cv-iii
cv-iii
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cait | adult | they/them | i love vtm and clark kent and probably some other things too
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cv-iii · 21 days ago
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Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.
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cv-iii · 27 days ago
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oh hey we have polls now thats right HEY AMERICANS
THERE WILL BE A FOLLOW UP POLL IM GONNA REBLOG THIS
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cv-iii · 28 days ago
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A quick and dirty on why retractable leashes are the devil:
1- Your dog is 15 feet away... do you know what it just ate? Did you see the squirrel it killed before it did? How, exactly, do you plan to keep the dog out of the road?
2- If the dog gets a good running start it can pull the leash out of your hand. And if you suddenly hit the stop toggle you can harm your dog.
3- Those leashes are very sharp at speed. They can lacerate both you or your pet.
4- Congratulations, your dog just created a Gordian Knot around you, that tree, and an errant child.
5- That dog down the street is reactive to other dogs based on proximity. Your dog is now 25 feet closer to that dog.
6- Your dog just took a dump 20 feet out in a field of tall grass. Have fun playing hunt the poop.
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cv-iii · 28 days ago
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Pets are very commonly overweight. And very commonly the reason given will be ‘because my parents feed them more than they’re supposed to, and they won’t listen when I tell them to stop’.
And I sympathise. I understand. Parents are hard, especially when they still think of you as ‘their kid’ and not ‘grown adult with autonomy’. Getting your parent to change their behavior is very difficult.
My two cats have a scoop in their bag of food, and they get one scoop each for dinner. It’s a very simple system: 1 scoop 1 cat. If I notice they’re getting a bit podgy then I make the scoop a bit concave. If they’re looking a bit light, I give them a little extra breakfast. But dinner is always the same, never more than one scoop.
But last night I watch my mother (the very same woman that scolded me for my weight since I was ten) decide to feed the cats for me while I finished washing the dishes.
The cats follow her, mewing pathetically, as she carries the food bag to their bowls. And I watch, as she’s talking to me and making eye contact, while she gives one cat a slightly heaped scoop of food, and then the other.
And then, dear reader, she replaces the scoop into the bag, as though it’s the most natural thing in the world, and proceeds to give each cat an additional handful of food.
I was astounded. I was politely mortified that you just increased the cats’ meals by at least 80%. No wonder they’ve been podgy!
We had a polite but firm discussion about how that is a measured scoop in the bag, and have-you-been-feeding-that-much-the-whole-time, but I do not think she has listened. I think I will need to gently ban her from feeding the cats.
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cv-iii · 2 months ago
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For the purposes of this poll, do NOT count the following:
Your own birth (unless there were complications/urgent concerns)
Routine check-ups or scheduled-in-advance appointments that just happened to be at a hospital
Visiting or accompanying someone else to the hospital
Use your discretion as to whether to count visits to urgent care.
We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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cv-iii · 6 months ago
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animal shelters are so busy warehousing dogs no one wants that when a dangerous animal is attacking pets and humans in your neighborhood they just shrug their shoulders
i'd bet money this dog isn't vaccinated for rabies
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cv-iii · 7 months ago
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when you want to eat the lemon but you don’t want to eat the lemon. but you kinda want to
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cv-iii · 7 months ago
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Research = anything where you needed to spend time looking for specific information you otherwise did not know, even if it only took a couple minutes.
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cv-iii · 7 months ago
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Maybe I’m biased but chihuahuas literally have the same temperament as any other dog. It’s the same as saying “cats are evil” to me like that’s not true. what did you do to them
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cv-iii · 8 months ago
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cv-iii · 8 months ago
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cv-iii · 8 months ago
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cv-iii · 8 months ago
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cv-iii · 9 months ago
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“boo hoo a chihuahua bit my ankle” ok and? maybe you should ask yourself what you did to deserve it?
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cv-iii · 9 months ago
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chihuahua apologism forever and ever until the end of time amen
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cv-iii · 9 months ago
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good lord this thing is useless
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cv-iii · 9 months ago
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Feel free to specify in the tags :) if the animal is one that needs company assume you'd have multiple
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