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nightlight

lots of work drama going on rn and i wanna quit :')

sakusa kiyoomi drabble-- not proofread lol

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it's been days since you've last seen him, volleyball has been really kicking his ass, so by the time he gets home, you're typically fast asleep. He feels bad, he really does.. He wants to give you the world, you're the one girl that is able to deal with his tendencies, his habits, his personality. He sees you as his home, he thinks as he's caressing your cheek.

He can't help but think that regardless of you having your own full-time job, you still make sure that your shared home is clean, laundry is folded the way he likes and put away, dinner is ready for him when he gets home usually with a note with something along the lines of i hope you're doing well, that you love him, etc. Tonight's note said "Make sure you eat, love. I'll always be waiting for you :)" It kills him knowing that you're basically alone.

But the times you guys are together before that guilt feeling can pool in his abdomen, you're quick to shut it down.

A few days prior,

"Omi, it's okay. I'm okay, we're okay." you assure seeing your boyfriend looking a little more tense than usual. "Are you sure..? I know I've been neglecting you, unintentionally." he looks at you with those droopy eyes you fell in love with. You touch his two little moles that you oh-so adore and nod, "I know what I signed up for... And I'm in this for the long run, so if it has to be like this for a short time, I'll be okay." you said smiling softly

Before you could lean into him, he pulls you close.. Closer than what you're used to with him. Inhaling your scent, he nods slowly.

"I'll be sure to make it up to you, just give me some more time and I will be sure to make this all worth it," he whispered pecking at your neck

You knew he would. He wouldn't say anything just to half-ass it, especially when it came to you.

Since after all, you were the stars to his dark sky, being the only nightlight in his life.

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(in)completemasterlist (mobile friendly)

I stopped around oct 2016 LOL theres just so much 

these are our most recent from now to right at october of 2016

if you prefer a specific admins writing ex. mod bird or mod owl, we should have tags in the post so if you search up mod owl, her work should pop up. mod owl also now goes by the name admin omi so yah 

Karasuno

Daichi

Soulmate AU - mark on the skin

Nipple piercings hc

Kabedon hc

S/o w bad headaches hc

Affectionate, cuddle s/o

Morning + Evening routine

Chubby s/o hc

Eating hella hc

Sugawara

V short s/o

S/o is a good singer? hc

S/o w bad headaches hc

Seeing crush after months

crybaby s/o

cuddle hc

if you can’t sleep..

chubby s/o

Asahi

Chubby s/o

Another captain flirting w their s/o

Nipple piercings hc

Tanaka

Gf in bikini hc

Caught by Saeko (nsfw)

Nipple piercings hc

Kabedon hc

Bubbly crush into martial arts

Nishinoya

Snow day hc

Going to be a father 

Kabedon hc

S/o getting close to someone else

Bubbly crush into martial arts

Can I kiss you

Eating hella hc

Ennoshita

Slow dancing hc

Birth hc

Hinata

Swimmer s/o

Who crawls through someone’s window at 4am to go for ice cream

Kageyama

Tall s/o hc

Sister dating other setters (multiple people but his reaction)

Jealous hc

S/o is a good singer? hc

terrible study hc

stop calling me princess

Tsukishima

domestic hc

Nipple piercings hc

S/o in his glasses n jersey hc

fantasy au - sphinx tsukki

I need you to pretend we're dating

Yamaguchi

Tarot card hc

V short s/o

Sick s/o hc

Debate nerd hc

nap hc

That’s my brother...

Who crawls through someone’s window at 4am to go for ice cream

Ukai Jr

Secret fiancé hc

Nekoma

Kuroo

Hellhound hc

Back scratch

Prom hc

Tall s/o hc

Late night study

CPA 

S/o almost got cheated on

S/o w bad headaches hc

Happy birthday

Affectionate, cuddle s/o

Morning + Evening routine

Bubbly crush into martial arts

Grocery shopping hc

protective.. hc

Telling s/o they’re ghouls (tokyo ghoul)

Nipple piercings hc

Birth hc

How can you think I'm anything but hopelessly in love with you

husband sfw + nsfw hc

Eating hella hc

Kenma

I love you, I always have (fluff x angst)

