daintydynamite
daintydynamite
Dainty Dynamite
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Ara | Witch | She / Her | ☀ Capricorn ☾ Scorpio ⤴ Sagittarius
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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Disrespecting the old Gods??? In my good Pagan household???
I think the fuck not
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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I like to equate witches to scientists. Witchcraft – to me – has always been about experimenting, observing what I can of the inner and outer worlds, and sharing it with my peers. Each spell or ritual is its own creation detailing what reactions need to occur to create the result we desire. If it works, we try it again. And again. We experiment and fine tune the unseen formula until we can make sense of what is happening, and apply it to new experiments. 🌿 We have our own tools, materials, and “lab” of sorts in our sacred space. I love the parallels, and what better field of science to be in than one that has yet to be fully explored, understood, and shared? 🌿 Just some thoughts today, but I’m curious: how have you been experimenting in your own craft?
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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new moon in aquarius 🌊🧜🏽‍♂️
my february affirmations ✨
i am my own muse
i am a powerful creator
i am my truest, unique self
i am in alignment with myself
i am inspired and motivated
i am surrounded by inspiration
i am shining my light to others
i am serving my community well
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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We’ve learned a lot from how the internet has treated Marie kondo, but my favorite thing was the invention of this phrase “people who think having a full bookshelf is a substitute for a personality” as it is something I haven’t been ae to articulate before this
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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places that exude magic
old bookstores and antique shops hidden in a big city
forests with red mushrooms, bubbling streams and baby deer
mornings where everything is covered in fresh snow and time feels frozen
lakes and creeks where the water is turquoise and opalescent in the sunlight 
flowery hills that are homes to baby cows and lambs
cottages with blooming gardens and lily ponds that look like monet paintings
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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dentists are the least trustworthy medical people right behind psychologists
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NASA has released new images of Jupiter, taken by the Juno Spacecraft.
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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one of the reasons i like greek mythology because the greeks went “yes these are our gods. they’re very powerful and can not die and are incapable of any sort of critical thinking.” 
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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Reblog If you whant me to Draw Gaud getting beaten Up by shaggy
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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Witchcraft in theory: houses and cabins smelling of herbs and smoke, black cats, gothic fashion, pentagrams and summoning demons, ancient looking tarot cards
Witchcraft in reality: “SIR THAT IS MY EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ROCK”
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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Before January ends, I’m going to magically and extremely be blessed by the universe.
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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Okay so as those of you who use PayPal are probably aware, PayPal has this new credit card type thing that they’re DESPERATE for people to use.
So I was buying something with Paypal and suddenly mid check out i noticed something that said I was signing up for their credit card, like not asking me if I want to buy it, one click away as if I was about to finish a transaction for it. I scrolled down and saw a “cancel transaction” button, pressed it, and suddenly I was back to my checkout screen. PayPal now has a pop up screen that looks almost identical to their normal checkout screen, which will pop up while you’re mid-transaction and try to trick you into signing up for their credit card. Keep an eye out.
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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ADVICE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY:
wait until it gets dark and make tea or coffee or hot chocolate, or if it’s too hot outside make yourself a healthy smoothie with your favorite things in it at any point during the day
put on your favorite underwear, it helps, trust me, it’s an old family secret (i’m not kidding)
if you have a pet, play the “how many things can i stick on you until you move or get mad” game (bonus points if they fall asleep, extra bonus points if a family member sees you and tells you to quit it, extra double ultra points if they join in)
rip a peice of paper into as many little pieces as you can
go to animeseason.com and click “random anime” until you see one that looks completely ridiculous (or actually good) and watch the first episode. repeat if it sucked or if you get bored halfway through
spend at least an hour making a music playlist for how you feel right now and save it for now or when you feel a bad mood rise again
curl up in bed and cover yourself with blankets and pillows and put in music and just lay there for a while (sleeping is also good)
eat everything
drink lots of water
it’s okay bad moods don’t last forever!!!!!! i promise!!! you will be yourself soon and there are people who love you very much, don’t be afraid to reach out to them
you are lovely
eat lots of bananas
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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Single Word Spells
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Because I’m lazy and don’t like to monologue while I’m doing a spell, here’s a couple of the single word spells I use in my personal practice.
absum - to make something be concealed from sight
     ↳ def. to be away, be missing
advoco - summoning spell
     ↳ def. to summon
casso - destruction spell
     ↳ def. to destroy, make void
bellus - glamour spell
     ↳ def. beautiful, charming, handsome
explico - reveal information
     ↳ def. explanation, to unfold
mutare - transmutation
     ↳ def. to change
cessabit - calming spell
     ↳ def. to rest, be free of
uro - burning
     ↳ def. to burn, inflame
conturbo - invoke confusion
     ↳ def. confound, to throw into confusion
taceo - to silence
     ↳ def. shut up
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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✨Magical Perfumes and Colognes✨
Ingredients:
Enchanted water (moon/sun/blessed)
Essential oils for the scents
Rubbing Alcohol
To create an enchanted perfume all you need to do is mix water with a small amount of rubbing alcohol and add the essential oils you prefer. You can choose them based on intent, or based on how they smell together. These are great for Beaty spells and confidence spells !! I like to use scents with masculine energy and keep it on me throughout the day and it helps with my dysphoria :) you can also use these to cleanse a room, just use purifying oils like clary sage and charge with your intent while creating them.
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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daintydynamite · 6 years ago
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hey if anyone in the area the polar vortex is hitting needs a couple bucks to stay anywhere for a bit needs some money (up to $5) or an uber in the greater omaha area to a shelter (up to $15) hmu i want to help and i would v much rather spend vacation money on ppl who need to escape this cold than hoard it tonight
i make good tips at work and i want to help
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