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I came on here to see if the Garashir clip I saw was real only to find Buddie (on hiatus), Supernatural (4.5 years in the grave), and BBC Merlin (10+ years in the grave) all trending.

Universe is on crack cocaine rn fr

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Imagine being Harding and being called into an official briefing where you find out your two best pilots are boning and not only are you not allowed to get in the way of it, you have to make time for it because it improves their performance

Okay, but actually 🤣 Imagine, you’re coming in to be a commanding officer of a group of the best and brightest in the entire United States and they have to sit you down and give you the whackest briefing ever.

Jack: Always have antacids and a flask of whiskey on hand for him. No he doesn’t just look like that, he’s actually in his 20’s. Bucky and Curt have stolen his life force like he’s a wicked witch. Just leave him be.

Benny: Don’t ask about the dog, don’t try to get rid of the dog, he’s actually joking most of the time but when you think he’s kidding… take full offense because he’s not.

Brady: Don’t hit him. He’s secretly the mother hen, just let him run his mouth, trust us. Also, when he starts looking green, bring him Meatball. (When Chick tries to object that Meatball is Benny’s they remind him to not ask questions)

Blakely: Don’t try to answer the riddles, don’t try to finish the joke, save yourself the headache.

Curt: Also, do not hit him. 95% of what he says is a crock of shit, just try to ignore it. Yes he will hit back, doesn’t matter that you’re a colonel, he will win. When he disappears, he’s still on base. Don’t worry about it.

Buck: Just because he’s quiet, don’t assume it means he’s the most well behaved. He will disappear into the woods. He will start fights and finish them, all without ever actually getting involved. Yes, everybody wants to fuck him but only Bucky gets to.

Bucky: Just start drinking now. Get ahead of the curve. Don’t separate from Buck. If he starts acting feral, give them a weekend pass. Yes, they will fuck it out, no, don’t ask questions.

Rosie: Angel on earth.

I know I forgot people but I’m running off to go be disgustingly busy for a few hours 😅

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born to be richie tozier (loud, always laughing, thrives with other people, unapologetic yourself), forced to be eddie kaspbrak (worries too much, easily grossed out, full of rage, trapped in a cycle of familiarity even though it’s awful)

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im american and i knew that like in kindergarten so i think some of you are just stupid sorry

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you’ll never guess who i got into (redraw of screenshot from the casual mv) (psst my comms are open)

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Guys, how happy are we about this?

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gale without a top with his top wearing a tanktop

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the size difference is criminal, man…

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nobody leans like that unless you’re seducing/being seduced to

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i’ll admit that at first i couldn’t decide if gale loves bucky back but the way he LOOKS at him and smiles to himself during the singing scene in ep 2… whatever that is, it’s sure as shit not platonic

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John's touches gale so much that most of the time he doesn't even know he's doing it . He does it so often , that it has become second nature .

A hand on his knee when he's sitting down , an arm over his shoulder to pull him closer , pulling his closer unconsciously when there's a lot of people so they don't bump into gale .

Fingers interlocking when the go on walks and they are alone . Or if they are people around their hands brushing against each other.

John doesn't realize Gales heart skyrockets in these moments, and that he feels so cherished and loved by him .

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Loved when Edwin was like "There's nothing we can do, every time I try to run it chases and kills me again" and then Charles goes "Well yeah but now you have me and this BOMB" and promptly chucks a lit molotov at the spider demon

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charles when edwin is being mean for no fucking reason:

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been thinking about the dynamics of Buck and Bucky raising a kid together and landed on the Correct Answer

Buck:

Bucky:

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i love men (and women) who fly planes. truly. i love them and their weird homoerotic friendships and their callsigns and their everything. i love fanboy and rooster and hangman and coyote and phoenix from tgm who initiated this obsession. but i also love the originals like goose, iceman, maverick, and slider. and i love my new guys like rosie, buck, bucky, curt and cros. i love learning about planes. shout out to my favorite two ground crew guys: lemmons and hondo

moral of the story is that i’m autistic. and maybe unhinged.

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you know what's one thing I really think we need? A Shadow and Bone Cast Buzzfeed puppy interview. I said what I said.

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Maverick has zero (0) concept of personal space, like Ice could just be showering, and boom! Here comes Mav, busting the door down and strolling in, going something along the lines of:

Ice: *enjoying a nice warm peaceful shower after a stressful day at work*

Maverick: *busting in the bathroom door* Get a load of this-

Ice: ಠ_ಠ ? ....I'm in the shower?

But then after a while, it just becomes a common domestic thing that happens. Mav sits on the toilet lid or the bathroom counter and tells Ice about his day and asking advice, and eventually, Ice begins weighing in and offering his own thoughts. Mav hands Ice a towel (sometimes he'll pull one from the dryer so it's nice and warm) when he turns the water off and passes him whatever he needs from the counter before following Ice from the bathroom into their bedroom where Mav will flop onto the bed and continue whatever story or conversation he's started while Ice dresses.