V short s/o

Nipple piercings hc

Don’t wanna be annoying hc

Chubby s/o

Seeing crush after months

crybaby s/o

Kai

Yaku

Debate nerd hc

Little sister hc

cuddle hc

Yamamoto

Gf in bikini hc

Lev

Nipple piercings hc

Swimmer s/o

Crumbs all over

chubby s/o

Inuoka

Gf in bikini hc

Fukurodani

Bokuto

Prom hc

Crush on pt trainer hc

Best friend as room mate

Jealous hc

Preparing for xmas hc

Snow day hc

Don’t wanna be annoying hc

Kabedon hc

S/o almost got cheated on

Affectionate, cuddle s/o

Seeing crush after months

Morning + Evening routine

Another captain flirting w their s/o

Bubbly crush into martial arts

Grocery shopping hc

crybaby s/o

Telling s/o they’re ghouls (tokyo ghoul)

Nipple piercings hc

Birth hc

I will never apologize for saving your life

I want you and I know you want me too

husband sfw + nsfw hc

chubby s/o hc

Eating hella hc

Akaashi

Prom hc

American artist hc

Confident s/o

Jealous hc

College au - business student

Late night study

Chubby s/o

Nipple piercings hc

Birth hc

Konoha

I’m just braiding your hair

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa

Bite me (nsfw)

Crush on pt trainer hc

S/o hurts her knee

Crush on Ushi

What is little sister would be like

Affectionate, cuddle s/o

Morning + Evening routine

Famous athlete s/o hc

protective.. hc

Telling s/o they’re ghouls (tokyo ghoul)

I lost our baby

Birth hc

A crash angst

husband sfw + nsfw hc

Iwaizumi

Slow dancing hc

Crush on pt trainer hc

Tattoo parlor x flower shop hc

Sister is dating Akaashi

Jealous hc

Bubbly crush into martial arts

Fluffy hc

dating to get close to Oikawa

Birth hc

Why the hell are you bleeding

Matsukawa

Hanamaki

Kyoutani

Chubby s/o hc

You smell like wet dog

Kindaichi

Debate nerd hc

Kunimi

Datekou

Aone

Someone sat next to him

Chubby s/o hc

Futakuchi

Random sweet hc

Seeing crush after months

Kamasaki

Moniwa

Sakunami

Koganegawa

Shiratorizawa

Ushijima

Protective Ushi

Nipple piercings hc

Morning + Evening routine

Famous athlete s/o hc

Prego hc

s/o’s adoptive family

Telling s/o they’re ghouls (tokyo ghoul)

Birth hc

What the hell are you wearing

husband sfw + nsfw hc

Eating hella hc

Tendou

Bloom written by @ milk-s0da

You get a pet chinchilla.. hc

Preparing for xmas hc

Kabedon hc

sfw + nsfw hc

first times hc

Prego hc

Yamagata

Semi

Nipple piercings hc

Prego hc

Random hc

Ohira

Shirabu

Debate nerd hc

Prego hc

Random hc

Goshiki

Cuddling xmas morning hc

Grocery shopping hc

Wearing his jersey hc

Prego hc

Random hc - fluff x nsfw hc

jealous hc

Itachiyama

Sakusa

Another captain flirting w their s/o

nightlight

Komori

Literally anybody else lol

Terushima

Debate nerd hc

Snow day hc

Random sweet hc

I can't stand the thought of losing you yakuza au

Daishou

Fantasy au - vampire daishou

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Hello! Can I request hcs of slow-dancing with Ennoshita and/or Iwaizumi? Thank you!

i enjoyed this one haha -omi

Ennoshita

Kisses your hand before you guys start

Definitely the one to hold you endearingly close to his body

Can’t help but whisper sweet things into your ear

Somehow a super good dancer????

Typically will sow dance with you at home only because he can get flustered in public

Iwaizumi

Does not know how to dance but does his best!!

