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[rodger-eyeballis]

” Oh.. ... I'll eat on time.. But, I want to note that I am extremely lucky that he usually does not read my posts, but immediately goes to the ‘box-question’ to find interesting questions for himself. Glisten is extremely unchangeable. However, I don't like that he started worrying about me. No, I'll put it another way.. I don't really like that I made him worry. Have to be more diligent in pretending. After all, at least someone should be a reliable figure for the Mirror, right? ”

DONT EAT GLISTEN NOOOOO

” And the kind and caring Glisten is no stranger to this~ Really, don't worry, baby Toodles is a good girl, just a little bit with quirks.. I'll tell you a secret, when I feed the Mr. detective sweets or when I drag him to take meals with me, sometimes he almost bites off my fingers too.. It's an extremely cute sight, considering the fact that only I'm allowed to spoon-feed him~ Ah, how shy he is i— It's time to come up with a new phone password… Okay, maybe I'm a little grateful for those words. Only for the first line…—

(Perhaps it will sound a little strange and unexpected from my printed text, but I hope that he will not forget to eat without my reminder. Keep an eye on him, okay? I'm really worried.. I know when I need to be serious, and I think this is one of those moments. Rodger calls me a child, but he's no better..) ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

DONT EAT GLISTEN NOOOOO

” And the kind and caring Glisten is no stranger to this~ Really, don't worry, baby Toodles is a good girl, just a little bit with quirks.. I'll tell you a secret, when I feed the Mr. detective sweets or when I drag him to take meals with me, sometimes he almost bites off my fingers too.. It's an extremely cute sight, considering the fact that only I'm allowed to spoon-feed him~ Ah, how shy he is i— It's time to come up with a new phone password… Okay, maybe I'm a little grateful for those words. Only for the first line…—

(Perhaps it will sound a little strange and unexpected from my printed text, but I hope that he will not forget to eat without my reminder. Keep an eye on him, okay? I'm really worried.. I know when I need to be serious, and I think this is one of those moments. Rodger calls me a child, but he's no better..) ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

No, no, Rodger… teething is for toddlers… I’m a childless person and even I know that

- 🌈🌸 anon

” Mm... yeah? I mean, I knew it. I was just testing your knowledge of such trivial and simple things. Or a joke, just a joke, yes.. Oh my God, I don't even have anyone to ask for parenting advice, I'm really in a difficult position. I'm really ashamed to ask Teagan for help, but I think she knows more about this than I do.... Probably.. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

Dad?

” Okay, maybe I did lead a bit of a promiscuous life in the distant past, but to the same extent.. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

I got this silly picture from somewhere awhhh look at them they all so tiny!

I'm shure you looked really smoll when you first appeared as toon, you would look so silly-

Oh wait I kinda know how you would look hehe

” I don't want to upset you too much, but actually, I've never really experienced my childhood. Consider that I appeared in this world as a finished product, already having all the factory settings of an adult detective. At least, that's what I think (who knows what really happened. everyone has already forgotten their beginning, or maybe we were deliberately forced to forget) That's the trouble with every minor character (Actually, I've seen those photos too. It is not surprising that the very first samples, or in another way, mains, had the function of growth, like in real living beings.. The managers decided not to waste their precious time on toons like me and just created us as adults right away, haha..)! However, what I really don't like is that I still have strange memories in my memory, which in some way refer to me as a child. I mean, I even remember my parents who took care of me over the years.. However, their faces are completely blurred in my memory. I hate these lies.. Just wanted to share.

But your impression of me as a child looks really silly. I can't even imagine what a joke I would be if I looked like that.. It makes me laugh a little. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

do YOU self harm mr rodger?

” So, I'm even afraid to ask how you could have thought of that. Do I really look like a toon who intentionally harms himself because of.. I don't know, mental pain or something like that (honestly, I don't fully understand this concept..)? Or is it just a little strange question that you unintentionally asked? Let me gently remind you that I am indeed an adult who is fully capable of solving my problems in a humane way, and not resorting to violence against myself as a means of ‘punishment'. Although I have to think about it, what kind of violence deserves to be discussed in this context? Nevertheless, I kindly ask that we refrain from further exploring this topic. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

yeah i wanna know whats your relationship with astro i dont fucking care if this has been asked before RAMBLE ABOUT IT AGAIN NOW .

