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where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable
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i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes
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person: how has your day been?
me: ??????? i don't know, i don't remember
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seeing gay ppl in public being Gay and talking abt being gay & being confident & unashamed & Out is honestly the most healing thing there is
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omg im so ugly :/
april fools bitch you thought
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People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
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theres this guy on youtube who just gets stung by increasingly deadly/painful insects and the videos are like 5 minutes of him getting psyched up to sting himself and then 10 minutes of him lying on the ground shrieking in agony
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