Bad habit of stepping on your toe 

Sooo stiff at first, but once he gets into the flow, he’ll be way better than when you started

Will want to spin you like he sees in movies

Needs a song that has a consistent beat to keep his flow lmaoooo

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Do you only do character x so ships or do you do character x character ships too?

sorry for however long this sat in here, good question, im more of a character x s/o ship person, i used to rely on the others to do the character x character ones lol -admin omi

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requests are open

I have decided to delete all of the requests that were in the inbox for the last 3  -5 years since 99% were anon, so the request box is open if anyone wants anything lol :p

its only going to be open up until i get 10-15 requests so i can do them in moderation :) -admin omi

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Can I request some headcanons on how Tanaka, Yamamoto and Inuoka would react to seeing their gf in a bikini for the first time?

haha i wonder if this anon will even see this post LOL more of like a scenario/headcanon post -- nsfw btw

Tanaka

Instant boner no one can tell me otherwise

Protects you from any guy that comes near you, acting like a dog trying to guard his bone

Being at the beach, the thought of beach sex popped in his head 

Whispers in your ear “what happened if i fucked you in front of all these people?”

While you’re not paying attention, touches your clit through the bikini to tease you in hopes of beach sex

When you shut him down about the sex, he sys he’s going to the restroom, but in reality, goes there to bust his nut thinking about fucking you in the bikini.

Yamamoto

Honestly, pretty much acts like Tanaka, instant boner + a lil pre cum

Guards you because he doesn’t want other guys to see you

Offers that if you’re willing to wait until majority of the people leave the beach, if you would be down for beach sex. you are

As he puts sunscreen on you, makes sure to rub his boner on you so you know what he’s thinking about

Seeing as he planted your little base near a giant beach rock, he will be the type to tilt the umbrella so he can eat you out without majority of people seeing

The type to untie your top to flash some titties towards him

Inuoka

blushes intensely 

Doesn’t really know what to do

So wholesome though “Y/n, you look so beautiful as you usually do!”

Complete heart eyes towards you

Makes sure you put sun screen on to prevent sun burns while using opportunity to stare at your ass

Not a single inappropriate thought is vocalized

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News

I’m copy and pasting from the other accounts i used to also co manage since the feelings are the same throughout the 3 of them,, but here we go!

Admin owl here, it’s been awhile. A long while at that. All admins honestly just got busy with our lives and the haikyuu kingdom just.. died. I’m not sure where Admin Cat is, how she’s doing, and everything in between but I was in uni at the time, i graduated and i’m working a lot now. not going to lie, my love for haikyuu died a lot, and REALLY REALLY fast! recently tho, it’s resurfaced just as fast as it died and i have been obsessed with it and it’s always on my mind now. some of you know i was insanely obsessed with kiyoomi starting the second Kuroo mentioned him at the camp. I don’t know why but i’m so... happy that he showed up more in the manga and in the anime! I recently brought myself to finish the last of the manga (that’s how much i was uninterested at the time i went AWOL). I do apologize to everyone who follows this blog who had submitted requests because up until today, our bio said submissions were open despite us both being gone. And to everyone who never unfollowed us (probably because didn’t realize LOL) i thank you guys too for sticking around. I am going to be writing again, please be patient with me as I’m getting back into it again and need time to really collect my thoughts. haha. Also.. i’m changing my name to admin omi LOL it’s such a cute nickname, actually naming my pet omi hahaha, anyways i know this is long! and if you read up until here i love u lots LMAO!! anyways, again, please be patient but i will be flowing some requests here and there until they’re done, and then will be opening requests again on time limits so i don’t get overwhelmed since i do work and i am also house wife! so i also have to feed my husband after work and all of that jazz. so much has happened in the haikyuu community and so many new fics i have been reading every night reliving how good the fics people write make me feel! i appreciate you all so much... anyways, until next time (as in when i post a request). :)

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Hey hey! If the ask box is open, can I request a scenario with Tanaka and his gf making out and Saeko walks in when things start getting a little steamy? Thank you so much!

“R-Ryu..” you whimpered as Ryuunosuke started to trail his fingers down your waist “W-What if Saeko-neesan comes home..?” Humming, he let out a soft chuckle, “Don’t worry babe, on her schedule it says she’s late practice for her taiko group. She wont be home until almost midnight.” he said whilst hungrily sucking your neck down to your shoulder. 

“Ahh~ alright then..” you let out a moan right next to his ear and suddenly you felt his hand on your inner thigh. Along with a little hesitation from just the adrenaline flowing through your veins, you spread your legs just enough so he was able to slide his hand into your panties.

