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hmmmmm. youre right to an extent. they need to play outside. ik they literally cant but still

the 2003 turtles are naruto kids and the 2012 turtles are warrior cats kids and the rise turtles are fnaf and undertale kids and the mutant mayhem turtles are fortnite kids

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rise splinter and 12 splinter are frequent viewers of RuPauls drag race. id say so does 03 and 87 but sadly the show didnt exist at the time. theyd probably love it though

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i think 03 mike and don use the internet pretty frequently but leo and raph only started using it until after 2014. raph gets the hang of it pretty quickly but leo may as well be like 90. hes constantly looking up tutorials for the most basic of shit. his instagram is just filled with pictures of his brothers doing things like playing uno

anyways donny was definitely on the webz in the 90s. he witnessed everything. he is so based for this

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wtf,,,, theyre just silly fortnite kids,,,, why cant uou let them like shitty games,,,,, wtf,,,,,,,,,

the 2003 turtles are naruto kids and the 2012 turtles are warrior cats kids and the rise turtles are fnaf and undertale kids and the mutant mayhem turtles are fortnite kids

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12!Leo makes gacha amvs featuring captain Ryan and his self insert oc

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GRAND FINALS

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87 leo is one of those huge garfield fans that you dont realize is a huge garfield fan until u go 2 his place and see the ungodly amount of garfield merch he owns but then he goes “oh im just casual fan” he says while he turns off the tv playing garfield and friends he was using for bg noise and takes a sip of water from his mcdonalds toxic lead garfield glass mugs that he then sets down on his night stand with a pile of garfield comic collection books and slips out of his garfield slippers to tuck himself in his garfield bedsheets and blankets in his bed fulla of various garfield plushies

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2012 donnie and raph hosted a bug fight because they were left unsupervised (cockroach vs grasshopper)

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cough. hc that mm!raph listens to 2000s nightcore and that is almost entirely it for his music taste.

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Rise!Leo would drink straight marinara sauce like a milkshake

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TOS Star Trek/TMNT oddly specific headcanons because both are my hyperfixations and any chance to word vomit is appreciated thank you

Rise Leo: ships Spock, T’Pring (Spock’s fiancée) and Kirk together, oh and McCoy too, oh and Uhura too, oh and Sulu too, and Chekhov too, oh and Nurse Chapel too, oh and Scotty too, oh and- (yes, they are all in the same relationship, Leon will fight on this topic)

2014 Leo: watches Star Trek at midnight in his room with a blanket over his head so he doesn’t get caught and bullied by his brothers, probably enjoys Enterprise the most

2012 Leo: ships Spock and T’Pring, has cosplayed as Kirk several times with the costume only getting more and more niche (“No no I promise it’s Star Trek it’s from that one episode when they check in on the 1920s planet and Captain Kirk out-mobs the mob bosses, no Raph I swear it’s an episode don’t walk away-”)

2007 Leo: Has a ‘hatred’ for Captain Kirk and says it should have been Captain Pike simply because he was there for the pilot, chooses any moment possible to talk about how much he despises Kirk to get a rise out of Raphael

2003 Leo: That one episode of Sulu with a sword was his gay awakening. Nothing else needs to be said.

1987 Leo: 100% introduced the other Leos to Star Trek, is lovingly hated by other turtles for giving the Leos brain rot, watches with his legs crossed in front of the TV like that one scene of 2012 Leo but all of the time

me who knows nothing about star trek: fascinating

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TOS Star Trek/TMNT oddly specific headcanons because both are my hyperfixations and any chance to word vomit is appreciated thank you

Rise Leo: ships Spock, T’Pring (Spock’s fiancée) and Kirk together, oh and McCoy too, oh and Uhura too, oh and Sulu too, and Chekhov too, oh and Nurse Chapel too, oh and Scotty too, oh and- (yes, they are all in the same relationship, Leon will fight on this topic)

2014 Leo: watches Star Trek at midnight in his room with a blanket over his head so he doesn’t get caught and bullied by his brothers, probably enjoys Enterprise the most

2012 Leo: ships Spock and T’Pring, has cosplayed as Kirk several times with the costume only getting more and more niche (“No no I promise it’s Star Trek it’s from that one episode when they check in on the 1920s planet and Captain Kirk out-mobs the mob bosses, no Raph I swear it’s an episode don’t walk away-”)

2007 Leo: Has a ‘hatred’ for Captain Kirk and says it should have been Captain Pike simply because he was there for the pilot, chooses any moment possible to talk about how much he despises Kirk to get a rise out of Raphael

2003 Leo: That one episode of Sulu with a sword was his gay awakening. Nothing else needs to be said.

1987 Leo: 100% introduced the other Leos to Star Trek, is lovingly hated by other turtles for giving the Leos brain rot, watches with his legs crossed in front of the TV like that one scene of 2012 Leo but all of the time

me who knows nothing about star trek: fascinating

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rise donnie is a jojo fan and makes annoying jojo reference jokes. like someone breaths and hes like "oH mY gOd Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe?!?!?!?!" he also randomly jojo poses and it drives his family mad

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not a cursed hc just a regular one but i personally think all the 03 turtles are men likers send post

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turtles, as carriers of salmonella, don't experience negative effects from having it. therefore, they can eat eggs raw. and they do. often.

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