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[crystaliaxiv]

A game of honest answers

“Did you know that mingling with ancient magic would have this counter effect?” Hero asked, sitting on the floor of what seemed to be a giant library as they were going through the pages of one rather old book “No. And that’s a boring question. Why don’t you ask something exciting? Like… Have you ever thought about sleeping with me?” Villain said, rolling their eyes at first “Sleeping, no. Fucking, yes” Hero said with no control over their mouth whatsoever “Shit” they then added with a pained expression “I have thought about you naked ten times since you walked in here” Villain murmured, looking to the side “Stop” the other said as their cheeks started to become rather pink, but “Actually, eleven now… Twelve” it didn’t prevent Villain from continuing. Hero became completely red by now “This isn’t… uh, going how I planned. You… you’ve always been rather fascinating like that” they said through all their blush “Come on, I’m difficult, I’m driven and impatient. I think I’m smarter than everyone else, which clearly isn’t the case since I’m in here, probably about to spill my life secrets to you” Villain said, not understanding how could Hero use fascinating when there was a handful of other words that describe them much better. “All I can think about is how I shouldn’t tell you that I’m really afraid you might actually be pure fucking evil” Hero muttered, blankly looking at the pages of the book they were holding “Evil?” Villain looked straight into their eyes “Yeah” Hero murmured “You mean selfish and dangerous?” the other asked “Yes” the confirmation was really quiet. You know, when I was younger, and I first had money and power, I did use people and betray a handful of friends” Villain admitted “You don’t do it anymore?” Hero asked rather hopefully “No” the other almost whispered “What’s changed?” Hero questioned curiously “I fell in love” murmured Villain.

 “And they changed you?” Hero asked, their eyes finally meeting Villain’s “More of like I changed because of them. Thus, why I’m against politicians and not civilians” Villain sighed. Hero looked at them for a few long moments. They wanted to know who Villain was in love with so badly. They knew it would probably break their heart, they knew that Villain probably doesn’t want to tell them, but they needed to know. They needed to know is it really time for them to give up. Yet, Hero couldn’t bring themselves to ask. Not right now, at least “What about you? Is there anyone special?” Villain spoke, stopping Hero’s train of thoughts “There is someone, yes” they answered “Who?” Villain asked almost immediately before “Wait, don’t!” they shouted, putting their hand on Hero’s mouth “I don’t want to know” Villain explained “You’d probably be mad if I were to get rid of them” they added, giving one light chuckle “And I don’t want you to be mad, no matter how cute you may look” Villain smirked. They got terribly close to Hero’s completely red and flustered face, their hand still covering Hero’s mouth. “But you do look very cute whenever your face gets red… just like right now” they added, grinning. Hero’s heart started beating frantically as Villain finally removed their hand from Hero’s mouth and placed it on their chin, lifting their head up so they are face to face with Villain. “W-who are you in love with?” Hero suddenly blurted out, catching Villain by surprise “You. I’m in love with you, Hero” they answered instantly “But don’t worry, I know you would never be with me. I’m there just for a good fight, am I not?” Villain added, letting go of Hero’s chin and moving further away “Tell me if you need any help searching the library, I’ll go and make us something to eat” they then said to Hero and got up, walking towards the door. “But I would want to be with you. I love you, Villain” Hero suddenly said, getting up rushing towards Villain and giving them a hug. “I really like you and I want to cuddle with you” they added “I’ll get us some food, a blanket, a pillow or two and then we can continue searching through the books while cuddling. Does that sound good enough to you?” Villain smiled “Mhm” Hero murmured as they snuggled closer into Villain’s shirt.

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Wings that look like hers / part 2

"Alright, here it is! Quite grandiose, isn't it?" Lucifer said, with his hands in the air as he exited the elevator. Right behind him was Chloe and next to her was standing Spinel. "Come on now then, I'll show you around" the man turned to the two, extending his hand for the child to take which she did, rather hesitantly though, and in that moment he pulled her closer and picked her up. "You must be tired from all the running you did before detective has caught you " he reasoned on which Chloe looked at him with a warm smile "See that? That's where I hold my alchohol, but you won't be touching it, you're still too young for it. When you grow older though, I will teach you what are the best drinks out there" he pointed towards a bar "This here is my room. Need anything, just barge in" he explained as he passed through one of the doors. "This one here, will be where you'll sleep. There's also a bathroom connected to it, see?" Lucifer continued "Here's your wardrobe and your goal is to fill it up by the end of the week" said he on which Chloe giggled, but the little girl just gave him one confused look. He showed her a few more things before he finally sat her down on the couch, he and the detective sitting in front of her.

