cyrusharlow

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i don’t have a sexuality anymore. i just identify as sexy.

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Please send resippy for this soup

luca your soup tags killed me -ren

Soup is an important part of life and one of the fundamental human experiences also I have A Lot of Thoughts about it if anyone wants to have a soup conversation

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Thinking about the inherent queer meaning behind almost all Queen songs... Wiser folk than me may have said this more elegantly but it's the recognition that the world is stacked against you combined with the glorious belief that you're wonderfully human and will prevail no matter what

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Be nosy

1. What’s your sexual orientation?

2. What are you obsessed with right now?

3. Ever done any drugs?

4. What piercings do you want?

5. How many people have you kissed?

6. Describe your dream home.

7. Who are you jealous of?

8. What’s your favorite show to binge?

9. Do you watch porn?

10. Do you have a secret sideblog?

11. If you could teleport anywhere in the world right now, where would you go?

12. What’s one of your fantasies?

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced?

14. How would you spend a million dollars?

15. Are you in a relationship?

16. Do you follow porn blogs?

17. Are you angry with anyone right now?

18. What tattoos do you want?

19. If you could change your name, would you? What would you change it to?

20. What is something you’re obsessed with?

21. Describe your best friend.

22. Tag someone you think is hot.

23. Who are five of your favorite bands/musical artists?

24. What are three places you want to travel?

25. Describe your perfect Friday night.

26. What’s your favorite season?

27. What’s your pet peeve?

28. Who is the funniest person you know?

29. What’s the most overrated movie?

30. Tag someone you want to talk to but have been too shy to message.

31. Do you like paper books or ebooks better?

32. If you could live in a fictional world, what world would you pick?

33. If money was no object, what would your wardrobe be like?

34. What’s your coffee order?

35. Do you have a crush on anyone?

36. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes?

37. Have any tattoos?

38. Do you drink?

39. Are you a virgin?

40. Do you have a crush on any of your mutuals?

41. How many followers do you have?

42. Describe the hottest person you know.

43. What’s your guilty pleasure?

44. Do you read erotica?

45. What’s the worst date you’ve ever been on?

46. How many people do you follow?

47. If you could marry any celebrity, who would you pick?

48. Describe your ideal partner.

49. Who do you text the most?

50. What’s your favorite kind of weather?

[cyrusharlow]

An announcement

I’ve decided to retire completely from making HP content, both gif rp’s and fic, due to the recent events surrounding JK Rowling.

I know both her transphobia and her racism have been well-known about for a long time, but only recently have I truly seen what damage this sort of rhetoric is capable of doing to people of color and my trans siblings and sadly, I have been personally confronted with transphobia multiple times the past few weeks. I say this not to invoke pity, because I do not need it, but to remind you that these events do occur.

I will no longer be avoiding my responsibility in spreading fiction rooted in bigotry by ‘seperating the art from the artist‘ and I encourage each and every one of you to do the same.

As to what will happen to this blog, I’m yet undecided. I might decide to produce some other RP in the future, and I might keep reblogging non-rp posts by the friends I’ve made during my years, but I’m not sure about any of it.

All I’m sure about is that I’m done building popularity for bigoted properties, no matter how amazing and lovely and accepting this community has always been. I’m done, and I encourage you all to re-evaluate your content and to be done as well. Take a stance, think of your trans friends, and make your words mean something.

Cheers,

Luca

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The universal queer experience

Its time for a fun game called “Am I Attracted To This Person Or Do I Just Want To Look Like Them”

I’m warning you, I’ve been playing since I was 11 so I’m basically a master

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Look @sunshineandrainyflowers it's the pizza we talked about

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Good evening ladies and gays I'm high key stressed and it's turning me high key sad so two things:

1. If I owe you gifs I'm so so so sorry but I'm not in a place to make them right now

2. Please send cute/nice things or memes or animal pictures anything I'm this close to breaking down 👌

Cheers, Luca ❤️

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luca your soup tags killed me -ren

Soup is an important part of life and one of the fundamental human experiences also I have A Lot of Thoughts about it if anyone wants to have a soup conversation

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@w0tchermarauders look miss soup I made soup today (zucchini and carrot soup with beans) and it was very good

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Yes I'm a man. No I'm not. But yes because no unless i am. Yes ❤️

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My favorite part of the Andromeda blooper real is "what- what- what- what- what- YAAAAA"

[ooc: to celebrate that i’m bored have a grwm but ted tonks edition (also @cyrusharlow if u look at the channel you will find that blooper video you probably thought I’d forgotten about)]

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Magical girlfriends. This one has probably already been done but I really wanted to draw them

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You had me in the first half I'm not gonna lie

I will never do label discourse on tumblr don’t worry I actually have friends in real life

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Not to turn this into a discourse blog but some labels are harmful and not valid.

This post is specifically directed at the company that changed the color of their curry instant ramen packaging to the color of the chicken instant ramen packaging. That's a harmful label and honestly, I think we should all be exclusionists towards wrongfully labeled ramen packages

(I don't dislike curry ramen but it's very bad if you're expecting chicken.)

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Vie you’re wrong tomato juice is for insane people and Bloody Mary’s why would you like it plain???

TOMATO JUICE IS GOOD,

(( NO.

NO IT IS WRONG VIE

@w0tchermarauders ))

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I have just watched season 2 & 3 in the span of two days and I would like to correct this earlier statement. It is not, as I erroneously stated, enough; in fact both of the bisexual idiots have to commit murder and also kiss and also fight (and also maybe kiss again?) and also tangerine candy has to be a plot point for it to be enough

Must a show make sense? Is it not enough for 2 uniquely deranged bisexuals to chase each other around historic Europe in a months-long international crime plot? Is it not enough for one to stab the other and for the other one to then attempt to shoot the first one as a cliffhanger and dramatic ending to it all?