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hmmm this outsize anxiety response based on unresolved familial issues is killing my rizz giving me acne etc

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Me: Yes sir I understand that the office door cannot be closed when two colleagues of opposite gender are alone together due to sexual misconduct concerns but as an openly bisexual employee I have to ask if leaving two colleagues of the same gender entirely unsupervised isn't a double standard

Me: Like. I feel I should also have my ass covered if a same-gender colleague accuses me of shit, you know

Bossman: Nahhhhhhh it's good

The morally grey cathedral goblin that lives on my shoulder and judges the value of my kneejerk impulses: If you grabbed his ass right now he would learn such an important lesson forever but we don't roll like that bro

Me: (out loud) Okay

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people who think "ah! im in a stressful situation! I will call my mother for advice/reassurance/etc" are truly from a different planet

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Hoping Heart-Beast has at least the half-sibling incest thread it's teasing by saying both Daniel and Laura are nothing like their other siblings bla bla bla because they do have like, walsungs but annoying vibes. it would make sense

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why is club penguin shaped like the toilet from art ?

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last modified 2008-09-07 18:15:06

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hey there purdy sheriff 🐎

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ERASER@YepWn

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day 153 - portrait

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oh okay

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The World of Ultimate GAming

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today's bug thing is this beetle virtual pet!