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how do magnets work. do you think they just like each other
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Why are streaming services these days all named shit like Fubi and Hehu and lala
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2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago
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Isnt it weird that hotel rooms provide toilet paper, tissues, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, soap, and ive even seen some provide make removal wipes, but I’ve never seen a single one provide pads or tampons?
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*things such as video game systems are not included in this poll
**your own, not a family/shared computer
reblog for reach/bigger sample size!!
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poker is a hateful game that punishes people who wear their beautiful sensitive heart on their sleeve
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You've been isekai'd into a fictional setting. Spin this wheel to find out which one.
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I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
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randomly remembered “i have d cups, grandpa. the waitress thinks you have dementia” tonight so i decided to find the original tweet again and
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
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while you’re here i’d like to draw your attention to @alkliliyfamliy and their campaign! they’re only 11% to their goal, and even a little bit helps!
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can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet
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it's kind of a shame that mob psycho 100 was released before these talks of 'main character energy' and 'npc behavior' really started to take hold in an annoying way. 'i am the protagonist of the world' no you're not you're the protagonist of your own life just like everybody else is. bitch.
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