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Confession:

I love watch blender viscosity test videos

Because I just think about thicker and thicker cum.

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Just waiting for the great pumpkin to arrive as some jackolantern plant monster girl with a massive fuckin belly and a hunger for candy and sweet confections.

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New story! "The Flood"

You heard right! New story out and ready to read - Absolutely free!!

Go read it now on DeviantArt. Or read it, without an account, on my cryptpad.

CW: NSFW, Penis, precum, extreme precum-flooding.

Just a short vignette about someone with a very leaky cock.

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NEW STORY

I wrote a new short vignette, "The Flood".

You can read it now if you head over to my BlueSky if you wanna read it, now!

Otherwise, it will be available, all over, on Wednesday.

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```I said to my wife the other day, "Y'know, I'd like a little pussy." And she said to me, "Me too! Mine's as big as a house."```

- Predator (1987)

House sized pussy... 🤤 🤤 🤤

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I cant stand listening to Coldplay

Yellow irks me, yeah,

But Clocks causes me actual actual pain. Paychic damage which manifests as perceivable physical pain.

To hear Coldplay is torturous to me.

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Percy Jackson and the Summer Olympic Games

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Not to spoil the specifics,

But Vriska Serket is an adult now.

God help us all.

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What's a relatively recent kink of yours? Something that you didn't realize you liked until later on.

Really late response to this ask, but here we go—

That's a really hard to answer question. Because, in my early twenties (and even some late teens) I had exposed myself to all sorts of kink content via /d/.

So for over a decade, now, I've not really been exposed to much in the way of content that is "new" to me.

Like I'm reaching, rn. Every time I think "what about 'that' kink?" I am reminded "no... No you've been into that for ages"

I guess the "newest" thing I could think of is an off shoot of twinning and selfcest mixed with breeding and hyper preg?

Monstrous beings who are so virile their spawn matures so rapidly that they are already to spawn a whole new generation of young minutes or even seconds after their own entry into existence. Usually with some overwhelming apocalyptic element to it such as possibly drowning the world, or even universe, in their impossibly expansive progeny.

Bonus points if, with each generation, they become MORE prolific. Maybe add in some hyper assets that also grow each generation.

While I was probably into it as early as 2011'ish with one of Snake Trap's old comics

It wasn't until a couple years ago that a story by Mink of the End fully awakened the kink in me.

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I've had COVID the past week

In other news, I sent my editor a draft. They sent it back with no notes. Said "I love it. Publish it"

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reblog this post to give the person you reblogged it from bigger breasts

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Havin' a stressful day. Moving cities. Argh.

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Oh, by the way.

The plan was for me to release a story either last week, or this.

However, work is having me transfer to a new location. And they are paying for me to move. So I've moreso been focusing on that rather than editing the draft I wrote. Worry not! The draft exists, and the story will come to you.

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What's a kinky fantasy that you frequently come back to when you want to get off?

It depends. Normally my wife and I are enjoying each other's company and such.

When it comes to a more solo act,

More often than not, cum flood of some sort - or maybe some form of extreme hyper breeding / pregnancy. Also twinning/cloning is hot, too.

But pretty much always, if I'm using some kind of aid, it has to be literature.

I like art, and I look at it a lot, sure. But I like it artistically. Images don't tend to get me going unless they are part of like an NSFW comic or something. The main exception being photos of my wife. Scrolling through my phone's photo album and seeing her fat tits, cute belly, or quaking ass gets my heart pounding, more than seeing anything else does.

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Which is hotter:

1. Someone gaining an obscene amount of weight, nearly to the point of immobility, ahead of their rut only for their body to turn all that fat into cops amounts of precum and cum;

Or

2. Someone cursed so that every time they cum, their pussy becomes larger and more sensitive until it can't be covered and they become trapped in a perpetual state of orgasm, growing constantly and endlessly bigger?

Both are pretty hot.

But the latter is far more appealing to me. Yeah, number two is suuuuuper hot.

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Kinda bored.

Shoot me some asks. Probe me for questions and what not.