-- 🧡💛🤍🩵💙

” Mm, well, what a lack of culture. There are many other words that can be used in speech, but you decided to put a filthy language in your beautiful sentence.. Young people as always. Okay, as I recall, I haven't answered such a similar question yet.. But at the moment, I don't want to "gossip" about the toon who recently disappeared. That would be wrong of me. However, finding Astro would reveal more answers to the mysteries that he remains silent about to this day, if my guesses are confirmed, of course. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

dang toodles has sharp teeth

” Ha ha.. ha.. I hope it doesn't happen again (maybe she's just teething? It's a pity there's no book on young fatherhood.. I was really looking, don't be surprised). ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

Found a cat outside that looks like you 100%. It wont stop yapping infront of the hamster though😭

” Oh, my dear friend, be careful! If there's anything of me in this cat, you can be sure that his hunger reflects my own. It would be wise to keep the hamster at a safe distance, as predatory instincts have not yet been abolished. Even under the guise of friendship, there is a potential danger.. A cat can hurt without even meaning to. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

Well, have you ever thought that maybe Glisten doesn't like you? (in the love sense that is) Perhaps he really is just being a little silly?

” If that were true, and I really turned out to be a fool, I would have borne it with dignity. Oh, how delightful it would be to accept such stupidity! I sincerely declare that I would gladly endure the most humiliating moments of my wrongdoing— THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF TIMES (For God's sake, isn't everyone mistaken? It won't hurt me, even though I don't like being wrong)— than inflict at least ONE single wound on Glisten's heart. Perhaps I've become completely hopeless and weak just because of him. It's infuriating.. damn. Why he changed me so much. Why I changed because of him.

I'll take a deep breath with peace of mind when I find out that he's just very silly joking. First, I'll beat Mirror up for it in a friendly way, and then I'll take a deep breath. Even am surprised at how this thought calms me down. I don't want to lose him. Think we would definitely laugh about this situation in the future, but I still have a huge bad feeling in my chest. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

its-a me again! No crazy tests this time, but…

have you perhaps heard of A Series Of Unfortunate Events :3

In it you follow the tale of 3 orphans who lost their parents to a fire. Home after home they can’t find a place to stay, for an evil count is after their inherited fortune. However this fortune of theirs is locked away until the eldest comes of age many years ahead.

anyways it’s cool plz watch it I think you would sound like Lemony Snicket —🐈‍⬛🧀 anon

” Wow, it seems like I've been getting familiar with this novel for a long time (Honestly, I don't remember what it is anymore, but your description sounds vaguely familiar).. It even got a little nostalgic. However, when I asked Brigtney if this book was available, she replied negatively (although Lamp was able to dig out volume 5. But who will read the work from the middle? Definitely not me). For this reason, I will either have to dig into the libraries on the lower floors or put up with the loss of a beautiful detective collection.. Probably the second option after all (However, if someone wants to search for the missing volumes instead of me, I would be extremely happy. Otherwise, you probably remember that I'm a little busy.. Yeah..) ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

don’t mind me being a bit of a snoopy snob Boxy Boy, but I saw that you have a quaint little computer in your room. Just there for the looks? Or do you use it?

(This is meant for Boxten, I just like nicknames)

” I'm sorry, stranger, I have a bit of a strained relationship with Boxten right now, so I can't pass on your question to him (and why should I do this?? This is my blog, not his), but I've seen him playing Minesweeper on his computer many times. A great classic, you know.. There were also small RPGs (I remember exactly that saw Baldur's gete.. The mechanics look extremely interesting, however, so far I have never had to play such games). I can only assume that Boxten is an avid gambler where strategies need to be applied. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

What's ur relationship with Gigi like?

And what about with Toodles?

” Greetings, dear stranger— wait, Gigi?.. Is she the one who is Glisten's step-sister? Well, actually, I don't often see this girl in the parts where I usually am. But I know for sure that she is extremely ill-mannered and bullying.. Or maybe Gachapon just didn't like me (the last time we met, she tripped me up. It was an extremely unpleasant situation, especially considering the fact that I was extremely sleepy at that moment..)? A strange person, however, I admit, she has more responsibility than most toons (she is very sensitive to her ‘relatives’, I caught one moment when she calmed Poppy with all possible forces. I think can respect Gigi for that). I also noticed how she looks at me strangely when I walk around the complex with Mirror — it seems to me that he has already managed to tell Gachapon something about me..

