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reblogging cuz i literally spent two hours looking for this again 😭

shitmageddon

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if marinette was allowed to say “fuck” i genuinely believe this show would have just been an hour long special.

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no more enemies to lovers. enemies to ENEMIES, where they just stay hating each other the whole time.

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I don’t care that you wanted the iPhone 16 for Christmas, you’ll take your iPhone 15 Pro and appreciate it. Santa spent a lot of money to send the elves to South America to mine that cobalt.

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contrary to popular belief, mother is NOT a gendered term. like, taylor swift is mother, and so is jake peralta. mother is an ENERGY, not a gender.

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Being popular on tumblr is like being a top clown at clown homeschool for homeschooled clowns

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yall Belos has been in the isles since like the late 1600s. Salem which prosecution happened in like 1690? Ish? And he’s been there for 330 YEARS. But in one episode, Eda says he came to power 50 years ago.

We’ll say give or take 5 years for his “theories” about wild magic to take hold of the Isles. So 55ish years in demon realm time.

330 human years/55 demon years is like…6 human years for every 1 demon year.

And Luz was there for a whole (human) summer…think about May to August, so around 3-4 months.

So like…did she do the whole portal thing, the whole Amity thing, the whole Lilith thing, ALLLL that, in 20 demon days?

(Someone check my math pls!!)

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are you ready? cuz it’s about to get fucking wild in here. you aren’t ready.

because PB is literally made from gum, any time he wanted to jake could just. get real big. pick her up. chew on her for 1-3 hours. and spit her back out

she’d be a little wrinkled! but she’d live...

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the owl house fandom may not be entirely coherent but at least we’re not weirdcore

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the other day someone at my uni told me i’m like Mabel from gravity falls which is maybe THE compliment ever. anyways some mabel classics + a banger that she would totally own

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felt very inspired to introduce you all to my grandma's cat because autumn. anyways this is boo!! (or at least a biblically accurate rendering of her)

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if gravity falls was allowed to follow alex hirsch’s greatest desires i strongly believe that dipper’s nickname WOULD be dipshit

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*sigh* FINE i’ll rewatch glitch techs

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hi it’s been a minute! also i love snoopy he is me

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I NEED A MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA

to whom it may concern;

i am at my fucking limit

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to whom it may concern;

i am at my fucking limit

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hi friends so if you remember this post from like two years ago about my "which hexsquad member are you" quiz, i made you another one! i had a lot of fun making this one but it took a long time so your final results are not personalized for the character, but because i put so much time into it they're SUUUUUUPER accurate imo. anyways love u and reblog with ur results!!!