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POV: You’re a criminal and Robin just kicked your ass

Just so you know, he’s laughing at you, not with you.

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I finished it!!<3

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Thinking about this

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Bruce, visibly overwhelmed by Emotions as he watches a ten-year-old Dick goofing around in the batcave: Alfred. Alfred I think I'd die if something happened to him

Alfred: *carefully doesn't say that he thought the same thing when Martha and Thomas placed a newborn Bruce in his arms for the first time because he knows that'll completely destroy the little emotional bandwidth Bruce has*

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i’ve been making a lot of fake comic issue covers lately—i swear they don’t all look like this

nightwing | batgirl

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No, see, because Dick is the funniest result of being raised by Bruce and Alfred in that he can cook (like Alfred can) but he chooses to eat weird fast food and takeout on purpose (like Bruce does only because he can’t cook).

Thus, we get comics where Dick will cook an actual, quality meal for a hungry sibling but then his apartment is full of pizza boxes in weird flavors and he once ate abandoned popcorn from an empty sports stadium.

I’m also 98% sure that it’s Dick’s fault that Tim’s favorite type of pizza is Canadian bacon and artichoke hearts. But if Tim wants then Dick will hand him a thermos of warm home made soup. Older brother who can meet any of your food needs!

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this was funnier in my head

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Superman is a symbol of hope for people to do better, Batman is the hope for things to be better. Discuss

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They both love this city so so much

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i lost the ask my bad! but here is jason for an anon

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“good evening, sir. do you have any idea how fast you were going?”

im sorry for cop dick. he quits after he files the speeding ticket

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jason todd is afraid of sex and has never felt the touch of another person stop lying to me

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Hot take: Steph and Cass actually enjoy hanging out with Jason. If they didn't want him at their anti-valentine's day thingy, he wouldn't be there. They invited him, he showed up.

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First of all I love your Damian and second, I've seen your recent post and I was like Damian should use this hairstyle while long hair. Can you see my vision? Jajaja

reused the older Damian doodle, but fun hair style!!

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And you get a web and you get a web

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some jasons and hairdos ✂️

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