And the most interesting thing is, I do not know when Toodles managed to meet Gigi, but now my daughter considers her an "older sister".. If nothing really happened to Toodles during all this time, then I think that such a meeting is not so bad. However, because of Garchapon, she now wants to wear a sweater with a long sleeve.. And she's wearing it right now (you can see it in that photo about the literary club advertisement), since Toodles suddenly managed to borrow one copy from this girl. I wanted to give the sweater back, but Gigi refused to take it back.. I really need to thank her for such an act. But how..? I'll ask Glisten, they seem to communicate well. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

” Oh, I finally got my phone back to me.. Brigtney left it for me in her closet and forgot, which is not surprising. She remembers the information in books very well, but sometimes the Lamp does not pay attention to various household things. That's probably the fate of well-read people, but okay.

During this time, I managed to explore the lower floors a little.. with Glisten. Yes, I think I'm losing my grip on restraint and cracking up under the onslaught of this kid's questions.. I think he would be a good detective assistant who knows how to blurt out information from persons. Mirror's tongue-wagging is too gre—.. Mh, now four toons already know about the loss of Astro (as I said, there was another individual to whom I actually forcibly shut his mouth.. This is Boxten. I hope he's not holding a grudge, but he's starting to get more intimidated by my presence.. I suspect that Box sometimes also goes looking for the boy star in secret from me. We need to catch Boxten. Urgent), which in some way increases the risks of ‘panic’.. But I think the toons entrusted to me will be able to keep the secret, for the common good. I hope..

The only clues at the moment are the scattered books on level 5 and the strange loss of leaking ichor on some floors of the third elevator, which, in fact, played into our hands. Now I have (and others have) the opportunity to go even lower to search for supplies.. Did Astro help us so much? But how.. Or he is not involved in this event at all.. Then why hasn't he been here for a few days? Apparently, this is going to be a bit of a difficult investigation in my entire career.. ”

///A new note in the profile post: the loss of ichor and the path to survival.

[rodger-eyeballis]

Awh no brightney that not what my ship is! I just think you and Vee look really nice together, also Vee kinda acts really nice with you and silly so that why.

I don't really just want to ship some of you out of air, I simply find some interactions really nice and cute and then that all.

I think I'm a bit silly for romantic stuff that all sorry.

Also did you notice that you have opposite colors theme? Same about Tisha and Shelly!

” Wow, they want to chat with me on this blog.. Okay, this is my last answer here!

It sounds extremely wonderful! aww, I didn't think anyone would even think about it down to such small details as our color palette. Hmm, yes, Vee and I look really good as a duo! But she's still a bore, and sometimes we often argue with her about—.. Mmm, stupid piece of hardware, thinks that no one will ever surpass artificial intelligence in memory, and therefore it's useless for me to read books! She also thinks it's time for me to give up, because I'm going to lose on the next quiz soon.. VEE WON'T GET MY RETREAT, I'LL SHOW HER ALL MY HONESTLY EARNED INTELLECTUAL STOCK. I started talking a little bit again. However, she's really too smug, I'm just ready to rub her nose! However, this is our usual passion for "competition", so do not be intimidated by the audacity of my statements..

And about the last sentence.. I would like to note that purple is extremely well inverted into yellow.. I just said heh heh heh. ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

” HELLO EVERYONE, GUYS!! DO NOT PASS ㅤㅤㅤㅤ BY, THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT ㅤㅤㅤㅤ FOR A LITERARY CLUB!

I have the honor to introduce you: the first and most ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ important president of the circle associated with ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ librarianship and preserving the memory of various ㅤ ㅤ ㅤexcellent authors — Brightney the Lamp! And also, a ㅤ ㅤ beautiful girl with good taste and a very high mind. Yes, yes, this is a very important part! I like to sit at books late at night, learn from the works and write my own stories. I ㅤdon't like loafing, loud noises, and bad behavior in the library. Now, we are fully acquainted, so we can begin your ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ little enlightenment into my affairs!

