cryptid-phoenix
cryptid-phoenix
Still alive out of spiteful neurodivergency
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cryptid-phoenix · 10 days ago
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The villains DEFINITELY call him French despite knowing he's Belgian bc it pisses him off so much.
Then Tintin beats the ever loving shit out of them
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When is Tintin french? HIS BELGIAN YOU BLISTERING BARNACLES!!!!!
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cryptid-phoenix · 17 days ago
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↑💖FEBRUARY 2025 IDOL CALENDAR💖↑
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↓❄️JANUARY 2025❄️↓
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cryptid-phoenix · 18 days ago
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HAPPY YEAR OF THE SNAKE!!!
新年快乐🐍🧧💕
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cryptid-phoenix · 22 days ago
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These are just my opinions and personal favorites btw
1. Soviet Union
Ofc its the book!!! The one that started it all but also he's so slay. Literally the best outfits
2. Prisoners of the Sun
Such a classic that it inspired Indiana Jones and made the best musical. Plus it has my son Zorrino
3. Tibet
Literally how could I not??? We all know its an emotional rollercoaster. I love seeing Tintin be actually pushed like this.
Question: what do you consider the most “important” Tintin albums?
And by “important” it’s just whatever you deem important, in terms of legacy, cultural importance, famous or just the one with the best story
There’s no wrong answers here I’m just curious
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cryptid-phoenix · 22 days ago
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Question: what do you consider the most “important” Tintin albums?
And by “important” it’s just whatever you deem important, in terms of legacy, cultural importance, famous or just the one with the best story
There’s no wrong answers here I’m just curious
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cryptid-phoenix · 24 days ago
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cryptid-phoenix · 25 days ago
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I got bored so this is all i could think about.
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cryptid-phoenix · 1 month ago
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It's his 95th birthday!!!!!!!
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10th January 1929 - ♾️
Life wouldn't have been the same without you, Tintin. You've taught me so much, no words can explain it!
95 years - what a milestone!! Hergé's legacy will stay alive for a million more years, inspiring many more generations to come.
You'll stay my hero forever, Tintin 🌟
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cryptid-phoenix · 1 month ago
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COMMISSION OPEN !! :) for real this time 😂
im offering two types right now:
monochrome: $15/half, $20/full
full-colored: $20/half, $25/full
the prices had been fixed to match my domestic prices. this is my first time opening (for real) internationally so please excuse any mistakes! thanks for your understanding and support ❤️❤️❤️
here are some of my examples − i mainly do mono-comms:
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more details and full t.os can be found here!
any interaction is appreciated :-) hoping to draw for everyone ^o^
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cryptid-phoenix · 1 month ago
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Oldelaf Haddotin
There is an Haddotin song and you should hear it !
It was for his St Valentin album 🥰
Here are the translation of the lyrics made by me while I was eating :
Tintin Tintin !
Captain of long course, I only kiss bottles
I've been around every seas
Yes, but alone, it's not the same.
And I drink until the end of the hold and I don't know where you come from. You shock me, you hurt me by changing everything I am.
You're not my style, I don't understand but inside my heart, I hear a voice :
Billions of blue blistering barnacles, it's you Tintin that I love so much.
Billions of blue blistering barnacles, I can't stand the Castafiore no more.
I've never known someone that fragile and so strong at the same time.
Who would have believed in our feelings in the holds of the Karaboudjan ?
Tintin Tintin !
And in our adventures, in everything, we are very discreet. I follow you, I act tough. Even if I admire you in secret. And we make fun of all the clichés, I know that when evening comes, the sailor and the shorty find themselves alone at Marlinspike Hall.
Twenty years ago, I didn't see myself in love with a man child.
Billions of blue blistering barnacles, it's you Tintin that I love so much.
Billions of blue blistering barnacles, I can't stand the Castafiore no more.
I never knew someone that fragile yet so strong.
All my life, I will love you, from Peru to the top of Tibet.
Tintin Tintin !
I'll follow you to the end of the world, I'm too afraid that you'll meet a blonde... And we'll grow old side by side, in djellaba, or in an astronaut costume.
And if I complain, it's for style, it's to pretend I'm virile. But I only like our tender moments or when you let me take you.
Billions of blue blistering barnacles, it's you Tintin that I love so much.
Billions of blue blistering barnacles, I will love you until I die.
And if one day, in the future, someone writes down our adventures, I make the wish, even so easy, that they will not hides our idyll.
END
If you find any mistakes, don't hesitate.
Here is my contribution to the Haddotin fandom for the English people xD
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cryptid-phoenix · 1 month ago
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Behold! A complete archive of all books with articles and two full cartoon series! This library is for education on one of the most influential comics ever made. Pay mind to the disclaimers.
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cryptid-phoenix · 2 months ago
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HAPPY PUBLIC DOMAIN SOVIET TINTIN🎉🎉🎉
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cryptid-phoenix · 2 months ago
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cryptid-phoenix · 2 months ago
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GUYS I CAN SELL THESE AS MERCH!!!
Please give feedback as to if you would purchase! Idk if people would actually want stuff like this or not
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(I am a US citizen with the ability to do so under copyright laws declaring "Tintin in the Soviet Union" public domain solely in the US)
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cryptid-phoenix · 2 months ago
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HAPPY HOLIDAYS
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Christmas version by @lexintothenex
Hanukkah version by @aboardthescheherazade
Yule version by me
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cryptid-phoenix · 2 months ago
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Villain Tintin NEVER stops smiling and its not the cute "heehee (' ᵕ ' )" smile its a "I killed a man with nothing but my bare fists and it was a euphoric experience I wish to replicate" type of smile
Listen whoever came up with the general idea of AUs in the first place thank you because my various ideas ruin my life constantly (affectionately)
Just had a recent thought towards my own villain AU things and I didn’t change much about Tintin and it’s simply just (: Tintin but more of a (:< Tintin. I swear other takes on villain Tintin are similar to this and I absolutely love menace Tintin- I mean, he can already be one but this time you know he means it when he says ‘I’m gonna stab you (:’
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cryptid-phoenix · 2 months ago
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Tintin AU where he's just an insuffurable, intentionally annoying shithead
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