"Are you hungry?" Chloe asked the little girl. "I'm fine, thank you" she murmured quietly "But you are hungry, aren't you? Don't try to avoid the question again" Lucifer smiled at the child "A bit" she admitted shyly and at that moment detective Decker's phone rang. It was her daughter, Trixie, who was calling. She has told her mother how her classes have finished earlier and how she needed someone to pick her up as her father was currently unavailable. Just like that Chloe has had to leave before having a meal with Spinel and Lucifer.

"Do you like it?" the devil asked as he watched the little girl eat "Mhm" she nodded "I'm hapoy to hear that as I have ordered some deserts as well. They should be here in a minute" Lucifer said "I don't think I can eat any more than this" the child mumbled "Nonsense, once you see how sweet they are you won't be able to stop yourself" he explained smiling. "Is it okay if I don't eat all of this?" Spinel asked "Of course, eat as much as you can, dear" the man said warmly. After a while, the little girl was finally done eating. "Thank you so much for the meal" she said, smiling. "It's not necessary for you to thank me" he murmured.

"Well, since detective needs to stay with the little urchin for a while, I thought about bringing you to go shopping with me. Perhaps we could get you some nice things?" Lucifer proposed the idea "What does it mean to go shopping?" the child asked, clearly embarrassed "Oh, it's when you go to places where they have clothes, food or other stuff and simply take them, giving money in exchange" the devil explained "Money?" Spinel frowned "This" he said, pulling out some cash out of his suit pocket "Aha, I see. Thank you" the little girl said. "So, wanna go shopping with me?" he asked once again on which the child nodded.

"Why don't we get you some nice dresses first?" Lucifer asked as he and Spinel entered a giant shopping mall. "But my dress is just fine" the little girl said looking at her plain white dress that went just underneath her knees. "Nonsense, come on. There's plenty of pretty stuff here we can get you" he argued, extending his hand out for her to take. "Good day, I would like something very pretty and fashionable for my offspring. All the best stuff you have" Lucifer said as they entered one of the many stores around the place "Of course, mr. Morningstar" a woman that seemed to work there answered, leaving to do as she was told. Not a minute has passed when the woman was back with two other ladies, all three of them holding at least four dresses. "Let's try these out, sweetheart" one of them said, taking the child by her hand, but Spinel violently shook the woman's hand off. "Please don't touch me" the little girl asked on which the three women looked at her confusedly. "Do you not wish to go with them and try some dresses?" Lucifer asked the child "I'm sorry" was all she muttered "It's quite alright, let's go home. We can do this another time if you want" he said. "Thank you" she murmured, hugging his legs. "Come, let's go home, shall we? I'll ask Maze to get you some necessities if that's alright?" the devil spoke as he lifted the child up into his arms. "Mhm" the little girl agreed.

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Idk if this is what you had in mind, but I tried my best to start something? I hope you like it though.

warnings: mentioned kidnapping

Wings that look like hers / part 1

"Please just get away from me!" a child, that looked around five or six shouted. Her dark brown hair going all around the place, her eyes gleaming with fear as she was shaking her head. "It's alright, I just want to help you" a blonde woman spoke, her eyes coloured in the warmest possible shade of blue. She was wearing a police uniform with a badge so she must've been working for LAPD, counting the fact that this was all happening in L.A. "Can you please not?" the child cried, her white angel wings backing up against a wall of an alley she was chased into.

Suddenly a new face appeared, a man with black hair, wearing a tuxedo. He came running towards the child and the woman. He then stopped in his tracks, shocked. "Detective, that girl's an angel" he muttered as he inspected the shaking child. "I know that Lucifer, but I don't know what's going on with her" the woman said worriedly. Then, the man called Lucifer tried to approach the child carefully. "NO! GET AWAY FROM ME, MICHAEL!" the girl screamed as loud as she could. "I think you are mistaken. Though we look quite alike I'm sure that I am much more handsome than my brother. My name is Lucifer Morningstar, dear child" the man said to the little girl. Then, a pair of wings appeared behind him. They were as white as the little girl's wings. Michael's wings were black, black and deadly, black and harmful, black and scary... but these were like hers.

