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Send me "What if...?" scenarios.

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600+ lbs Patchouli Knowledge.

Only true fans know that true form of hers.

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Getting the pizza.

Fun times.

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Went to a dinner bloated… left hungrier than I came in, I am incredibly underwhelmed and will get a pizza later.

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Bloated. Going to a mandatory dinner, will defiantly stuff my face.

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I think if your belly bends and/or hangs over your waistband it means you’re an angel

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I want to overeat again.

Will start at once… should be fuller more often.

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She tried putting on a buttoned shirt… and then she ate.

It is now a half buttoned shirt.

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The urge to double in weight…

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“Navia is… wwhHurrRRrrp… what you’d call a… nghff… sadistic feeder…”

Clorinde rubbed her painfully taut belly, a 4 hour stuffing session leaving her uncomfortably close to vomiting.

“It was… hff… worth it…”

It’s only with Navia and her raw adoration of Clorinde’s obesity that the former duelist finds her body attractive.

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@chubbykanmuses

It’s the littlest one should accept, get it to less than 0.1% to achieve true nirvana.

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For the average human, the brain is about 2% of their body weight.

You should try to make it less than 1% at minimum.

This is your reminder to become obese.

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Is there any ZZZ girls you’d write?

Currently none.

ZZZ just doesn’t have anyone I feel is fitting for me to write.

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Does Mualani have an ultimate goal she's aiming for with her current diet regimen? She must be aiming to get absolutely huge if this is what she does daily.

“I’m bhhuuurrhhp… an athlete! I want to get as fat as possible. It’s my sport so it’s only the sensible thing.” Mualani gave her hefty stretchmark covered belly a rough jiggle, after the incident earlier today she’s since entered the hotsprings to clean up.

Despite everyone else having the strict rule of no eating before or during the hotsprings, Mualani was a notable exception, bringing shakes, pizzas, doughnuts and a monstrous pile of chicken wings.

“It’s honestly my favorite sport, bulking is the best part of working out, and now that’s my only hobby, focus and goal, anything… hhwwWhhUuUURrrp… and anyone else will always be second to getting even bigger.”

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Safe to say Mualani practices what she preaches...

“Totally! If I go more than 10 minutes without food I so anxious I could cry.” Mualani said without a hint of irony or acknowledgment this isn’t how one should be.

“Vomiting is just the body insisting you eat more, it’s even recyclable if you’re too tired to get new food yet. But I get uncomfortable if I ever don’t feel nauseous, that means I’m really slacking off on gaining weight, and that really makes me uncomfortable.”

To emphasize her point, she brought her camera close to her belly, letting its constant irritated growls sound loud and clear, for a moment it ramped up, and then—“hhwWWAORRUP… bhhRuuurghlph… ghhrrHrlpghwWwarrHurp…”

A series of wet and queasy belches escaped, after which Mualani sighed, but her diet being as grueling and unhealthy as it is, her sigh of relief turned into the minuscule push her stomach to eject it’s contents.

“Why… ghnghff—BHHUUUURKPGH!!!… KHGHFPHK-..!! Ngh-… hff… w-whoo! H-haaHURLKPH!! GHHRLKPH!!!” Today’s poor diet finally caught up with her, pounds of half digested meats mixed with thick shakes and creamy ice cream that failed to digest effectively in her overtaxed tanker laid bare on the floor in front of her as well as on her chest and stomach.

Mualani hasted to lie down, exhausted, breathless and excited, she’d have to match her previous performance and then some to make up for it, and unlike most, the discomfort served as motivation to push herself further down the path of reckless gluttony, not one bit of her felt deterred, discouraged and even less so, worried.

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“Mualani… bhhHHUUURLPH… here to remind you, nausea, indigestion, vomiting, exhaustion, sweating, lethargy, hunger pangs and all signs of food addiction are the reward of a good and desirable diet!”

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For Chevreuse - A pretzel that wighs the same as her

“An excellent gift..” Chevreuse commends the meep, but her voice has some resignation as she bites into her enormous treat.

She neglected to complain about the lack of additional pretzels.