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[rodger-eyeballis]

Is your mouth on your legs? I heard someone say that once.

” 💀 ”

” No, you didn't guess. It’s on my back (this is a joke, stop asking me about it) ”

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may i PLEASE shatter your glass. im asking this in the kindest way possible

” It's a strange request.. Are you a sadist? Honestly, I'm sick of sealing cracks with special glue all the time, so it's better not to approach me with such requests. I'm serious. ”

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” I finally apologized to Brightney and, as punishment for my offense (more precisely, insulting the feelings of a pretty lady), received cheap ‘romance’ from her.. It's special and difficult literature for my mind, but I promised to read it all to the end (I haven't started yet.).. mm. Maybe Glisten will like it. ”

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Rodger, where's your mouth? Also, you're very cool.

” Thank you for the compliment. Actually, I wouldn't want to tell all my secrets here. Because some of them can be really terrible.. like, for example, with the mouth.

Sorry, my dear stranger, if I couldn't satisfy your hunger for curiosity. But remember.. it's better not to come near me when I'm HUNGRY.

I hope I didn't scare you. ”

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” While I was walking around floors, I found an almost new gramophone. It brings back some memories and I just couldn't leave that thing there. I'll tell you a secret (yes, yes, keeping a secret on a social network sounds ridiculous, but listen), I really love dancing, at least before. For the most part, I danced exactly the "paired" pirouettes, because I was ‘heartthrob’... It's a pity there are no muzic disk for this gramophone, and I don't have a dance partner. Yeah, I are somewhat similar with this thing. ”

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” woof woof 🐶 ”

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How much coffee do you drink on a regular basis? Just curious, you seem like a coffee guy.

” I'm ready to do anything to get a cup of Americano without sugar.. But instead have to enjoy regular instant coffee. Actually, I don't often use it in one day. About 1-3 mugs maximum. As they say, ‘work does not favor sleep’. ”

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” Do you think a monocle would suit me?? Maybe I'll really look ‘stylish��� in it, as Poppy told me. ”

” I also began to notice at that moment, when was sorting through books that night, that my eyesight had deteriorated. I couldn't read well up close. Apparently, age already makes itself felt (no matter how sad).. I need to come up with something about this. ”

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Sorry if this is personal but how old are you Rodger??

” Wow, it's really painful. Okay, I'm not upset enough not to tell you my age. Consider me 36 years old. That's why, to some extent, I have some difficulties communicating with other toons.. Sometimes I just don't understand them because of age gap.

For example, I am older than Glisten by +- 11 years, sometimes it is difficult for us to communicate (although, to tell the truth, it is difficult for any person to communicate with Glisten. I gave a bad example.) ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

Opinion on teagan?

” It's not an easy question. I don't really want to talk about this person often, because we share the same "dark youth past.". I can only construct the fact that Teagan used to be a statuesque and domineering woman who could captivate any man with just her gaze. She's softened up now. I think it's all because of.. because of.. I'm not going to write this (oh God, may this beautiful woman forgive me). ”

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” I also began to notice at that moment, when was sorting through books that night, that my eyesight had deteriorated. I couldn't read well up close. Apparently, age already makes itself felt (no matter how sad).. I need to come up with something about this. ”

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” Yesterday, as promised, I decided to go to Brightney's literary club. After receiving a "consultation" from her, I was handed an interesting publication (which caused me extremely contradictory feelings.. Yeah) After reading and studying the book and its shortcomings for several hours, I immediately returned to the lamp and put forward all my enormous cultural constructive criticism of this literary work. It seems that she was even afraid of my "aggressive" monologue. I need to apologize. I definitely owe an apology. ”

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do u like sherlock holmes

” It depends on what you mean by ‘sherlock holmes'. If you mean books about him.. there are a lot of them from Conan Doyle's. Actually, I'm not a fan of detective novels (I've come across terribly improbable and boring editions), but I could mention one little story that surprised me not with the "solution" itself, but with the plot: ‘The Adventure of the Speckled Band’. But, to tell the truth, in my humble opinion, Sherlock Holmes is for children (this is not an insult, the book is really suitable for ‘the whole family'. Sometimes I read Sherlock Homs to my Toodles before going to bed, she really likes it)

I need to consult Brightney, maybe she'll find some good reading for me in our library. ”

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” Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. No questions asked, okay? Okay. ”

” And so.. I have one small question for you, my glamorous friend. I hope I'm not distracting you. Do you like to read? Well, more specifically, what do you like to read? I'm asking out of my own personal interest.. sorry that I'm writing to you so unexpectedly. ”

” I probably should have written to you more often.. I think I'm making our correspondence worse now. ”

” … ”

” Just answer my question as soon as the time appears. ”

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Oh! Well I mean I'm not a big reader but I like romance novels

I also love magazines but I'm guessing thats not what your aiming for

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” Mh.. Sorry about the Toodles.. I suggest we discuss this topic another time... ”

Greetings again. I hope you are having a fantastic day. This time around, I wish to ask, what would you say were the easiest, hardest, and favorite cases you solved?

- Curious Anon

” He woNT tell you aNUthing! Rodger doesn't even teL me anything. HE promised Many many mANy many maNU times!! SUrely he has manYY many storUEs And he doESN't want to TEll!!! Rodger is a LIAr, BOOO-HOOO ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

Greetings again. I hope you are having a fantastic day. This time around, I wish to ask, what would you say were the easiest, hardest, and favorite cases you solved?

- Curious Anon

” He woNT tell you aNUthing! Rodger doesn't even teL me anything. HE promised Many many mANy many maNU times!! SUrely he has manYY many storUEs And he doESN't want to TEll!!! Rodger is a LIAr, BOOO-HOOO ”

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Meetings? you have mentioned something about meetings in an earlier post, I am curious about that! :^

” Nothing unusual, my dear stranger. Under the ‘meeting’ I mean an agreement with Glisten about.. In short, I ask him to keep an eye on the Toodles while I do some important things on floors. Although, sometimes he comes to me just to chat (for the most part it's a monologue, because I can't even put a word in. But Glisten is lucky that I'm a priori a ‘good listener'). ”