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merry clitoris

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just got my ditch tattooed and now I’m thinking abt the people who got their ditch blacked out or blasted and how they survived. stuck it out like a champ tho 😔

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I 💗 the human experience. There is blood in my mouth !

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sorry for not answering messages for three thousand years i have. Stew. in place of a brain. you know how it is

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domsli22__

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Knoll

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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

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they removed icons???????????????????????

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you know it's a good thing we have the words "pierce" and "piercing" otherwise we'd have to say shit like i got more holes today

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we were talking about cats in the vc today

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we find our lovey dovey couple in the middle of a reconciliation 

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apple bottom jeans — this is a reference to the apple that was eaten from the forbidden tree of Eden

boots with the fur — this references the way Adam and Eve had to clothe their nakedness once they had eaten from the Tree

the whole club was lookin’ at her — traditionally it is Eve’s fault for succumbing to the temptation, and most scholars blame her and future women for original sin

she hit the floor — this is a reference to the snake, who was cursed to crawl in the dust

next thing you know — the Lord immediately responded to kick them out of the Garden of Eden

shawty got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low — this represents the way humanity fell from grace and gave in to temptation, and was repelled from the garden

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if anyone here has a kink for paying all my tattoos then hit me up

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yeah we might be brothers in christ but so were cain and abel so shut the fuck up before i decide to find a rock about it

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"I could fix her" well actually I like evil women and I'll let her commit crimes in the name of love

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okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.