“Wet already ____-chan?” Ryu cooed as he put his hand on your chest to gently push you down onto your back, “Just relax… I’m going to make you feel so good baby..” He took your panties off and lifted your skirt a little more revealing your hot and wet cunt. “Fuck..” he shakily exhaled.

Just as he lowered his head between your legs, Saeko blasted through his door, “RYUUUU!!! TADAIMA!!!!” she shouted. Immediately, out of surprise and embarrassment you slammed your legs closed right on his head pushing him out. Your cheeks went a bright red as you and Saeko made eye contact. “Oh shit.” she said as her eyes widened realizing what was about to go down in her little brothers room.

You had never seen Ryu so awkward and silent just sitting on his knees with fists on his legs, he couldn’t even process what was happening. 

“Jesus man lock your door!! Ill let you two back to it..” clearing her throat, she closed the door and walked back to her room smirking, “My baby brother is finally a man.”

Both of you sat at the edge of the bed and sighed at the same time, “She just walked in on us….” “I know… Don’t even remind me…” 

It was awhile until the next time you tried anything at his house after that. 

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*cracks knuckles* holy shit i love halloween and fall and I was wondering if you are still willing to do the fantasy au things from last year? If I remember correctly you had kuroo as a hellhound and I would love some headcanons for him if possible! have a lovely day dears!!

//awoo  -mod bird//

He just wants to have a peaceful night without accidentally foretelling someone’s death for once in his life

Absolutely loves scaring his team mates by popping out of the shadows when they’re near

Sometimes he gets a little too excited and the next second, things around him are suddenly on fire

Very warm and toasty at all times, which his team appreciates whenever it’s a cold day, and hates when it’s hot outside

Not soft. don’t pet his fur in dog form or you’ll regret it

Sometimes he passes a mirror and doesn’t realize his eyes are glowing red and scares himself half to death

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Happy birthday to the libero crow! ☆〜（ゝ。∂）he received his way into my heart. (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)

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Not only would I die for Kenma, I would endure the pain of life for him. He’s so good?? And he cares so much about his friends?? He may be kinda lazy but he’ll do anything for them as proven by recent chapters. I’m still. Amazed? He doesn’t even like volleyball but he tries so hard in it just for his friends??? I Love him??? And he’s shy and kinda awkward and he likes video games and kitties. And he’s cute as heck. Could he be more perfect?? -Kenma anon

Oh god what a fucking mood. He’s the love of my life. He deserves literally everything he ever desires (anyway anon if you want to continue talking, you should message us ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ i dont wanna clutter up with non scenarios. Id be happy to talk more and do more kenma related asks)

~Mod Cat

In this house we love and appreciate kenma to the fullest ability -mod bird

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(Kenma anon) thanks for writing my request, it was so cute! But wow you hurt my heart with that angst. I can’t imagine breaking up w/ him. Like I know breakups happen but it’s like he’s so good, I wouldn’t want to hurt him! Ahh thanks again !

HeCKIN SAME MY DUDE BUT I COULDN’T RESIST I APOLOGIZE AND I BROKE MY OWN HEART WRITING IT. Also its absOLUTELY no problem because kenma makes me so so happy and i will die for him. Thank YOU for requesting something ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

~Mod Cat

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“I love you, I always have.” For Kenma please :0 @ mod cat, I’m also in love with this boy haha (This isn’t supposed to sound like she’s the one how has to write it though, just that we share a love for Kozume Kenma lol)

Alright now listen here anon, i love you. You’re my new best friend. Also I gave not just fluff, but a short ANGST response as well ;3c ~Mod Cat

Fluff:

The hardest part about loving Kozume Kenma was that you felt as if he would never love you back. You know Kenma tends to keep to himself; he is fairly reserved. You know Kenma doesn’t care much about anything, his video games aside. You know he doesn’t find volleyball fun, nor does he find it boring. You know Kenma preder to stay out of social situations, yet he ends up finding himself in a lot of them.

Even if you weren’t sure on his feelings, Kenma was.

