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*spits up blood & looks up, smirking* heh, torture me all you like but ill never tell you the answer to the sphinxs riddle, because im stupid as fuck, & dont know it

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tumblr discourse after 13 years on this fucking website

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horse walks into a bar and the bartender says “actually the gay bar is next door” and the horse says “I’m not gay”

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“Azriel can't have a book because SJM only have female protagonist”

Chaol Westfall somewhere in the MaasVerse:

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Darker version of Loki, in case anyone misses his black costumes as much as I do🖤

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one Rizzles scene per episode [89/105] ↳ 6.15 — “Scared To Death”

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“This again? Just get it over with”

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THE LITTLE MERMAID 1989 — dir. Ron Clements & John Musker

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lindt is being sued in a class action in the united states because they are one of MANY brands of chocolate that tested high for heavy metals. and this is despite lindt claiming their chocolate is "expertly crafted with the finest ingredients". no recall was issued after the tests came out. lead and cadmium can fuck the body over BAD.

lindt's genius defense is that they are going to stop saying the whole thing about being expertly crafted with the finest ingredients, so nobody can complain about the heavy metals in their chocolate anymore! and that makes it okay. source: trust me bro

(now please drop the lawsuit thanks)

consumer reports test results of a bunch of different chocolate brands <- original report being referenced

even more chocolate brands that were tested for heavy metals

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Modern family and uhhh… FarmVille, I believe. I guess Cameron gets to be a country gay again

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Hey Tamora Pierce fans,

How often do you remember that a major premise of the Beka Cooper books was that their society was slowly falling back into patriarchal and traditional roles of womanhood? And that it took like 200 years after that for them to get back to women in leadership positions?

Because like. It’s about once every two days for me.

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I can behave normally around books

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Is Destiel Canon Yet ?

11/5/2020: Yes.