d3monprodigy
Osamu Dazai
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16- He/they (NOT FRUITY) mafia prodigy
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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Yup! Right on chu chu
Chuuya kissed dazai one time
excuse me.
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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I’m worried too chuuya, why do you want to kiss me?
Chuuya kissed dazai one time
excuse me.
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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Because it is the only logical solution
DAILY CHUUYA COMPLAINT JOURNAL (46):
I can’t stop thinking about him today, it bothers me. I’m planning out our conversations and how I’ll argue with him but something feels different.
More like I wanna… be near him than usual. Why? Did he curse me or something?
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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DAILY CHUUYA COMPLAINT JOURNAL (46):
I can’t stop thinking about him today, it bothers me. I’m planning out our conversations and how I’ll argue with him but something feels different.
More like I wanna… be near him than usual. Why? Did he curse me or something?
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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@thenextexec Will you close my coffin for me I can’t do the latch from the inside
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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I’m gonna come out and say it…
The clock from DHMIS should’ve won the tumblr sexyman competition
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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I have been gone for a while, BUT!! I have an excuse. I have been hand carving an entire coffin for myself, with nothing but a sharpened toothbrush. I will be sitting in this for my entire birthday in order to escape you feral gremlins… and your… party poppers.
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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Happy birthday chew yaur happy barthay char yar happy birthday happy birthday happy barthday to you 🎂🎂 🎉🎉🎉🎉
What the… I’m covered in confetti…
Why would you do this to me?
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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happy birthday dumbass
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It looks delicious. I’m going to eat it.
Also no thank you for the happy birthday I hate that
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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Happy birthday, younger uncle Dazai!
@the-real-aya-koda
FUVK you
I hate birthdays
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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I just showed up… what are those things.
BSDDBB 06.13TH— "DAY 1" //
SLEEPOVER/SPIN THE BOTTLE
BYI reminders and or additional info;
> This event will be containing the usual subtle horror aspect such as violence, drug use, and more. Will be listed and or tagged accordingly before interactions.
My timezone is UTC+09:00. Even if it's still not the 13th of June in your area or continent, you may still interact/rp w the post.
This event will be lasting for the entire day in a timely, or strict manner. However, there can be intermission numbers that will be further noticed and issued by @our-announcer for I am, like the rest of you, is a human being with a life. The moment the 13th of June ends (12:00 midnight in KST), there will be no further changes to this rp.
The following people who are NOT listed below in the taglist are not be considered as guests or participants— BUT as commenters, viewers, or observers. Respectfully so, please do not interrupt the sessions with anything nonsensical when you are not included! However, you can still interact with ooc comments ONLY. Consider as if it was, "breaking the fourth wall" sort of way as all of you are considered as audiences. Thank you.
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*The cold night settles in perfectly to a smooth play. Snacks, drinks, and such sitting on the table silently. Almost left to an abandon, as it is so far. The room was lively however, small chatters and random gossips here and there, to amount of everything or nothing at all related to the event at hand. Few were sleeping, few were distracted, or tried busying until the session begins. With some balloons inflated already, colorful confetti, and strimmers as small decoration as its bits of charm. Some snuggled into their sleeping bags or borrowed futons, provided for the sleepover night. As the clock handle then soon stricks midnight on the first few hours of June 13th, thus begins this time—The first day.*
[dazaii-osamuu speaking]
Isn't this great now? Having to come together without no consequences whatsoever in our actions for the day~ I can't tell if everyone's here now though... Let me see (...) And while waiting for the others, what should we do in distraction? We'll begin the main course [, spin the bottle,] of this round sooner or later. Any suggestions?
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credits; dividers by @cafekitsune & delicacies by @chefzaiosamu
taglist;
participants— @local-wasteofgoodbandages @su-c-de-lover @skibidazai @suizai @suicideprofessional @royalbandages @yearningfortheend @swimminginyokohamasrivers @corrupted-bandages @suicidol-dz @suicideenthusiast @long-death-dazai @never-gets-sick @dazai-mackerel @prince-dazai (+ his cat) @d3monprodigy @alchemist-dazai-osamu @disqualifiedasahuman @kitsune-dazai @theonlyrealdazaiosamus-blog
guests— @yourlocalgayslug @my-wishful-purpose
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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Dazai leans back, reaching behind him to grab a half eaten can of refried beans
This is all I have, here you go.
throwing rocks at the side of your shipping container
What the heck I was watching something
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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How did my typing decrease in quality do quickly…
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What is it doing??
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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You were me 7 years ago
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What is it doing??
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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Ooc:// I’m trying to think of a new color scheme for my front page! If anyone wants to make a banner repost this :)
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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So I could be too fat to move… sounds like the life
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What is it doing??
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d3monprodigy · 5 months ago
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I wish I was that cat.
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What is it doing??
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