"He's wings are like mine..." the child stated to herself "You won't hurt me?" she then asked "Of course I'm not going to hurt you. I only punish those who deserved it, silly little creation" Lucifer spoke. "What's your name, sweetie?" the detective asked as she noticed that the girl has calmed down a bit. "Spinel. At least that's what Michael called me. Are you really not going to hurt me?" she said, still shaking a little bit "No, you are safe with us. You don't need to worry" the woman spoke, her voice filled with sweetness. "You won't bring me back to Michael?" she then looked at the devil expectantly. "I don't like Michael any more than you seem to" he answered, crouching down, pulling out his hand to the girl. She hesitantly took it. "Do you know how to retract your wings?" he then asked on which the girl just shook her head. "Just think about them going into some hidden pocket in your back. Like this" Lucifer explained, retracting his own wings. Spinel tried to do it too and after her third try, she managed to hide her wings from the world.

Soon enough the three found themselves inside of an LAPD vehicle, a car to be exact. "How old are you?" the detective asked "I'm not really sure" the child murmured. "How do you know Michael?" it was Lucifer's time to ask "He took me away from my timeline" Spinel answered "And by that you mean?" Lucifer asked. It took a while, but finally "I wasn't born in this time. I was born in the future. He took me from my mother and father when I was a baby so that he could use me in this timeline to harm them. At least that's what he told me" the little girl explained "You are quite smart for such a small child" detective complimented "She's an angel. She's probably much older than she looks, Chloe" Lucifer chuckled "Half angel" the child corrected, looking at her lap. The two adults gave her puzzled looks. "Do you know who are your parents in the future?" the detective asked on which the child nodded. "Can you tell us their names?" she then asked. The girl stopped for a minute or two, thinking. "Detective Chloe Decker and the devil, Lucifer Morningstar" she muttered at last, looking as if she was about to cry while the two adults were too shocked to speak.

It was quite a few seconds before "No wonder you have such stunning wings and hair if you are my child" Lucifer spoke smiling. It took a few more moments, but then "If it's so, the matureness must be coming from me" Chloe joined in. "Huh?" Spinel looked confused at the pair that was sitting in the front seats of the car. She thought that they would just throw her away as she wasn't exactly their child, at least not in this time, but instead they started joking? "Don't be so harsh. I'm also quite mature, after all I'm the one who's thousands upon thousands years old" Lucifer boasted "I'm not being harsh and you know it" she giggled. "Now then, should we bring our offspring to my penthouse or you want to take her for yourself?" Lucifer asked "Considering that she's half angel, I think that it's best if she spent some time living with you for a while. What do you think sweetheart, are you alright with that?" Chloe asked the child in the back seat "Thank you" on which she started crying happy tears.

Any long fanfics where Lucifer has a daughter? If not what do you think about him having one and she is shy, quiet, and attached to him? Around five or six years of age and he has to go on this journey of how to be a father and how she came to be.

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[crystaliaxiv]