Introduction: ㅤDon't worry, Rodger wasn't hacked and he didn't delete his account (otherwise I see that there haven't been any posts from him for a long time because of my intrusion).. It's just that this Sir befriendly lent me his blog on Tumblr so that your sweet Brigtney could talk about our shared comfortable library circle (why you should definitely visit it and what we will do) and about the participants you can meet in it! Yes, yes, even so! And since this part is, for the most part, my introduction and excerpt.. I would like to add that. YES, I ALSO CONSIDER RODGER TOON TO BE A NON-TRADITIONAL ORIENTATION, YOU GUYS ARE NOT ALONE. I can feel it from afar, it's not for nothing that I've read huge collections about relationships —… Oh, I'm sorry, we'll talk about this later, Rodger started looking at me menacingly (HOWEVER, if you do join the club, we can discuss the mental analysis of this Sir with examples from the literature in one of the sessions, if he doesn't come there.. Just keep it quiet, it's a secret)

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤTHE MAIN PART :

ㅤYou won't regret joining our literary club! It's a place ㅤㅤwhere books come to life and discussions become real journeys into the world of literature. We read a variety of ㅤㅤ genres, from classics to modern prose, and each participant can offer their book for discussion. Every week we gather to share our thoughts and impressions, and it ㅤalways leads to interesting and deep conversations. In addition, we have meetings with our local ‘stars’ (I MEAN VEE, SHE AGREED TO VISIT US SOMETIMES), which will ㅤgreatly increase the excitement in the circle. We also organize creative events such as literary contests and workshops where you can develop your writing skills. Our club has a friendly atmosphere, and you are sure to find like-minded people and new friends. If you love literature and want to discover something new, come to us! We will be glad to see you and create a unique atmosphere of ㅤㅤㅤㅤ communication and inspiration together.

ㅤ Also, by becoming a member of the circle, you automatically get unlimited access to my library! That is, at any time and hour, even when I'm not there, you can relax on cool and soft ottomans or sip Teagan tea at the table (just be careful! Don't spill it on yourself or on the ㅤbooks). Oh, yes, I almost forgot. Participants also get access to unlimited tea and coffee, and all thanks to the ㅤㅤ misis Mug! So, don't forget to thank her for it :b

And a little new vision in the circle! Now each participant can receive their own personal logo with a bow, made and sewn from.. A DRUM ROLL.. from GLISTEN! Oh, he's such a good guy! It's only recently that we got the Mirror, even ㅤthough I've been inviting it to our club all the time.. I'm talking too much. IN SHORT! By joining the circle, you can approach this boy and officially order our beautiful logo. ㅤㅤHowever, keep in mind that the ribbon will always be GREEN, so choose the colors and the thing that will be on the emblem more carefully. For example, I have a Feather ㅤㅤㅤㅤ sewn here! — Yeah, it's very beautiful.

Summary results for the lazy (Although, ㅤㅤwhat's the point of joining a LITERARY circle if you're ㅤㅤㅤㅤ even too lazy to read a short text??):

(By joining the club, you will receive..)

A reading experience and a good atmosphere!!!

Unlimited access to the Library (and yes, I forgot to tell you. It's on the ground floor of the third elevator!)

Meeting with the star of the quiz program — Vee

Masterclasses and contests

Excellent tea and coffee from Teagan (who will always be sitting in the library for you.. She really liked it there)

Special official logos to order from Glisten

And I'd like to add on my own: A handsome, muscularly attractive detective who comes to our club once every few weeks. Although, no. I'm not letting you look at sexy guys instead of reading 😤—

Well, that's it, guys! I hope you are at least interested in ㅤㅤsomething and you have a desire to join the club.. Although, this is more specific to toons, which makes me extremely upset. But don't worry, if I ever have my own ㅤㅤㅤblog, we can set up an online literary club, but in the meantime, you can get some information from Rodger about books! He's certainly not me, but the detective's ㅤㅤㅤ reading experience is more than good^^

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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Members: (This section was created to show my favorites and their wishes for you! And maybe your personal opinion about ㅤㅤㅤㅤ the club.. For this reason, read to the end)

Razzle and Dazzle, comedy and drama specials at the same time! Deputy head of the club, keeps order in the ㅤㅤㅤㅤ library (puts books in their place, etc)🌙☀️

— Yes, that's us!!! Hello country, hello world, we are ready to work for the benefit of the club and you wonderful persons!!

— (Oh, you're at it again.. Be more calm, brother, you can't make noise in the library.. Don't set a bad example for them. Be quiet and calm, literary works require diligent thoughtfulness and understanding to understand the deep essence of it to the end.. This does not apply to comedi—)

— Hey! You're belittling me in public again!