When Kenma has texted you asking if you wanted to come over you had completely flipped out. Your face hurt from the smile that was plastered on. And when Kenma told you that it would just be the two of you, your face was throbbing from redness. Your response to Kenma was a short “yes”. You washed your face and really hoped that the blushing would stop by the time you got to his home. Kenma didn’t live far from you, and it wasn’t all that hot outside either, so a red face would be unusual.

When you arrived at Kenma’s house, you were very hesitant on whether you should ring the doorbell, or knock. Then your thoughts starts wandering and asking, “What is someone ends up hanging out with us after all?” As much as you loved all of your friends, this was really one of the first times you and Kenma had hung together – just the two of you.

As if Kenma senses your anxiety, the door opens before you even had the chace to make any sort of sound that you had arrived. You wave a hello as a small smile plays at your lips as you look at Kenma. Kenma is oddly dressed in casual clothing: jeans and a plain, black v-neck. You are a bit confused, for Kenma usually didn’t dress up when people came over to his house. He usually just lounged around in sweats and a shirt. Well sometimes a shirt. Words cannot explain how you felt when you hung out with Kenma where he wasn’t wearing a shirt.

Kenma motions you to come inside and you follow. Kenma waits for you to take off your shoes before he heads to his room, to which you follow. “So, what did you want to do?” You ask him, your voice clearly showing how anxious you are as you enter his room.

“Uh,” Kenma starts off. You look around his room. It’s clean – too clean; Kenma’s room usually had some sort of pile of clothes lying around, but this wasn’t the case. All of his clothes were put away, his bed was made, and it even looked like the floor had recently been cleaned. Either the Kozume family had cleaned their whole house today, or Kenma had done this himself. “I actually wanted to talk to you about something.”

You hum in response, sitting on his neatly made bed. You trace the pattern on his comforter for a few seconds due to silence. Your thoughts are interrupted by Kenma grabbing both of your hands. Shocked, you look at Kenma as your face flushes. He’s holding your hands.

“I love you.”

“Oh?” You stutter as you turn your hot face away from him.

“Please don’t turn away from me.” Kenma pleads, his grip tightening on your hands. You face him, a smile on your face.

“Do you really?”

Kenma nods. “I love you, I always have.”

ANGST (HAHAHAHAHAHA):

You and Kenma sit on your living room couch. It has been silent for a while and you can feel how nervous Kenma is. You had called him over because you had to tell him; you can’t keep doing this to him. The two of you had a hand intertwined with each others and it is hurting you emotionally.

“Kenma, I think we should break up.”

The grip on your hand loosens and without a second notice, your hand is empty. You look down and see Kenma is playing with his – the hand that was recently holding yours.

The silence is unbearable and Kenma lets out a shakey breath before getting up off the couch. You don’t dare to look at him, but your peripheral vision catches him stop at your front door, put his shoes on, and open it the door. You notice Kenma hesitates as he stares outside.

“I love you,” Kenma’s voice is shakey. “I always have.”

And then he leaves without another word.

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yay you're open again ^v^ can I get "bite me" for oikawa? maybe something halloween themed? thanks!

WARNING: It gets a little bit NSFW at the end (nothing happens, but NSFW is implied)!~Mod Cat

Oikawa Tōru twirls around in his cape, for he is excited about tonight. He pats himself on the back, and tells himself that he did an amazing job making his costume. Usually his mom made it for him, or he bought it from somewhere. Tōru is a vampire this Halloween, and you are vampiress. Tōru made your costume, too, and you do admit that he did a good job (although he did have his mom help a couple times).

Tōru is too busy admiring himself in the mirror to notice that you are sneaking up on behind him, or so you thought. He turns around quickly to face you, and hides his face with his cape, then he spreads his arms out wide and hisses before he attacks you with a hug and kisses.

You’re a bit shocked at first since you thought he didn’t notice you, but you melted in his grip and giggled as he kissed all over your face. He stops and looks at you with a smile, but you pout and say, “You missed.” You point to your pouty lips and he gives you a peck.

“You look really, really cute in your costume.” Tōru comments, red dusting his face as he analyzes you.

“You did a good job on making them,” You smirk. “even if you had your mom help you.”

“Oh hush, you!” Tōru laughs as he tries to cover your mouth with his hand, but you swat it away.

You crinkle your nose as he continues to try and hush you. “Bite me!” you shout playfully.