Yeah… it’s me

Why did I even hope? Marinette asked herself as she was standing on her balcony, her head in her hands. The Moon was shining bright and was surrounded by many stars, but instead of admiring the beauty this night brought, the girl with pigtails was still crying because of what has happened earlier that day. “What’s wrong, princess?” suddenly a voice spoke from her left “Uh, Chat Noir. Uhm, what are you doing here?” Marinette quickly wiped off her tears, sniffing “I thought I might pay you a visit, I’m sorry if I disturbed you” he explained “Not at all. You know you are always welcome here” Marinette tried to smile “And I’ll always be grateful for it” he bowed down to her causing her to chuckle slightly. Then silence occurred. It lasted for merely a few seconds when “I always tell you when something is bothering me, don’t you feel like you can do the same?” Chat Noir asked “I just got a little bit heartbroken, it’s nothing really” Marinette brushed it off “Did he not return your feelings? Is he that dumb?” the hero in black asked “No. I-I didn’t confess. It’s just that I saw him hold hands with this other girl a-and she’s… she’s gorgeous, kitty. I cannot go against that” Marinette explained, tears rolling down her cheeks as she was unable to stop them “Princess, whoever that guy may be, I’m going to fight them for breaking your heart” Chat Noir exclaimed “No kitty, that’s not a reaso-” Marinette started, but “Nuh-huh-huh” Chat Noir cut her off, waving his index finger in front of her tear stained face “Do tell princess, who is so blind that they don’t realise that the amazing Marinette Dupain-Cheng is in love with them?” he afterwards questioned “…Adrien Agreste” she sighed, shaking her head in disbelief “But you are not allowed to fight him” she then swiftly added. Chat Noir was expecting any answer, any name… any but this one and it could’ve been seen on his face. “I know, he’s a model and he probably knows a whole bunch of other girls that are much better than me” Marinette said, her gaze low “I… I think I’ll go to bed now, I’m sorry for bragging to you” she then added, looking towards the floor and rushing back to her room. “Princess…” Chat Noir only managed to murmur.

Instead of going home, Chat Noir decided to take one late night walk as a civilian. His father was currently overseas and therefore he couldn’t know about it so there was not much harm to it and he did need to clear his thoughts. He was still rather shocked by what he has heard that night. So shocked in fact that he didn’t notice when he walked straight into a wall of one of the many buildings in Paris. “Ouch” he said as he rubbed his face “This is definitely going to leave a mark…” he sighed “…or three” then added as he felt some more pain upon touching his left cheek and forehead.

The next morning Adrien was late for school because he overslept. That wasn’t surprising considering the fact that he stayed up until earliest hours of the morning thinking about how he really did deserve a good punch or two, but then again, he didn’t know that Marinette was there and it was just a modelling session… he wondered whether he should tell her that. “Hey bro, what’s up?” he suddenly heard the voice of his best friend, coming in a form of whisper as the class has long ago started “What do you mean?” Adrien asked “For one you look as if you got into a fight and for the other you were so lost in your thoughts I might start thinking there’s a special lady” Nino commented, slightly punching Adrien’s ribs with his elbow “I accidentally stumbled into a wall last night that’s why I look like I fought someone” Adrien explained “You were thinking too hard then as well?” Nino laughed lightly.

I don’t believe this. He actually went and fought him. Marinette thought as she saw Adrien’s face that looked rather beaten. She didn’t know whether she should be mad or flattered at what Chat Noir has done. Most of her time in class she has spent thinking about that before finally, the school bell decided to ring and announce that it’s time for all the students to go back to their homes.

“Hey, Marinette!” the girl with pigtails heard a familiar voice while she was talking to her best friend, Alya “H-hello, Adrien” she waved her hand at the owner of the voice “I wanted to ask you something” he got straight to the point “Yes?” Marinette said “These past few days I’ve been doing this modelling session for couple clothing and usually Nathalie choses the girl I model with, but I wanted to know whether you’d like to help me out for today?” he asked, rubbing the back of his head. Marinetted was silent, but then “Of course, she’d love to. Right, Marinette?” Alya said, pushing her friend who was now nodding and smiling towards Adrien. “Come on Mari, let’s go” he said, taking her hand and running off towards the park.

“Who’s that?” Nathalie asked as Adrien and Marinette approached her “She’s my friend, Marinette, I thought she could do the session with me instead of Miss Toussaint… please?” Adrien said when Marinette noticed the girl that was standing next to Nathalie. It was the same one she saw yesterday, holding hands with Adrien. So it was just a modelling session. “I guess she can, I’ll have someone from the crew give her the clothes” Nathalie sighed and then “Miss Toussaint, you are dismissed. Thank you for your help” she turned to the brunette girl next to her “It was my pleasure” she rolled her eyes, crossed her arms and left.

“That was fun” Marinette said after the session, still flustered because of all the hand holding they had done “Yeah, it really was. It’s rather nice spending time with you” Adrien murmured, his cheeks reddish as well “Um, I wanted to ask you something” she muttered “Yeah?” he turned towards her “Did you get into a fight or something becau-” she started, but “No, no fights here. I just ran into a wall on my way home last night” the blond boy cut her off “I see. Well, um, thank you for today. I really enjoyed it” she smiled at him, her cheeks pink “Me too. See you tomorrow I guess” he said “See you tomorrow” Marinette waved at him as she headed home.

