over your door and don’t step on any crack or a vampire might bite your mamma’s back.   

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Tell me what it takes then.

Anyone else notice somethin?

A job isn’t all it takes to succeed at life, you know.

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Isn't it cute? It's a Batman backpack.

You don't know me and you really just want to talk shit to me? 

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Aw aren’t you adorable? Yes you are. You so so are. Why if it isn’t little Daniel Kromer and his back pack full of stakes and wet dreams he never fulfills. 

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That's already been invented. It's called Letha. 

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He took the glass that Adam had handed him, taking a deep breath. He drank down half of the glass, relishing in the taste just for a minute. "Adam, a lot of fucked up shit happened. Everywhere. At least in my life." He raised an eyebrow and got up after a second, taking out the popcorn before Adam burnt it. He put the movie in as well, not saying anything else until he settled back down beside Adam. The Kromer kept his shoulder against his best friend's, swirling around some of his drink as he bit his bottom lip. "So tell me. How much did you miss me? A lot?" he gave a crooked grin, trying to ease that unspoken awkwardness. 

Daniel wasn't an idiot, he could see what was going on before he had left. But that made him feel even worse for having to be that roadblock. "I was dragged on and on....and on, up to the point where I knew what you wanted, Adam. I did. But where she and I were at, I though it was real. And I guess it wasn't. I was the one led on by a big ass lie, and I know that happened to you." He finished his first glass of moonshine, ripping open the bag of popcorn. Daniel took a handful before handing the bag to Adam and refilling his glass, "So, if you have any other information for me, now would be a great time, yeah?" He winked before shoving some popcorn into his mouth, barely focusing on the movie. The hot lesbian scene was the only thing he was looking forward to.

The hunter leaned against Adam, letting out a weary sigh, "You already know 'bout me 'n Charlotte. Adam, man, she was fuckin' leaving. Right after her thing with...Alexander. She was goin' for her own protection. I had to go. I had to. Stayin' here....with just the memory of what had fucking happened? I would've been dead." He felt bad for leaving his best friend behind without a word, including his cousin. Adam was one of the few Daniel would ever dream, excuse the pun, of confiding in. "I drank so damn much. Still do. Charlotte's too good t'me to send me to a fuckin' rehab place." Daniel swallowed down some more moonshine, putting a hand on his head. This was a lot of information he was giving the Mernick, and even though Adam could've looked if he wanted, it made Daniel feel better that the man was letting him talk. 

He gave a crooked smile, one he knew bugged Charlotte half the time because it wouldn't allow her to get mad at him, "So tell me, Adam. Was she worth it? Did you listen to what I said before I left? When Pierre came back and you didn't exist anymore? Sucks, huh. Queen'a fuckin' and dumpin'. When there wasn't anything there to start out with." He ruffled Adam's hair, taking a deep breath, "Charlotte's the best damn thing that's ever happened to me. And now Evangeline is the only thing in the way or her bein' happy. I ain't enough. Because whatever life we want, we can't even have."

Adam & Daniel || Drunken Honesty

Adam was pulled into the hug just as soon as he had gotten up from the couch, and to say that he was surprised was an understatement. He’d made it a priority to keep his close friend’s thoughts out of his head, especially when he was around them, and Daniel was no exception. Aside from his family, Daniel was his best friend, and that meant something to him. As his own arms wrapped around the hunter’s body, he found the notion comforting that, for someone who didn’t hug very often, they were warm and full of love.

The embrace ended as soon as it started, and Adam watched with a small smile as Daniel plopped down on his couch, as if he’d been there a thousand times before. The Moonshine that had been passed to him was gripped tightly in his hands, more out of fear that he’d drop it than anything else.

"Okay, okay," the Oneiroi raised left hand in the air, his smile widening. "you need to stop apologizing. It’s my fault for not even double-checking. But enough talk about that."

He noticed the movie in Daniel’s hands, and then he cocked his head to the side. He remembered it in conversation, but with everything that’d been going on, he felt embarrassed, almost, to have forgotten it. Adam bit on his bottom lip, swiftly turning away to hide the slight blush on his cheeks. Just as the next words fell from Daniel’s lips, Adam twisted to catch the popcorn packet, a laugh echoing in his home.

Popping the packet in the microwave, he moved from the small kitchenette to his alcohol selection, snatching the Moonshine and pouring some of it into two glasses. He took a sip of the cherry alcohol, made a slight face at the taste, and walked them over to his friend. Taking a seat on the couch, Adam got comfortable before looking over at Daniel, a frown tugging at his usually happy features.

"A lot happened while you were gone, you know." he mumbled, looking down at his lap.