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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets π
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I'm not on the crazy train π.. trains go fast.
It's more like a wagon πΊ.. a long, slow ride on the crazy wagon π€ͺπΊ
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"Rome wasn't built in an egg!"
- Angelica Pickles
#funny jokes#funny content#funny post#funny stuff#funny#angelica#angelica pickles#rugrats#rome#rome wasn't built in a day
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Caterpillars have to dissolve into a disgusting pile of goo to become butterflies. ππ¦
So if you're a mess, wrapped up in blankets right now, keep going. ππ»ππ»π―
#positive mental attitude#positive thoughts#positive quotes#positivity#positive affirmations#butterfly#butterflies#catepillar
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Tomorrow is Halloween π so excited
#days until halloween#happy halloweeeeeeen#halloween#trick or treat#candy#spooktacular#spooktober#spooky
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Y'all are waaaaay too old to not understand that "washing dishes" ALSO includes washing the sink, countertops, AND stove. And depending on how much cumbs you pushed onto the floor will determine if you need to sweep or not..
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Telling your partner,
π Where you are
π Who you are with,
π What time you're coming home,
Is NOT being controlled,
It's showing RESPECT!
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Front of our home ππ»
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D - Makes people laugh
A - Hot
I - Loves to laugh & smile
S - Cute
Y - Is loved by everyone
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3 days until #Halloween
I repeat - 3 days until Halloween!
#days until halloween#happy halloweeeeeeen#halloween#michael myers#3 days to go#spongebob#trick or treat#halloween 2023
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My hubby saw these while we were shopping and tossed them in the cart - he was almost as excited as me π€£ God I love this man lol
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Looooooooook at the flowers my man got me π
We put them in a π» Boo-tiful π» cup for Halloween π
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Karli - π June 10th π
Every day, koalas
Laze about in the breeze
They shake the tree branches
And eat all of the leaves
#ty toys#koala#koala bear#collection#beanie babies#beanie boos#beanie baby collection#ty beanie baby#june
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People are so used to others being indirect and phony that clear direct communication appears aggressive
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I be in my own Lil world ππ‘
You need a wristband to get in here ππ«
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How was Rome split in two?
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With a pair of Ceasars βοΈ
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Just so everyone is clear....
I'm going to put my glasses on
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