The Sun has fallen once again and Marinette was standing on her balcony, tonight rather content. She had a long talk with Alya about the modelling session she had done with Adrien and it still put a smile on her face. “You are so much prettier when you are smiling, purrrincess” Chat Noir said as he arrived “I cannot believe you actually fought him” she said seriously “I swear I didn’t. Honest word of a cat” he put his hands up in the air “He looks beaten up and when I asked him about it he said he walked into a wall. That’s all a bit too shady for me, kitty” Marinette explained angrily “Princess, please believe me. If I really got into a fight with anyone they would be hospitalised by now. I mean, have you seen these?” he asked showing off his muscles. This got a slight chuckle from Marinette “Alright, I believe you” she sighed “I’ve never known you to lie, kitty and anyways I had a too good of a day to be mad now” she then added, smiling “I’m glad to hear that, I had an excellent day as well” he returned the smile “Oh, really? And why is that?” she questioned “First of all, there was no akuma attacks… yet. And second, I got to meet up with you, my best friend the amazing Marinette” he said, making himself comfortable on the balcony railing “I’m flattered by you-” she rolled her eyes and began before “Marinette!” one girly voice suddenly erupted from her room “Tikki, don’t!” Marinette shouted, but it was too late. In front of the two was now flying a kwami, holding her owner’s phone that seemed to have just stopped ringing. “The ladybug kwami…” Chat Noir murmured in shock, turning to look at Marinette, the kwami rushing back inside, hoping he hadn’t seen her. “I-I can explain!” she said putting her hands in front of her “I am just er… safe-keeping her, yeah, safe-keeping her for Ladybug” she added, but Chat Noir seemed to ignore it as “My lady?” he came forwards and took her hands in his, looking straight into her eyes “Yes, Chaton?” she sighed, looking downwards “I’m happy it’s you of all people” he smiled “Y-you are?” Marinette asked, lifting her head up slightly “It’s quite rare for anyone to find a best friend and a love of their life in one person. I guess I’m one lucky black cat” he said, looking contently at her “Kitty, I already told you I-” she started, removing her hands from his hold and looking at the ground, but “Shush” Chat Noir said, placing his index finger on her lips causing her to completely look up at him “Plagg, claws in” he whispered and detransformed. Marinette looked at him, not as shocked as she would’ve expected herself to be “It’s you” she gasped. She was half-smiling, half-crying from relief. It became so hard to keep their identities a secret from one another and it just felt so much easier now. He cupped her face with his hands, his thumbs wiping away her tears as “Yeah… it’s me” he said gently, leaning in to kiss her on her pink lips when “Where’s my camembert?” a voice that belonged to Adrien’s kwami sang rather melodically “Plagg!” his owner immediately scolded him for ruining the moment as Marinette just laughed at the scene.

Fanfiction Prompt

Chat Noir: Princess, whoever broke your heart, I'm going to fight them. Marinette: Kitty, no. Chat Noir: Kitty yes. Now tell me, who's so blind that they don't realize that the amazing Marinette Dupain-Cheng is in love with them? Marinette: ...Adrien Agreste. And no, Chat Noir, you're not allowed to fight him. Chat Noir wasn't expecting this answer, of course. It surprised him so much, in fact, that on his way home he crashed into a building, and ended up with a few bruises. So Adrien shows up to school the next day looking beaten up, and now Marinette is convinced that Chat Noir really did go and fight Adrien Agreste.

via @graaythekwami

[crystaliaxiv]

