As it is pride month, I want you guys to know about Shirley Souagnon, she is a gay French woman and an amazing comedian :) In my opinion, she is the best woman on the French stand-up scene at the moment
If you speak French, here are some videos of her stand-up shows, please check them out cause she’s awesome :)
My boyfriend talks in his sleep and because he’s bilingual, he says some hilarious/weird/sometimes creepy shit. I ask him every morning if he remembers saying this stuff and he has no idea about any of it.
Here are some of my favorites:
-”Babe, can you please turn down the brightness of your skin”
-After stealing all of the blankets: “This is my right as a human”
-After I take the blankets back: “I don’t want your freedom, America. Just blanket”
-Sometimes he just says “Hello?” as if he’s answering a phone call
-One night he just said “Cabbage” which is weird because he doesn’t know the english word for that when he’s awake.
-After spooning me: “You have a nice butt”
-”Who is that in the corner?” (terrifying)
-”Watch out for the red lady” (even more terrifying)
-Sometimes he will say things in German and it sounds like he’s speaking Parseltongue
-One time I actually think he said something in Parseltongue
-One time he talked about buying a ticket to “everywhere” and then just said “hello?” after two minutes of silence
-And my all time favorite: ”This is MY yogurt, Satan”
Contrary to Popular Belief Africa is Not a Monolith
“You don’t look African”
Considering Africa is a continent with 54 different countries and over 3000 different ethnic groups, it really shouldn’t surprise people that there is no one set look for an African.
Afar people:
San people:
Amazigh people:
Oromo people:
Hausa people:
Masai people:
Edo people:
Wodaabe people:
These are just 8 of the over 3000 ethnic groups in Africa, and you can already see how beautiful and varied the people of Africa are.
Inspired by @dialect-warrior ’s post in German, I decided to make one in Dutch. Since I’m learning, I probably made a couple mistakes so if you have any corrections, please tell me. I knew most of this, but some I had to google translate.
[image transcription: Norwegian phrases say “the boy has been given the mission of killing the professor” and “many have tasted my food but few have survived”]
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