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Me and twin fr

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Loooove this🩵💚

Chaotic Gf x Easily annoyed bf redraw

I love how d9ne with her shit danny looks its very funny to me.

Someone suggested Phantom Rocker as the ship name so i think that's the name I'm gonna go with.

Also i think this is one of the first times I've ever drawn my version of ember with anything resembling her canonical hairstyle. It suits her. I imagine it's much easier for ghosts to change their appearance than humans so Ember would have a bunch of diff hairstyles.

Look at them 🥺🥺

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Me: I should start writing the start of my fic already. It’s already planned out and everything.

Also me: Starts writing another unplanned part of the fic that may or may not show up several chapters into the fic that I haven’t actually written chapter one of.

…Well shit.

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Just letting everyone know, I’ve made a new profile! It’s going to be my personal account, so just me yapping about my daily life over there. If you’re interested in that at all, it’s linked at the end of the post. I’m just trying to clean up this account for everyone who just wants to see my art and read my fics.

To my moots, if you want to dm me, please do it to that account! It’s not the end of the world if you don’t, but I’ll be more likely to respond to you over there!

Thanks for listening, and here’s the link to anyone who wants to hear me talking about whatever’s on my mind! https://www.tumblr.com/sassy-off-the-clock-too

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SHE'S BALD! SHE'S BALD AND SHE'S TORTURING PEOPLE WHO HAVE HAIR!!

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It begins innocently. Cass brings back a gallon of pistachio almond fudge. The family silently agrees not to mention it to Bruce, who insists ice cream creates “emotional instability during missions.”

Tim sneaks two scoops. Dick eats directly from the tub. Damian arrives just in time to see Jason stuffing the empty container behind the Batmobile’s tire well.

An hour later, Bruce walks in holding the forensic analysis results of “melted dairy product residue” on his gloves.

“I want names,” he growls.

No one speaks.

Next day, Damian writes a 3-page manifesto titled “The Ice Cream Mutiny: Why Father Must Be Overthrown.”

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Cartoons and Cereal

AKA "Dick Grayson adopts recently de-aged Danny Nightingale. He doesn't anticipate Danny being a little... not entirely human." Prompt idea! Might be a multi-part series. :)

Dick never thought he'd be a parent at the age of 22 but the moment he saw Danny's feral little snarling face at the Bludhaven precinct, it's like he turned into Bruce Wayne. In more ways than one. Dick vividly remembers giving Bruce a heart attack by jumping from the manor's upper balcony onto the chandelier, how he cackled in glee at Bruce wide-eyed expression of terror. Watching Danny float off the couch and then drop in mid-air probably has Dick making the same expression as Bruce in that moment.

The frying pan clatters to the stovetop, pancakes flopping out, as Dick swings over the kitchen island and flings himself over the sofa - just in time to catch Danny before he brains himself on the coffee table. Dick doesn't catch himself before he releases a loud, terrified and relieved, "Fuck!" Danny immediately gasps and loudly proclaims sw'ar jar, sw'ar jar!

"I know, bud. I-," Dick squeezes Danny to his chest. His heart is still beating unbelievably fast and his palms are sweating. "Just give me a minute, okay, buddy?" This has to be some kind of revenge for all the stuff he put Bruce through as a kid. Danny squirms as Dick thinks about the next steps: obviously, he has to test for the meta gene, register with the state, and maybe get in touch with Clark about teaching Danny how to control his flying ability. But Clark will tell Bruce and Dick hasn't even told Bruce-

Danny bites him. Dick yelps, dropping the kid onto his sofa again, and thinks this is definitely payback as Danny cackles. Danny reaches his arms up and grins with a menacing little twinkle in his eye that definitely means pick me up so I can bite you again. Dick resists despite how cute (and terrifying) his kid looks. Then, he smells something burning. Specifically, their pancakes, which are now scattered on the floor and on the burning stove coils.

"Ah, shoot. I'm sorry, bud." They both stare at the burnt pancake before Danny starts poking the floor pancakes. Well. There goes the last of the instant pancake batter. After stopping Danny from eating the floor pancake (multiple times, eventually stacking a couple of his gym weights on top of the trash to Danny won't go digging in it), Dick proposes breakfast at the little brunch place downtown. Danny only grunts in answer because he's too busy struggling to lift the lid of the trashcan.

Haven Coffee it is.