The sleeping figure

It was very early in the morning, around 5a.m. when Marinette woke up. Last night she went to bed early hoping that she would get some much deserved sleep which she did, but she still didn’t expect herself to wake up at this hour. Nevertheless, she decided that it would be a good idea to enjoy some morning freshness. Marinette quickly changed from her pyjamas, leaving her room and going to the balcony. As she stepped outside, she breathed in the cold morning air and smiled at the rising Sun when in the corner of her eye she noticed something. There, at the edge of the balcony, someone was laying, completely curled up so that only their blond hair could be seen while the rest of their face remained hidden If she didn’t know that Chat Noir wore black leather, she would’ve probably thought that this was him as, let’s face it, he’s the only guy who could so shamelessly climb to her balcony and still be welcomed. Marinette, looking closer, assumed the person was asleep. Curiously she came towards the sleeping figure and gently poked them on their shoulder as she highly doubted that they would want to cause her any harm. “Mhm… Oh, princess, I’m so sorry, I didn’t mean to-” the sleeping figure was now awake, looking up at her with their still sleepy eyes, but “A-Adrien?” he was cut off by Marinette’s confused voice “W-what did you call me just now and how did you get here?” she then asked, helping him get up from the floor “Princess…” he murmured barely audibly, looking at his clothes confusedly on which “Chat” Marinette more said than asked. On this Adrien just lowered his head. “Come on, let’s get you inside. You must be freezing” Marinette smiled awkwardly “Are you sure it’s-” he started before “Yeah, I’m sure” she stopped him.

The two entered Marinette’s room after which she seated Adrien on her chair “I’ll get us both some tea and something to eat. Do you have any special wishes?” she asked kindly “Do you have camembert or any kind of cheese perhaps?” Adrien questioned nervously “I’ll see what we have” Marinette smiled and left to get the food. Merely few minutes have passed when she was back inside her room carrying bunch of croissants, tea and what appeared to be cheese. She walked towards the table when she suddenly tripped on her own foot and almost fell. The only reason why she didn’t fall and why the food and the tea were now safely placed on her table was the fact that as soon as she started to lose balance Adrien was there to catch her, both of them getting slightly red in their faces as he held her by her hand, careful not to let her or any item she was holding touch the ground.

Quite a bit of time has passed in silence as they both ate some croissants and then advanced to the tea. “Do you want to talk about it?” Marinette asked out of the blue, putting her cup down. “What do you mean?” he questioned, his eyes looking at the floor to his left “How did you end up at my balcony, of course?” she explained “I, uh, couldn’t sleep so I snuck out and came here as Chat Noir, but you were already fast asleep so I decided to just sit there for a bit and go, but then I guess I have fallen asleep and de-transformed by accident” he said “Ugh, Ladybug’s going to be so mad. You are not supposed to know my identity. I’m so sorry for getting you into this mess, princess” he then added, putting his head into his hands “I don’t think she’s going to be mad. You didn’t do it on purpose, it was an accident and there is nothing you need to apologise for” Marinette smiled at him “Thank you, Mari, for all of this” Adrien chuckled “You’re welcome” she giggled a bit as well “Is there any particular reason why you snuck out and why you couldn’t sleep?” she questioned afterwards “I just- I just needed to clear my mind I guess” he answered “Well, you are always welcome here so next time you decide to visit please wake me up before you freeze outside, Chaton” she said and his eyes widened slightly, but then he just smiled knowingly “Thank you, Marinette. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to repay you for any of this” he got up from his chair and hugged her, then suddenly moved away as both of their faces got redder “You are technically saving Paris every day so call it even, kitty” Marinette grinned, her cheeks still showing some traces of pink. “But you are doing it too, my lady. Much better than me” he sighed as he leaned closer, his eyes glimmering “Don’t say that, silly kitty” she murmured, barely ten centimetres apart from him, still leaning in while her eyes were slowly closing. They could almost feel one another’s lips when “Where is my camembert?!” a voice suddenly said, coming from the pocket on Adrien’s shirt. The two immediately parted.

“Plagg? You are awake?” Adrien said, taking his kwami into his hand “Awake and hungryyyyyy” the kwami boasted “Ah, yeah, sorry” Adrien rubbed the back of his head, his cheeks pinkish while Marinette just turned her head to the side, her ears completely red. “Here” Adrien said, taking some cheese from the plate on the table and giving it to Plagg who sniffed it and “This is not camembert” said he, humping “I’m sorry, but we don’t have any right now so you’ll need to make yourself comfortable with this” Adrien stated causing Plagg to just turn his head to the side and cross his arms. “Come on, Plagg” Adrien begged, but the kwami didn’t react “I need to sneak back home somehow” he added pleadingly. “Plagg” suddenly a quite high, scolding, girly voice was heard on which “Tikki! How long have you been awake?” Marinette exclaimed “Around ten minutes, I thought I better not disturb you” the kwami said, giving a light smile to her owner “You are never disturbing” Marinette hugged her kwami and then “Sugarcube, how have you been?” Plagg flew to them, but instead of an answer all he got was a glare from Tikki “Alright, I’ll eat the cheese” he grumbled, turning around and taking the cheese from his owner “Thank you” ladybug’s kwami muttered.