“Oh really now? I didn’t think you were into that kind of thing. Why didn’t you tell me earlier, hm?” Tōru smirks, and he puts his hands on your waist.

Blushing furiously, you pull his face closer to yours. “Why don’t we find out?”

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Would a scenario with Sawamura Daichi be okay? A soulmate AU of how once they touch, their mark stays on that place of the skin forever? So they meet and it’s just so beautiful. Chubby s/o of possible. She pronouns would be okay. Thank you!

i love me some daichi -mod owl

Everyone knew that once your soulmate touched you, wherever they touched you will be there forever. There was only one boy you wished was your soul mate... Daichi Sawamura. He was captain of the volleyball team, he was kind hearted and gentle, and so very cute.. And yet, he didn't even know you existed because you avoided him always. Being a little bigger than average girls, you just knew there was absolutely no way that he was your soul mate. 

Daichi was in the gym running around and you were outside the window peeping in because you've always wanted to talk to him, but you could never do it. Hopping back down you sighed deeply and sat down.

“Agh.. Why cant I just do it? He’s literally right there.. I always do this.. I say I'm going to say hi but back out..” you said a little loud.

Daichi stopped running because he passed the window you were outside of, and peeked outside not able to see you, but he could hear you. 

“Why would he even like me?? I wish he was my soul mate, that would be soo convenient.” you said groaning.

Smiling, he walked outside to see you. “Uhm.. Hi.” he said smiling softly.

You've never stood up so fast before when you saw him  “Uh!! Uh hi?! Did you just..” “Yep. I did.”“All.. of it?”“Yep. All of it. I’ve never seen you around..?” he said tilting his head“Oh well. haha yeah... Guess we just have completely opposite schedules, ya know?” “Mhm, guess so.” he said while crossing his arms

You felt your cheeks turn red and you couldn't make eye contact with him because you were so embarrassed and awkward. He walked closer and was looking at your neck..“You have a little..” he said brushing against your neck.You looked at him and tilted you head when he suddenly jerked back and widened his eyes.“W-what is it??” you asked while touching your neck“T-theres a marking.. I left a marking when i touched you..” he said standing straight and smiling from ear to ear.

“Daichi Sawamura, but you can call me your soulmate.” he laughed while grabbing your hand and kissing it.  

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Mod Intros

Heya everyone! We’ve added a new mod and realized we never did any introduction posts for anyone before haha so we’re going to put them all on this post! we’ll still have our mod squad page with more info too though! -mod bird

Mod Owl: suh guys. Alliey here. (Kanna if u know me from instagram lol) my life almost revolves around anime, sleeping, and the gym lol. I'm 20, i go to college, i run a haikyuu instagram (datboisakusa) love bokuto and sakusa they my boos. you guys know i suck at being admin but the more time i get, the more time i have to do whatever so ill try and trickle some posts in as well. 

Mod Cat: Heyo, wassup I’m Rainy (even though literally no one calls me that), I go by she/her pronouns, I’m 18 years old, and I’m a fellow Libra. I’m also completely in love with Kenma Kozume, so please feel free to requests lots that involve Kenma if nyall dont already! I’m super excite to be here and I hope everything goes good ✌

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"Care to give me a back scratch?" Kuro Please and thank you

// fun fact, i put this through a text to speech add on in google docs and holy shit i could not stop laughing. “cooroo” -mod bird //

Kuroo reminded you of a giant kitten in the way he was sprawled out on the new couch in your shared apartment. He seemingly had no care in the world as he peacefully napped there on the soft beige cushions in the dim afternoon light. You knew it really wouldn’t take much to wake him up though and it was a real shame you couldn’t let him sleep for much longer. Afterall, both of you had many boxes you had to go through to sort now that you were both home.

Creeping up to his sleeping form and ruffling his hair, you were greeted with a small hum as his limbs stretched out for a moment. Chuckling and removing your fingers, you lightly smirk at the whine he gives you for pulling away so soon.

Threading your fingers through his locks again was the only thing you could do as your chuckle turned into a full laugh. Arching into your touch shortly after, he gave you his best puppy dog eyes. He quietly mumbled to you, “Care to give me a back scratch?”