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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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Violet: Has anyone seen that prick that called me pathetically fragile yesterday? I want to throw my dagger at his head again

Xaden: who? Oh.. him.. nope. not seen him at all.

Tairn: I’ve never seen that man in my entire life I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Andarna: THEY LET ME KICK HIM IN THE FACE ONCE THEY WERE DONE WITH HIM I WAS LIKE HIIIII-YAH!

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Violet: What are you in the mood for?

Xaden: World domination.

Violet: That's a bit ambitious.

Xaden: You are my world.

Violet: Aww…

Xaden: …

Violet:

Xaden:

Violet: OH!

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Xaden: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Violet: But, Xaden, I’ll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms and... *winks* Xaden: Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Violet: Is it working?

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Xaden Riorson’s actions in Fourth Wing and Iron Flame both make more sense and become infinitely funnier when you remember that the man is 22-23 years old.

This man is AT BEST a first year grad student trying to finish compulsory military service in an active war zone while running the family business (ruling a legit kingdom) and taking on extracurriculars (leading a rebellion) as side hustles. On top of that there’s a literal plague of evil descending, institutional racism is against him, and his Situationship (calling Violet that cuz a lot happens there over two books and I’m trying to cover all the relationship levels) never seems to settle out for more than a month at a time.

Like, of course the decision making is not always on point. The man doesn’t even have a fully developed pre-frontal cortex yet and he hasn’t slept the recommended amount in 6 years.

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Xaden: We should get married Violet: We've been dating for less than a month Xaden: And I think I've shown incredible restraint waiting this long

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Do you ever talk to your mutuals?

not really i just post things and hope they fall in love with me

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For all those who need this right now. Stay strong! Support your friends and be there for each other.

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Violet: Okay, I have to tell you the truth. The monsters from the fairytales are real. They're coming to kill us all, and our government is corrupt and trying to hide it from us.

Rhiannon, Ridoc, and Sawyer: Holy shit! Oh, this is such a relief! We thought that you were, like, mad at us or something. YES!!! Let's go do some TREASON!

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fourth wing ch. 11 // iron flame ch. 45

ridoc screaming with his whole chest: did you all know my good friend violet she's so talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before-

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Controversial opinion but I like Honey’s weird goth girlfriend

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For any relocated TikTok users

you can say sex and kill its fine

If you don't have a profile picture people will assume you're a bot

theres barely an algorithm, if you want to see cool shit reblog things instead of just liking them

follower count doesnt matter

tumblr fame gets you one thing and it is Yelled At

no one knows what the fuck the nsfw policy is

block anyone that annoys you even a little bit

And most importantly:

post cringe

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I'm stuck between wanting an Eris novella and not wanting SJM even thinking about Eris Vanserra.

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