Very soon after, came the time for Adrien to go. He waited for Plagg to finish with his cheese and then transformed “Thank you for your hospitality, bugaboo” he bowed down to her, smirking “Always, Chaton. Next time you decide to fall asleep on my balcony I’ll make sure to have some camembert for Plagg” she joked, bumping the tip of his nose with her index finger “I’ll see you at school then, princess” Chat Noir said “Yeah… see you there” Marinette murmured and kissed his cheek, causing both of them to turn bright red, before he left.

Fanfiction Prompt

Marinette wakes up to find Adrien sleeping on her balcony. ((He snuck out as Chat and detransformed in his sleep)) Marinette: what are you doing here?!? Adrien: I, ah, couldn't sleep? Marinette: And how, pray tell, did you get from insomnia to my balcony? Adrien: Well, I snuck out. Marinette: uh-huh. Adrien: I- I feel safe here... *Blush* Marinette: *more blush*

via Sage ⚨ they/them

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I actually love your puns

Inside one of many TV broadcast studios in Paris “The audience doesn’t want puns, you silly girl! They want real comedy!” a man dressed in a suit that looked as if it belonged to a proper clown said to a teenage girl “But sir, I worked really hard and I-” purple haired girl, dressed in completely unmatched clothes tried to boast “Not another word, Toka. You can take your puns and go home. Try thinking of another career, I don’t have time for this!” the man said harshly, turning around and leaving, acting as if he wasn’t wearing what he was wearing. The girl stood there for a second, just looking at his back as he was leaving and then she ran outside of the studio crying. 

Finally, after a while, she found herself seated on a bench in the park, holding her notebook filled with puns and her pen, the one she used to write them, close to her chest, weeping when a black butterfly, an akuma flew to her and disappeared as it touched the girl’s pen. “No one appreciates your work, do they?” Hawkmoth’s voice then asked, faking sympathy. Toka suddenly stopped crying. “Who are you?” she asked, her face getting red “I am Hawkmoth and I give you a chance to change everyone’s opinion of puns and in exchange all I ask for is Ladybug’s and Chat Noir’s miraculous. Are you up to the task?” he questioned the girl “Yes, Hawkmoth” Toka said and there, where she was standing once, stood a figure dressed in black pants and heels with a purple shirt and black hold up suspenders that went over it. Her hair was made in a bun inside of which her pen rested. Over her face was a purple mask shaped like a laughing female face. In Toka’s place now stood the Punmaker.

Marinette came back home after an exhausting school day to find her parents seated on the couch in the living room, watching TV. “We are waiting for Ladybug and Chat Noir as…” the woman on the news spoke when, out of nowhere, she was hit with a ray of purple light. It took her a bit to recover, but then “As only those toucan safe us from puns right meow” she continued speaking, still looking into the camera as if nothing happened. “Hello dear. How wa-” Mrs. Dupain-Cheng started as she saw her daughter enter the house, but “I forgot my notebook at school, see you in a minute!” all of a sudden Marinette remembered and rushed off “Be careful!” her father shouted after her while “Teenagers” her mother just sighed and shook her head.

