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cyborg-corvidae · 1 month
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you must audit your life from time to time, you cannot be passive about your happiness
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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all cyberpunk stories are like “If you wanna crack open a cybercroissant this nasty, you’re gonna need a real top notch e-driller. i know a guy- Toledo Killswitch- he’s got the frag ordinance you need to grizzle this bocce ball.”
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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Okay the day after I reblogged this I ran my first trail run/race and came 3rd.
A little bit of a slay ngl
I think I’m doing it
I think I’m getting my life together
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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I aspire to be so strong that idiots think the only way it can possibly be is because I was born male
Can't fucking believe they're doing trans panic about an Olympics with precisely zero trans women in it
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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I think I’m doing it
I think I’m getting my life together
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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age 16: the world isn't worth living in
age 24: been getting into greek yogurt & birdwatching lately
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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Mannnn fungi are so cool.
Woolly Bird's Nest fungus
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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Hey Facebook, it's been a while! How are you going?
Facebook:
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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Thanks willgrahamscock, I thought long and hard about this. Very deep
horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try
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cyborg-corvidae · 2 months
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Hydnellum Peckii (also known as Strawberries and Cream, Devil’s Tooth, Bleeding Tooth Fungus), photographed by Kevin Moldenhauer
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cyborg-corvidae · 3 months
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Gurl I ran past an old lady using walking poles twice yesterday. Felt kinda bad
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i think about this LITERALLY every time i walk past anyone ever it has permanently lodged itself in my brain
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cyborg-corvidae · 3 months
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yeah i have an outside husband lol i know its unethical but he just loves exploring
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cyborg-corvidae · 3 months
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Instead of everyone whining in the notes about how these people should be left to rot, how about we focus on holding the companies that make money off alcoholics and smokers accountable.
They should be forced to contribute to healthcare costs and unable to advertise their products.
Y’know what…
Yeah. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of the person who started smoking and kept smoking because they think it looks cool and doesn’t give a shit about all the warnings. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of the person who destroyed their liver because they just love drinking and didn’t stop even if they weren’t addicted. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of the person who never drinks water, only regular cola. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of the person who missed the trampoline when they jumped off the roof to impress their friends. I want my tax dollars to pay for the healthcare of every single person who had to have a surgeon remove something without a flared base from their assholes. I want my tax dollars to pay for all the kinds healthcare needed by all the kinds of people who decided to have sex without any kind of barrier. I want my tax dollars to help fix the teeth of meth users. I want my tax dollars to help everyone who’s been noncompliant with the doctor’s recommendations, everyone who’s been a hypochondriac in the ER, everyone who let things get bad before getting help.
Everyone is deserving. 
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