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this really was a twewy

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YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

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nimble, a border collie-papillon mix, wins the 12” class in the 2024 masters agility championship. the first time a mixed breed has won at westminster ever.

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He’s canonically a slut

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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

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This is my first reaction to maybe 25% of all political posts online

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Humpback whales breaching: gorgeous, majestic, graceful, embodies all the strength and beauty of the ocean

Minke whales breaching: I will launch myself out of this ocean like a f***ing surface-to-air missile to seek and destroy my enemies

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nefarious anglerfish alternate angles

uni.unagi on instagram

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there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

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anon hate

Witty response

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The temptation, when adapting a really iconic detective, is to delve into his personal backstory. That's the devil talking.

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I feel I would be exceptional at all these average events 🥇

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i love poison omelette

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