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injecting my annoying hopless birds with potion of shut the fuck up

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Your a faggot kill ur elf

the fuck did my elf do

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He would've brought Ruud memorabilia from two of the war crimes he was involved in

What if Nardwuar was in disco elysium?

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*stopped reading at "he can still be blown*

Damn, I gotta become a psionicist

Tricking treat

my first word treat: The Perils of Astral Travel

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FEEL LIKE PURE SHIT I JUST WANT HER BACK

Her:

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State of my employment, the good and the bad

The Bad: every single interaction I have with one of my bosses fills me with mounting dread, every second of my day I spend walking on eggshells lest I get harassed or scolded for something minor or out of my control, I go home and spend a variable amount of time crying from the stress I'm under during my work day

The Good: oh I just know handing in my 2-week notice is gonna hit like crack

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shoutout to C418 (one of minecraft’s composers) for just fucking snapping recently on twitter

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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

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PSP2 Rumours

Rumours have it that a big announcement will most likely hit at E3 with Sony unveiling the redesigned portable. The redesigned product apparently does exist as this is what we’ve heard so far: * The screen elivates up * The loads are faster * Improved buttons * Internal flash — 8GB * Possible touch-screen * Possible built-in camera * Uses UMD

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Exhausted.

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i love gambit bc when people ask him what’s wrong he’s just like “Ain’t nothin wrong with gambit.” and then the text boxes on the side would be like “gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.”

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you genuinely don’t have to increase graphics in games anymore. I don’t have a spaceship to run this on. My previous laptop blew up trying to run animal jam. I was more than happy with Skyrim graphics and portal 2 looks breathtaking to me. I just want to be able to play your game. I don’t want to see their pores and uncannily delineated teeth. One time fallout 4 crashed so hard it basically uninstalled itself from my computer. Ffxiv completely fried my laptops motherboard and I just kept playing ffxiv anyway. For where else would I go? Who else could I love but you

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There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

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Achtung. Achtung.

Had an idea pop into my head for art for my Hitbox, done by the amazing @blacksalander, full piece below.

Gonna try and take some better pics tomorrow, would you believe its hard to take a decent looking picture of a reflective surface at 9PM?

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