He probably should've expected somebody to take their picture, but seeing the image of Dick and Danny plastered on the Gotham Herald's website makes his blood run cold. It's almost like a horror movie. Reading the news article (Golden Boy Richie Grayson following in his father's footsteps with adopted son Daniel Grayson... recently orphaned son of renowned scientists... suggesting a custody battle between absentee godfather and Gotham's Golden Boy...), Dick feels sick. He's never been violated like this in Bludhaven. In Gotham, as Bruce Wayne's son? Sure. In Bludhaven, as Dick Grayson? Never.

The picture is just as damning (and beautiful. Dick would frame it, keep it in his wallet and tucked into the mirror of his car, if it weren't such a violation of his and Danny's privacy). Dick and Danny look like they've lived together for years. Danny, chocolate smear on his cheek and looking up at Dick with sparkling sugar-crazed eyes. And Dick, propping the kid on his hip while they walk to the car, looking down and thumbing at the smear with such adoration that it's clear to anybody looking Dick loves his son dearly.

(Maybe Dick will frame it. He's still going to sue the shit out of Gotham Herald, but Danny's tiny face looks the happiest he's ever been. Double chocolate chip pancakes tend to do that.)

He's almost, almost surprised when his phone starts ringing as soon as he finishes the news article. Afterall, Dick is hardly the only one who reads the news and he knows half his siblings have alerts set for anytime their names pop up in civilian or vigilante identities. Tim's caller ID pops up, quickly followed by several texts from Barbara, Steph, and Duke. He knows Jason and Damian will probably take some time before reaching out. Dick feels a small twinge of guilt for not telling them, but they have a... complicated relationship. Dick has always been more of a parentified figure, solidified more so when Dick stepped in as Batman for a time, than a sibling.

Danny huffs out a heavy sigh on the couch next to him. He's still asleep from his sugar crash earlier, cuddling with his elephant Zitka and dog Haley, as Scooby Doo plays softly on the TV. Dick gently combs Danny's hair back from his face - grimacing slightly at sticky chocolate stuck to a couple strands, how did he manage that?? - when his phone dings for the last time.

This was the text Dick was waiting for.

Dinner tonight at 7pm. Bring Daniel.

Dick glances back to the grumbling lump beside him, smiling slightly as he tickles one small socked foot sticking out from the blanket. He gets a little bunny kick and a louder grumble for the trouble. Another ping and Dick's lips twitch at the hastily added Please. It looks like Alfred beat some common sense into Bruce after all.

He types back K and tosses his phone onto the coffee table. Pats the lump. "Danny, are you up for meeting grandpa?"

It's time to face the music.

(Danny sleeps for another thirty minutes before Dick can't resist bugging him, enduring bunny kicks and tired grumbles. It takes bribing Danny with Alfred's cookies and pizza for dinner to get him out of the blanket nest. Dick hastily calls Alfred to please, please, please make cheese pizza for dinner. Yes, Alfred, really, just cheese. Oh, god, thank you. See you later tonight. They have just enough time to wrestle an owl-eyed Danny into the bath and some non-chocolate-smeared clothing before dinner.)

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1 day left and It’s at a tie😰

Honestly I’m rooting for #3 right now. Is that bad? If it doesn’t win i honestly might still use it bc it’s the highest rated of my two top favorites on the list. I can do that right? I mean the voting was for what most people thought was best of the three, not what i have to go with for certain soo…

Help me choose a name for my new fic please!

Yosano is Recovery Girl’s granddaughter. (MHA x BSD Fanfic)

Summary: Shuzenji (Yosano) Akiko was kidnapped as a child by the Port Mafia for her Ability. The ADA sends her to work in UA for a mission, where she works alongside Recovery Girl and finds something else to investigate... How does she know this woman?

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Nightwing: What do you think Red Robin will do for a distraction?

Red Hood: He'll probably, make a noise or throw a rock. He doesn't seem like the type to be the wild card. The kid's too cowardly at—

A nearby dilapidated structure exploded, launching debris that thankfully didn't hit Red Hood or Nightwing. The men almost fell back with the effects of the blast.

The explosion triggered multiple car alarms and in the smokey flames emerged a man running with a wild grin.

Nightwing: Or he could do that... That's really something I'd expect from you Red Hood.

Red Robin, with the safe in his hands, sprinted past his siblings, his eyes wide with excitement as he ran through the blast.

