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Landoscar: Into the 814-Verse✌️

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Thinking about how the ’19 rookies had this wild obsession with OnlyFans.

Like, Lando casually saying he’d definitely have one if he weren’t a driver and being all flirty, and Alex going on a podcast suggesting George should start an OnlyFans to “satisfy other people’s needs,” while imagining George with an OnlyFans sponsor. (Also that time he reposted a edited pic of george wearing lingerie, idk what is going on with Alex😭😭)

Meanwhile, poor George got slut-shamed just for posting topless pics in 2019-2021.

And then there’s Oscar Piastri (not a ’19 rookie, but we’re using him for comparison anyway), looking like the only normal one (or at least pretending to be) saying he’d just be an engineer if he weren’t a driver

Oh, I think about Lando’s obsession with OnlyFans on the regular. Like I’m pretty sure if he wasn’t a successful driver, he would definitely be posting feet pics for money (even though he’s given us plenty for free).

And we know about Alex’s obsession with George… topless or not, so they’re ALL freaks, and I love them for it.

I’m of the opinion that Oscar can secretly be a freak too, but only when it’s brought out of him, maybe after Lando gets drunk and starts grinding on him idk!

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Have you ever thought about Landoscar Descendants AU!?

No, but I’m listening 👀. Are we thinking about Oscar as the prince who assumes he’s gonna marry a princess, and Lando being the son of a villain who never intends to marry Oscar?

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papaya guys

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that clip rewired my brain

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lando in a tight little mini flight attendant skirt does something for me

You and me both. I was also thinking about a little neck scarf and a partially opened blouse.

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Airline pilot!Oscar and flight attendant!Lando who gossips on the line to his other flight attendants about how cute the captain is… and the captain can hear everything.

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kymillman: NORRIS X PIASTRI

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The polite clapping. The subtle eyeroll. The nose/mouth twitch. 10/10

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*blink blink*

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Chapter 14: The four of them stood in a comfortable silence for a few moments. Oscar was slowly drooping further against the work surface, falling asleep on his feet. Lando wasn’t quite there yet - his brain was still wired from having everyone over - but it was late enough that fatigue was pulling at the edges of his frame, making everything softer. “So, Logan,” he said, voice quieter than he’d meant it to be. “It’s almost the new year and it’s your birthday. What wisdom do you have for the new year?”

Two years after the defeat of Alpine and George's decision to start running a rebellion with Mercedes, the safehouse has come to two conclusions: firstly, that stopping omega and beta trafficking in the area is a lot harder than first thought, and secondly, they needed to defeat Ferrari as quickly as possible.

Red Bull asking to ally with their pack certainly wasn't in the plan either. Especially given something seems to be not quite right about Red Bull. Especially given Lando’s going into a heat crisis.

With time running out, all they can do is prepare to meet the impending fight. But as more information comes to light, it becomes clear that the past was always going to come back to haunt them.

The first battle was two years ago. The war has only just begun.

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ch7 of the royalty au is up and gd was it weirdly the hardest chapter to write !!!

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which ao3 tag are you?

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the little Oscar chibis hanging off of Lando are making me melt

you have @cx-boxbox to thank for that bc shes the one who always reminds me to add them in

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save a horse (ride a mclaren)

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poses generously provided by @cx-boxbox

ive had "lando with bow on his ass" on my todo list for way too long

full art below the cut and on my ao3 so i dont flashbang your timeline

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Do you see what I see or have I officially gone crazy?