As soon as Marinette transformed she found her partner Chat Noir and now the two were standing on top of a building, the Punmaker right in front of them. „No comedian ever enjoyed my puns, but now I have the power to force them upon everyone and everyone will like them!“ the villain shouted, pointing her pen that instantly emitted purple light towards Ladybug and Chat Noir. Both of them ducked down and moved aside trying to escape from it. „Is it just me or does this villain seem a little bit hiss-terical to you as well, m'lady?“ the blond hero asked “Chat Noir? Has the ray hit you?” Ladybug questioned, already up on her feet, swinging her yoyo, ready to fight “No, it’s just that I like cat puns, but you already knew that, bugaboo” he answered, pulling out his staff, getting in a fight stance as well “Don’t call me bugaboo and don’t use any puns until we defeat the Punmaker. I cannot know whether you’ve been shot” Ladybug sighed irritably “But I know you think they are paw-some, bugaboo” Chat Noir teased, smiling. “No, they are not! Just concentrate Chaton!” Ladybug scolded and wiped the smile from Chat Noir’s face as another ray of light came their way, both heroes trying to dodge it, but one of them failing to do so. “Chat?!” Ladybug shouted as she noticed her partner laying on the floor “I’m purr-fectly fine! Were you worried about me for a second there, bugaboo?” he shouted back and winked “V don’t have a meow-ment to waste, stop flirting end fight!” she retorted rather seriously “My lady, have you just used puns?” Chat Noir asked in disbelief “What? I’m paw-sitive I have- oh no” she murmured “I was hit” she added worriedly, not paying attention to the villain anymore. “But you didn’t pun in that sentence…” he started “…unless it was a music hit” he muttered as he noticed the not so pleased expression on Ladybug’s face. She merely nodded at what he said. “Well, now you’re just like me, my lady! Totally pun-tastic!” Chat Noir exclaimed rather happily considering the situation. “Ugh, Chaton. Don’t U C that this is claw-ful? The Punmaker escaped while V were Chat-ing about puns!” Ladybug said, agitated. Chat Noir looked around him and really, the villain seemed to be long gone.

Luckily, or unluckily for them, sudden screams that came from a TV broadcasting studio soon gave up the location of the Punmaker, without leaving them much time to think of a plan. The heroes rushed there as fast as they could. “It’s Ladybug end chat Noir! They Will save us!” one of many cameramen exclaimed as Ladybug rushed towards the Punmaker, swinging her yoyo and getting ready to trap the villain with it. “Not two-day” the Punmaker said as she jumped up removing the pen from her hair once again and shooting at the hero. “Ladybug!” Chat Noir shouted as he found himself in the air, moving his partner out of the harm’s way “Careful. We don’t know what it does the second time” he said to her as she regained her balance. “I will. Thank you, Chaton” she smiled at him and then “It’s time two and this” she muttered.

Ladybug threw her yoyo into the air and tried to shout something, but no sound came out of her mouth. “Y isn’t it war-king?” she asked herself worriedly, looking at the Punmaker that was now shooting purple rays of light towards the rooftop “Try to think of the world charm as a pun, my lady. Change its meaning inside your head” Chat Noir, who clearly understood what she was trying to do, said as he used his stick to hold the rooftop that seemed like it would start to completely fall apart anytime soon “All-right… Lucky Charm!” she shouted and magic did happen. In her hands appeared “A rubber Turkey and a ping pong ball?” Ladybug said, completely confused “Watt M I supposed two do wit it?” she asked herself, looking around the studio and out of the blue, the idea was there. “Chat, hold on a lit-le bit more” she said to her struggling partner after which she rushed towards two camera stands and placed the rubber turkey so it made a slingshot. Then she placed the ball and pulled it together with the turkey. Steady. Aim. Ladybug shot the ball and it hit the Punmaker’s hand causing her to drop her pen. Ladybug quickly used her yoyo to catch it. “NO!” the Punmaker exclaimed when Ladybug broke her pen in half and the akuma flew out of it. “Time two de-evilize!” the hero caught it “Bye, bye, little butterfly” and what flew out of her yoyo was a white butterfly. Everything was soon back to normal.

“Phew, that was close” Chat Noir said, dropping to the ground, his stick falling beside him. “It sure was, but I knew that my paw-some partner can handle it” Ladybug said and smiled at the hero dressed in black leather when her earrings started beeping “I guess you need to go…” Chat Noir murmured “Pound it” they said in unison and Ladybug started running away before she suddenly stopped and turned towards him again. “I’m sorry about what I said today, Chaton…” she apologised sincerely “I actually love your puns” she said with a small smile and disappeared.

Fanfiction Prompt

Ladybug always was afraid to see that day coming. They battled with akuma whose powers were to make people talk only with puns.

via Riddler