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Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

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can't even spell intelligence girl i don't think it's working for you

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survived checking my bank account. i deserve a little treat

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donna berzatto really said "can a depressed person do this?" and cooked 7 different dishes by herself

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kind of perverted that microwave will spin your food for you. showing you all its angles for your freakish lustful gaze

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hey im jigsaul. the evil puppet

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Sorry that happened to you maybe you can sexualize it and get off to it later?

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sometimes you desperately need someone to emerge from the woodwork with a mischievous grin and force you to have new experiences outside of your comfort zone

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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12 pm is such a classic. a throwback to the morning, yet officially within the domain of the evening. best of both worlds

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"immortality sucks because all your friends die" all your friends die anyway. those we do not mourn are those who mourn us.

"immortality sucks because you forget who you are" we always forget who we are. do you remember who you were at four years of age? who you were at fourteen? "who i am" is a shadow cast on the wall.

"immortality sucks because" skill issue. skill issue. skill issue. give me your liver

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go on get up. leave your room. give the sunlight something thats an ease to fall onto. something itd be overjoyed to outline the shadow of

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i love the smell of nothing in the morning