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Live-action Hercules but every character is a muppet EXCEPT Phil, who will be played, of course, by Danny Devito.

Kermit is Meg. Miss Piggy is Hercules. Yes, it must be this way and you all know why.

Gonzo is Pain. Rizzo is Panic. When they turn into the children trapped under the rock, they’re in wigs and there are no other changes. Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem are the people of Thebes. Hades is played by Pepe.

Zeus and Hera are Bunsen and Beaker. Don’t ask anyone in-universe how this works, because they don’t know either. Hercules’ adoptive parents are Statler and Waldorf. Aphrodite is Fozzie Bear. The Muses are all simultaneously played by Camilla the Chicken.

Don’t lie to me. You can picture this.

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anybody who says “i just think ari and cynthia’s relationship is a little TOO close” clearly has never experienced the joy of friendship. like this is who glinda and elphie ARE. it’s just the nature of being glinda and elphaba.

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wdym nobody’s talking about this show…

The Curious Case of Churchwood Creek

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It is AGONIZING waiting till November 21st 😫

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the coping mechanism of the night is wanting to rip my face off because no one else’s brain is the same size as mine

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I started reading these in 2015, and I have been waiting on the final book in this series since 2018. Think about that - I started reading these when I was 12. I GRADUATE COLLEGE NEXT MONTH.

Okay if ANYONE knows ANYTHING about where Michelle Hodkin went please comment! I just finished the 2nd Noah Shaw book and found out that the third is not out????? And nobody knows what happened? And if anyone has info on the real girl who Mara was inspired by I would love to know literally anything. I am invested!!! The Noah books weren’t as good as the Mara trilogy but I NEED the Last Confessions. Or just any info on what happened.

If you like the Mara/Noah series give me a follow! I love to chat about it :)

I would also LOVE any recs for books similar to this series. 🩵💌🫶🏼

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headers marashaw like

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Mabel Pines ghostwrote this post

They should install public grappling hook points

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i want to die and somehow watching law and order SVU is a temporary cure for this ailment

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hilarious to me that amity means friendship and luz means light. it’s like naming your kids sparkle and rainbow get that shit outta my face

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i have an illness. not sure what it is but it makes me call characters “little guys” and “blorbos” and makes me obsessed with them. the illness also makes me want to kill myself unfortunately

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21…and still on tumblr…what a fucking time to be alive

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Glad to see y’all’re connecting with the Wicked content!(please follow me I’m seeking human connection)

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@confused-reading-ink-rat ITS CALLED THROPPLE??????

Ozians be like “i wonder what Glinda’s up to!” and she’s having a threesome with Elphaba and Fiyero

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trying to use the healthy coping mechanisms tonight, like taking a shower

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Ozians be like “i wonder what Glinda’s up to!” and she’s having a threesome with Elphaba and Fiyero

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can prageru please fuck off. im trying to listen to a queer woman talk about a Pokémon mod.