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he's a kid????????? -the interns

Do you have information on the SPIDER-MAN??? -JJJ

No comment.

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just so you know if you're mean to us then this is who you're bullying

-the interns

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Update: Black Widow has denied the allegations, Spider-Man has declined to comment. -The Interns

Black Widow Cloned! (GONE WRONG)

A new theory in the hunt for Spider-Man's identity emerges! He is a CLONE of the Avenger, Black Widow. An experiment gone WRONG! He wears the mask to hide his LIES and spider face!

The proof is there! Similar costumes, a spider motif, and strange technology on their arms. Not to mention the red heads!

To whoever is behind this, put your failed experiment away. One spider out there was enough.

-JJJ

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so… neither of you have a comment? @official-happyhogan @theironcan -the interns

Do you have information on the SPIDER-MAN??? -JJJ

No comment.

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Is this safe? This does NOT seem safe! And now my interns keep saying they want to go see him. BAD INFLUENCE! -JJJ

Woah! Mr. Stark, since when do you take pictures with children? That’s crazy!

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MR JAMESON THAT DOES NOT MEAN WHAT YOU THINK IT MEANS!!!!!! -The Interns

Spider-Man, smash or pass?

SMASH!

Are you kidding? I'd smash that wall-crawling menace into the GROUND!

-JJJ

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Spider-Man, smash or pass?

SMASH!

Are you kidding? I'd smash that wall-crawling menace into the GROUND!

-JJJ

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So it's true? You ARE affiliated with the Menace...

Do not compare us to CNN. We are a real newpaper. -JJJ

why must you slander my special boy Spidey like that..

@deadpool-wade-wilson

You vigilantes are a DANGEROUS problem who need to be taken care of! Do you know who he is?? -JJJ

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Spider-Man? More like SPIDERS-MAN

A recent tip sent in to The Daily Bugle from a person identified as Truthful Timmy has revealed to us that "Spider-Man" is in fact THREE "giant spiders in a suit!" Our scientific comparisons have found that yes, the menace IS roughly the size of three giant spiders, though the configuration inside the suit remains unclear.

What's not unclear, though, is what this means for Our City! New York is no place for giant spiders, and giant spiders in a suit are no exception. Spiders-Man is a DANGER and a DISGRACE and I recommend that anyone who can afford it buys an industrial sized bottle of bug-spray IMMEDIATELY. We will take down this infestation once and for all!

-JJJ

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You WOULD say that, EVIL MERCENARY! I know he's just like you. Is he your protégé? Should we expect a murderous Spider plaguing our streets next? -JJJ

why must you slander my special boy Spidey like that..

@deadpool-wade-wilson

You vigilantes are a DANGEROUS problem who need to be taken care of! Do you know who he is?? -JJJ

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I have information on the Spider.

I have good reason to believe that Spiderman has died several times but someone keeps bringing him back to menace New York, I believe that he has entered into a pact with the Devil too.

Thank you for using our Spider-Man tip line, we will investigate this right away! Jameson said that this is very believable and a pact with the devil is "In line with his evil and destructive tendencies." -The Interns

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Hey why do you hate one of my best friends? What the heck did he ever do to you 😭 @cypherlune

He got his FOOTPRINTS on my WINDOW and DESTROYED my CAR!! He is ruining my city! I care about the safety of New York, and the menace does nothing but invite in trouble. -JJJ

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please don't tell jameson about the spider-people, we don't think his blood pressure can handle it. -the interns

I've spotted multiple spiderperson variants throughout here tbh. One named Spider-Fox? i think their handle was @/maybe-im-spider-fox

(anon got permission from mod of that account to send this) -anon

THERE ARE MORE OF THEM????? -JJJ

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I've spotted multiple spiderperson variants throughout here tbh. One named Spider-Fox? i think their handle was @/maybe-im-spider-fox

(anon got permission from mod of that account to send this) -anon

THERE ARE MORE OF THEM????? -JJJ

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Months, try years JJ. Haters keep on hating, I'll be saving the city one more time. <3

( @bstandsforbabydaddy)

Saving the city? You mean running around getting your footprints on the windows and leaving web trash everywhere? Turn yourself in. -JJJ

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He is a VIGILANTE who gets in the way of the proper authorities. He causes PROPERTY DAMAGE and leaves his webs all over the city! Not only that, he is a MENACE who breaks the LAW. He belongs in a cell. -JJJ

leave Spider-Man alone..

@thecrazyrplayerosie

We'll leave him alone once he's behind bars where he belongs! -JJJ

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leave Spider-Man alone..

@thecrazyrplayerosie

We'll leave him alone once he's behind bars where he belongs! -JJJ