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LANDO NORRIS | 2024 las vegas gp | by sam bagnall

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lando norris. Part time f1 driver and full time cat 😼

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Lando’s the kind of guy that straight guys would make an exception for, I guess.

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he's so... creatureful. I need to lock him in a jar and study him

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McLarenF1: Peekaboo. 🫣

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don't examine the way the very corners of Oscar's smile only lift like that for certain people don't do it !!!!!

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landoscar taking pictures of each other for google pixel

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Very, very small drabble of Lando smelling like cookies:

"The fans are saying you smell like cookies," Oscar says, as nonchalantly as possible. "And, um, vanilla buttercream."

Lando squints at him. "Mm, yeah, I got a new perfume a few days ago. Why?"

"Uh, no reason. Yeah."

Lando squints at him some more, and then shoves his wrist right under Oscar's nose.

Confused, Oscar inhales, but only because he has to... in order to breathe. "It smells nice."

"Doesn't it?" Lando beams at him, cute and heart-shaped. "I got sick of smelling like, I don't know, tree, or the ocean. Cookies are much nicer."

Oscar will concede to that. The only problem is that he wants to eat Lando even more than he did before. Or kiss him. That'll do too, he reckons.

He also wants Lando to have his children after reading about how he spoke to the fans that came to his meet and greet in a soft, lovely voice, but that's neither here nor there.

So he just kisses Lando instead. And his lips are sweet, just like cookies and vanilla buttercream.

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canon lando

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Lando smelling like a cookie and vanilla buttercream is not exactly my cakeverse fic, but it's close enough that I'll call it a win.

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diesofcringe

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a minute of silence for this man's eyelashes.

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word on the street is lando smells like a cookie and not like fuckboy dior sauvage… what do we do with this info

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Oscar being Lando's chess engineer, revealing his own weaknesses and guiding Lando when to focus more

praising Lando for making particularly skillful moves

Lando gleefully shouting "Uno!" for himself, to which Oscar beamed at him and hung his head

Lando blaming Oscar for Lando losing the last game, to which Oscar laughs adoringly and even strikes the table himself so technically he did what Lando said

Oscar not gloating or celebrating at all over his wins except a silent one at the very end when Lando wasn't looking

was just as upset as Lando when Lando's pieces stuck and equally exasperated on his behalf when he guffed a move

them both being horny over their competence "that's filthy" "that's a nasty placement right there"

Lando: he'll find me adorable

Oscar: I find him adorable

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"Oscar going straight into it and taking a Big bite while Lando waits until he does so and deems it safe. then proceeds to nibble on it." ty anon ♡

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Lando x Backless Dresses is actually the main pairing of my current wip (27k).

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I saw this post: https: //x.com/mercedarri/status/1857397801774129293?s=46&t=6fqjvwPPqKXnbhQYSfDWKA

And immediately I thought of GEORGE. He is the only one who has THE legs to pull something like this off. Like he would KILL IT and eat the others drivers up (Max has the big tits but I think his catwalk would be horrible and lando our Shortking would look Stunning in women lingerie but I think he’d trip halfway down the runaway)

ive been drawing lewis for the past like three?? days so i desperately needed a break with someone i actually knew how to draw -- thus we have VS george

id imagine max has a horsewalk but. ngl there isnt enough money in the world that would make him do it lets be real rn

lando is DEFINITELY tripping though!! he would rock a lingerie shoot but not a catwalk where he has to walk in high heels definitely