Red Hood (dejected): It's really something I wanted to do, Nightwing.

Red Hood held his head down, his shoulder slumped as he lamented a missed chance to use explosives. Red Robin shouted for them to hurry up.

Nightwing: I went through the same thing with you. It's okay.

Red Hood (walking off with Nightwing): He ran through the explosion and everything. That was on my second bucket list. Life can be so unfair.

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heey im a lil sad would anyone distract me with whatever

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I’m doing so much world building on this fic rn and most of it probably won’t even be get mentioned in the fic bc it’s totally unnecessary. Like why do I feel the need to come up with names for yosano’s parents and grandfather. They’re literally dead why does it matter?? Chiyo(RG) is probably only going to mention them once or twice in the whole fic.

At least I’ve gotten all of the prologue and half of chapter one planned out, I just have to actually write it (the bullet points they’re in right now don’t count)

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I was just listening to my discover weekly playlist on Spotify and this song came up and all i could think about was Jason.

I mean seriously. These LYRICS. This is practically Joker singing about Jason’s murder in Ethiopia and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Also, when it says “Lord, didn't that jaybird laugh when I picked poor Robin clean?” Jaybird is literally the Joker himself.

“My name is Remmick. This here’s Joan and Bert.” Just sounds like Joker naming the ‘forehand’ and ‘backhand’ of the crowbar imo.

“I’ll be satisfied having a family.” First made me think of him meaning he’ll be satisfied either having messed up or broken the batfamily. When i thought about it more, it made me think of how he used to have a family before he was the Joker, and he won’t be satisfied now that they’re gone, so he’s making Batman feel that pain too.

[Verse]

I picked poor Robin clean, picked poor Robin clean

I picked his head, I picked his feet

I woulda picked his body, but it wasn't fit to eat

Oh, I picked poor Robin clean, picked poor Robin clean

And I'll be satisfied having a family

Lord, didn't that jaybird laugh when I picked poor Robin clean?

Poor Robin clean, I picked poor Robin clean

Lord, didn't that jaybird laugh when I picked poor Robin clean?

And I'll be satisfied having a family

My name is Remmick

This here's Joan and Bert

We believe in equality and music

We just came here to play, spend some money, have a good time

Can't we just, for one night, just one night

Just all be family?

[Verse]

Lord, didn't that jaybird laugh when I picked poor Robin clean?

Poor Robin clean, I picked poor Robin clean

Lord, didn't that jaybird laugh when I picked poor Robin clean?

And I'll be satisfied having a family

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I don’t think I’m patient enough to wait the full 3 days for this poll to finish bc I’m dying to know what everyone thinks so far but I don’t want to influence the results by choosing one of the titles now to see the current votes just to change my mind soon after but I hit one and I can’t change my vote once I choose one so I’m forced to just wait or else I’ll just risk skewing the results (even just slightly) towards one that i find i like less and i end up not happy with the results because of that but if i let everyone else decide then i’ll be happy with the result either way because it’s just what other people like most rather than my indecision skewing the results and I change my mind after it’s already been chosen as most popular and it ends up being a close tie that I broke but changed my mind and I’m stuck with it and it’s my fault but it won’t bother me if i just keep out of the poll and let everyone else choose.

It has come to my attention that I appear to be overthinking this.

Help me choose a name for my new fic please!

Yosano is Recovery Girl’s granddaughter. (MHA x BSD Fanfic)

Summary: Shuzenji (Yosano) Akiko was kidnapped as a child by the Port Mafia for her Ability. The ADA sends her to work in UA for a mission, where she works alongside Recovery Girl and finds something else to investigate... How does she know this woman?

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Help me choose a name for my new fic please!

Yosano is Recovery Girl’s granddaughter. (MHA x BSD Fanfic)

Summary: Shuzenji (Yosano) Akiko was kidnapped as a child by the Port Mafia for her Ability. The ADA sends her to work in UA for a mission, where she works alongside Recovery Girl and finds something else to investigate... How does she know this woman?

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Boutta start writing my first fic, kinda nervous.

(No really, i think i got hit with the ao3 curse the first time i even thought about writing a fic, bc my grandpa literally got diagnosed with cancer and died less than a month later so…)

Chat pray for me.🙏 Also I’ll post the summary soon so keep on a lookout for that…👀