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I couldn't have said it better myself.

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ily, menswear guy

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how to say "I love you" in x-files [35/?] ⤷ 5.14 — “The Red and the Black”

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GOD BLESS PATTI LUPONE BECAUSE SHE SAID THAT WITH HER ENTIRE CHEST 😭🫡

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they should invent skin picking that is good for your skin

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"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

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very beautiful very powerful walked so very demure very mindful could run

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

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jesus fucking christ

i think that the "i do not control the ____" memes are generally tame and do not lend enough credence to the genuine absurdity of the original line that is

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Fun fact: Eurasian jays are called Flemish jays in Dutch

that one thing about blue jays being the one funky colorful guy in a family of goths is fake actually. theres a lot of blue corvids esp in north america. even some of the gothy ones have blue bc corvids just fucking love being blue.

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it does still make me insane specifically how many queer people lovingly embrace astrology. I went to a poetry workshop yesterday that was genuinely quite good but also included an option to disclose astrology designations during introductions and so many people broke out some variation of "I'm a [x] sum but I have a [y] placement and it SHOWS" girl no it doesn't. that's meaningless correlation you completely invented the causation

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lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk

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there's this tiny zoo here in the Netherlands where they have raccoons and before covid you could buy a handful of food pellets for fifty cents and feed the animals and there was this one bit where you could lean over the wall into the raccoon enclosure and they would stand on a stone in the water and reach up with their little hands and take the pellet from you and oh oh oh it was just the most precious thing to feel their little pads and nails

Sometimes I see some variety of North American Little Guy (opossum, raccoon, etc. ) and I’m like “okay”

BUT THEN I start thinking about how excited somebody from not-North-America would be to see this Guy. Like, would an Australian be excited to see the only marsupial not from their country? Are there raccoons in zoos on the other side of the world that are regarded as unique and exotic creatures? Idk but it’s made me more excited to see Guys in my area.

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Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

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