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Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: Good Omens (TV) Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens) Characters: Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens) Additional Tags: Fem Crowley Good Omens, fem Crowley, Murder Mystery, Ghosts, haunted, Creepy Mansion Summary:

Aziraphale and Crowley get invited to a place they’d much rather forget. But they go anyway and have to pretend to be married.

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Ineffable Sims Household Day 3

So- today we have a LOT of stupid things. Crowley was very unhappy most days, and he ended up just venting to his plants. Good on him, they're great listeners after all. If only he could pursue a gardening career, but nope, that's just a hobby, can't let the world know, so .... we're doing the whole "pretending to be someone else and be influential to make people make bad choices" career instead: Actor (THIS IS A JOKE)

Then, we have them cooking together, by which I understand: Cooking. Together. Crowley understood: Let Aziraphale cook while I stare at the bathroom for 14 minutes.

The agency that hired/managed Crowley called him out for being what he is: an unkempt violent human with a barely functional grasp of the human language. Ain't that right mister "ngk" and "errr" and "Mh". King of conversations.

In other news. Crowley set the garden on fire with his magic. Probably because he was pissed, or someone told him to. Of course, husband to the rescue. Crowley just looks miffed someone put his fire out tbh I can't with these two.

Just them holding hands. They had a rough day. Look at them. They're so in love.

Evidently, because they're very happy in their relationship :) Things are nice.

Aziraphale slowly learns how to paint. When he creates a "flirty painting" he basically drew himself and Crowley as cats having lunch. I can't. It's so damn cute. You living marshmallow man you.

They're so canon they even do the "Aziraphale eats while Crowley just stares at him admiringly.

And lastly, just them cuddling together in bed. Guys they've got me in a chokehold.

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Poetry inspired by a specific song, AND a roleplay I did today :) Enjoy!

Murder on the Dancefloor

Hold my hand, Time is critical, Plays the band, I know it's difficult,

You're safe here now, Inside my cold hands, You lean over to bow, Yet love still stands.

We dance the night away while nobody sees, The devil and gods bravest soldier united, Together in the dark underneath the trees, Hoping their union may not be sighted,

Hold onto me, Ever so tightly, Let them see, Who we'll be.

There could be death on the dancefloor, But we would dance together anyway, Like flames and rivers having a war, Let our love open wide like a door.

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Gallery Upload

Because I was asked earlier, I figured I'd find a way to upload them to the Gallery. UNFORTUNATELY it seems the names "Aziraphale" and "Crowley" are censored by EA? Unsure. I couldn't upload them. I changed their names so they're now available as "Crow" and "Azira" you can just change their names back to play with them! The lot used a house I found online as a base, and has been expanded to the sides and below with a basement, a pool and a garden. All the cc you need will be in a google drive folder I link below. DO NOT download and place BEFORE downloading the CC and activating it, it will ruin your sims, trust. I tried. Anyway! Tagging @indigo-inferno because they asked for the uploads! My EA user is COSH_ZOTH !! If you can't find it let me know. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1r8iJngjDV7WchecoQ9y9eHvB69GgCC5O?usp=drive_link And that's the link! Enjoy! :D

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Ineffable Sims Household Day 2:

Things are getting so weird I swear this post will be too long LOL. Firstly. Aziraphale just randomly ran up to the attic garden to stare at gardening tools that Crowley had declared an heirloom... thinking of his husband I assume.

Then, I let them go to a party together, but of course, while Azi talks to the people, CROWLEY decides now is the time to learn how to stitch, because his adhd ass just doesn't like not having anything to do.

They did end up watching the stars together so that was cute at least.

However, when I leave them there and log in the later, there was an update and all my mods are disabled. Im greeted by this:

Thanks Crowley, please put your grippers away. After that, I tend to them for a bit, they cuddle... and I notice something weird.

Cheated??? WHAT? Turns out, the loyal trait means he interpreted somebody flirting with him as "cheating". You sweet summer child. Really. Mans felt guilty for even being glanced at by someone else that he thought he needed to confess. I checked, it was literally a SINGLE flirty interaction I didn't even see. I managed to fix it but, Crowley gods, you cannot be THAT soppy.

Fun fact, this happened RIGHT after:

People in general have been staring at him wherever he goes and it seems he's getting popular. Unsure what Azi would think if he knew... HAHA

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Istg these two are going to be the death of me

Literally. They have been living together for a day. What happens:

Azi burns the stove on his first attempt to cook.

Crowley falls asleep ass up in his garden. These two are so incompetent. HOW DO YOU FUNCTION.

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Ineffable Sims Household Day 1:

SO- they went on a date, because Crowley really wanted to, and I stg they haven't been on it for longer than five minutes before Crowley goes:

Girl- You've been on ONE date I swear. Asorted screenshots because they're funny.

Same guy btw. I swear he's going to make me crawl up a wall XD

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I finished the rooms for them in the magic basement. I'll make the "beach" from season 2 and then I'll redocorate inside. Pictures coming when I'm done.

Imagine actually playing the sims. Couldn't be me.

Anyway. Gonna be off to my mandated "getting over s2" therapy for a bit

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Did I mention that my bf also cooks and bakes :)

I am living the Crowley kin dream :)

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The Amazing Mr. Fell and his (doting husband) Wonderful Assistant! 🐍😇

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LISTEN

What if we got it all wrong. WHAT IF Aziraphale actually totally kissed Crowley before or tried to, but he always evaded it because he was worried what they would do to Azi, because he didn't want them to fall so it was just a pretending of being confused for years. BONUS points for Crowley maybe also just genuinely NOT knowing what "love" is like, because not being human weirdness so its like "the fuck is this weird shit going on near the angel all the time"... And Azi read books on "human" love and that's why he went dancing and did the rescue thing and whatever because that's SO HUMAN ROMANCE STORIES coded. They make me ill.

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In a nutshell

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How's everyone feel about kinsonas/heavily inspired ocs? I've been meaning to share a guy I made a while ago to feel closer to my inner friendly demon, but I'm not sure I should share, or if people would want to see. I've been planning on drawing them myself again soon, but for now only have commissioned art of them. I love them dearly though gods I would ramble so much.

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I may have severely underestimated the amount of time it takes to build anything and accidentally made my sim really sad in the process XDDD I also overslept because of it. Daily posts on side blogs will resume today, as well as fanfic work (I had anniversary yesterday so I was just taking the day off)

I'm still missin' so much man

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More sims 4 updates...

It started with me being confused by clothes. Here is how it's going:

ANYWAY! Have some pics of azi outfits! :D

I want to hug him so bad.

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Sims 4 Ineffables update

I finished all of Crowley's outfits- for now. I WISH I could get smth for the hair to fit the stupid Heaven Invasion fit more, but man- 8 unique hairstyles was already enough. All of them will be attached as pics below! Azi is up next :D I'll attach a close-up of their faces soon too. See if you can spot all the references :) I tried hard on some of them but sims is limited in aspects like beard etc (so sadly no bildad...)

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Boyfriend got me this for our anniversary. A poem I wrote from Azi to Crowley written on it. I swear I am the luckiest Crowley kin alive. AUGH.

I'm so happy 🥰