Astro, the second headman, runs the library exclusively at night (if you take a late meal or have a nightmare, then go to him for sure!). He is also an expert in everything, but his ㅤㅤ favorite genre is science fiction about space ✉️

( I'm sorry, I didn't have time to interview him because he... he.. Um, too busy! Yes! This one's definitely not because he's missing or something.. )

Our beautiful Teagan! She has recently joined our team, but she is always ready to offer you interesting fashion ㅤㅤㅤㅤ magazines, as well as sad romantic novels 🍃

— Oh, my dear little darlings, I must confess that I have yet to fully immerse myself in the enchanting realm of literature, much like the illustrious Brigtney. However, I would be absolutely delighted to share a delightful cup of spiced tea with you, accompanied by a captivating book. Please, do not hesitate to approach me; I have a splendid tea set that is perfect for such serene and cozy moments. One can only hope that the mischievous dog-girl refrains from nibbling on it once more... Wouldn’t you agree, Mr. Rodger?

This is my favorite duo! Rodger and Toodles (who also ㅤ ㅤㅤjoined here not long ago) are ardent fans of ㅤㅤDetective Stories, especially if they contain a bit of psychological horror.. Are you sure children can read this?.. Although, I know for sure that when this little girl learns to analyze the text under my guidance, she will not ㅤㅤㅤㅤ only read such works, heh^^⭐️💫

— Wait a minute, when did Toodles manage to devour the tea set.. ahem. Yes, when I have a little free time, I spend most of my time reading a book. However, at this point in time, I'm not only reading a detective story, so it would be extremely helpful if you would recommend some work. Only normal.. I've had enough of Brigtney as it is (I'll read romance with Glisten, he just seems to like this genre.. Although, after the death of Romeo and Juliet, he has not yet recovered..)

— VEEE! VEE iS comINg! SHE's cOMing, SHESs COOMing! I reALLy waNT to see hEr, I'm heR faN. I hOPe she liKESs dETECctive boOKks toO.

ps: I did not choose the logo for the bow, but this star on the bow is extremely good.. I think Mirror did a good job. My daughter liked it too, that's the most important thing.

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Glisten stars (???):

Yeah, I made a separate paragraph for Glisten because ㅤㅤhe... he.. The coolest, most beautiful, awesome and attractive toon in the whole center! It's impossible not to ㅤㅤgive Mirror a special place of honor when he not only visited me, but also bothered to help me upgrade the ㅤㅤㅤㅤ club.. God, do I have to write all this? 🎀

— Oh, yes, it's me! Come on, stop applauding! I know that you all love me, but there should be silence on the stage. That's it, thanks. Your wonderful Glisten has finally decided to join the club, after several pleading requests from Brightney. However, I'm not going to go to the library often beca— WAIT A MINUTE! Will Teagan be there? Wait, where is she from.. together with Rodg? In the same room? She's a two-faced fuc—... Mmm, anyway, this Lamp inspired me to improve and I will gladly go to the literary club every day. So wait for me there, my beloved fans😘

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Phew, it was hard, but we got through it.. More precisely, I ㅤdid it! Thank you for reading, and I hope you didn't get bored my presentation. Maybe we'll see each other on the blog someday, if I need anything else from Mr. Rodger, but ㅤㅤㅤㅤ for now, see you again^^ ”

[rodger-eyeballis]

How about you take a bisexual test? I think that would be a great idea

- 🌈🌸 anon

” ... You're lucky that right now I can't publish my posts properly because of one person.. So, to break the silence on the blog, I'm going to try to reach out to you by saying that I'm more than attracted to women and not guys— Wait a minute, bisexual? I didn't even think about it, I'll say more, I didn't know about this term until today. Love both sexes at the same time? I don't know.. I'm not sure about anything anymore.. However, I have found a clearer test to prove the impropriety and infidelity of your judgments. However, to tell the truth, the result was a little different than I imagined..

I mean, this can't be happening, right? Even without using the strange tests that you persistently force me to take, I can easily draw more than a logical chain in my head from my memories to understand that even your ‘bisexuality’ does not suit me in any way. However, emotional bisexual? This is even more difficult for me to understand. Anyway, I'm going to have to have a serious conversation with Glisten.. it can't last that long. ”