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Aside from Sweetcorn pillow, the most important thing I gleaned from the secret santa video is a padel double (maybe triple) date.

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lando and oscar sitting together during the drivers' dinner 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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A Blessing in Disguise

(Lando/Oscar, E, 2/4, ~7.3k)

A Blessing in Disguise

(Lando/Oscar, E, 1/4, ~11.1k)

“No,” Lando gasps, bursting into the throne room with his poor servant hot on his heels.

“Your Highness!”

“You can’t send Flo off to marry some random arse of a crown prince just so he can become king! It’s not fair when she still has a whole life in front of her!” he exclaims before briefly dipping into a bow. “Your Majesties.”

Behind him, Max falls to his knees, repeatedly begging the king and queen for forgiveness for the crude behavior of their son.

King Adam waves a hand at him to get him to be at peace before addressing Lando. “What do you propose otherwise, dear son?”

“Send me instead,” Lando blurts out without thinking. “Oli’s the heir, and I’m the spare. So I- I’ll marry this foreign prince.”

This is just an excuse to put Lando in pretty dresses. Backless ones.

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omg yayyy loved the first xhapter

Thank you! 💜

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Might upload chapter two when I get through security.

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look at my cat dawg he's so skrunkly

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2024 AO3 Wrapped

Thanks @papayabrain and @nyoomfruits for the tags!

(For the sake of this, I'm only including the works I wrote for the F1 fandom.)

Works published: 52

User subscriptions: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kudos: 26,471

Comment threads: 604

Bookmarks: 8,299

Subscriptions: 488

Word count: 327,136

Hits: 345,392

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Top three kudosed fics

🏆: 930 - You Won’t Believe That Chocolate Muffins Can Lead to Breaking the Infamous ‘Anti-Sex’ Beds *Not Clickbait*

🥈: 906 - Rise and Shine, Dildo!

🥉: 905 - Of Cats and Carriages

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Top word count

🏆: 15,500 - Old Habits Die Hard

🥈: 15,141 - Young British Twink Gets Destroyed by Hot Big Dick Australian Formula 1 Driver *Not Clickbait*

🥉: 13,368 - Lies, but Mostly Harmless Ones

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Top ships

🏆: landoscar (49)

🥈: carlandoscar (2)

🥉: lestappen (1)

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Top three tags

(I actually have no idea, so this is a rough estimate.)

🏆: Anal Sex (13)

🥈: Rimming (10)

🥉: Mpreg (6)

Honorable mention: any flavor of fluff (23)

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As a bonus, @pumpkennpie made me a video:

(I've posted works since, and the numbers are counting the works I posted for other fandoms, so they might be a little off.)

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Tagging: @wisteriagoesvroom @blueballsracing @pumpkennpie @jaecantwrite @strawberriesinmoominvalley @utopiastri and anyone else who wants to do this!

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carcar comic (coffeeshop au)

This is obviously based on my delusions and the new E.G. carlos pics dropped - hope you enjoy!

I'm sure you can tell the drawings got lazier as I progressed. Anyways, here's Carlos sulking after hitting on Oscar:

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Art request❤️❤️❤️: Oscar warming up Lando! ❄️🥶🧤

you thought i would make them do some cute little clothes sharing SIKE

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12 18 & 30 ao3 ask game :)

12. How many WIP's do you have in your docs for next year?

Just one!

18. The character that gave you the most trouble writing this year?

Probably both Lando and Oscar in A Blessing in Disguise because what do you mean they haven't even kissed yet??

30. Biggest surprise while writing this year?

Again, with A Blessing in Disguise, I never expected it to get all the way to 41k!

From this post.

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Knight Osc

I dreamed about him so now you have to look at him too

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Ask game 27,28,29 !!!

27. What do you listen to while writing?

It really depends, because once I looped Judas like seventy-five times, but most times, I'll put on movie scores. Like Pirates of the Caribbean or How to Train Your Dragon. This track is criminally underrated and so easy to lock in to.

28. Favorite work you wrote this year?

It's gotta be Look What the Cat Dragged In! Super cute, super fun.

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

I answered this in a previous ask, so I'll pick a different one:

“I changed my mind. Let’s go back home.” Home. Oscar should not feel this relieved. “Of course, Your Highness.”

From this post.

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16!

16. What's your most common "Additional Tags" tag?

I can't see them actually because I use a series, but if I had to guess, it's probably Rimming.

From this post.

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Ohh 19 & 29 for the AO3 asks?

19. What's one pairing you want to explore more next year?

Hmm, one thing about me is that I get super fixated on just one pairing and I'll write a whole tag's worth of fics for it, but if I were to choose a different pairing, it'd probably be... norstappen? Nortrell? Lando getting fucked by a million different people at once?

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

I answered this in a previous ask, so I'll pick a different one:

“He’s not in love with me,” Oscar immediately refutes. He stopped hearing anything after that, if he’s being honest with himself. “I stand corrected,” Guanyu says blandly. “You’re already an idiot. And blind.”

From this post.

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5 and 29 of the ao3 asks

5. What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

Definitely Emotional Support Ice Bucket with all the comments telling me about their own lab experiences. I loved reading them all. Comic Sans also got a rather funny amount of comments asking whether I was actually Oscar lol.

29. Favorite line/passage you wrote this year?

I'm supposed to choose?

“Oscar, your sword is poking me,” he says casually. “In the arse.”

From this post.

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3, 5, and 10 please

3. What work are you most proud of (regardless of kudos/hits)?

I can think of a few but in terms of content, probably Look What the Cat Dragged In and in terms of sheer writing and plot and shit, probably A Blessing in Disguise! The second chapter might be up sooner than you think, so...

5. What work of yours got more feedback than you expected?

Definitely Emotional Support Ice Bucket with all the comments telling me about their own lab experiences. I loved reading them all. Comic Sans also got a rather funny amount of comments asking whether I was actually Oscar lol.

10. What work was the quickest to write?

It's still Still Hungry!

From this post.