cryptid-in-your-walls
cryptid-in-your-walls
Noah Noodles
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He/They/it | ENFP | Aquarius Nothing will be consistent and 90% reblogs Art blog: @cryptid-in-your-art
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 16 hours ago
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Power to the People
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 16 hours ago
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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Idgaf if you don't want to write essays for school. I don't care if you don't want to write corporate emails yourself. I don't care if you can't draw well, I don't care if you can't write well, I don't care if you just really really want to talk to your favorite fictional character but don't want to RP with a real person because you have social anxiety or whatever
If you're still regularly using generative ai, chatgpt or midjourney or character.ai or literally whatever the fuck, im personally blaming you when my utility prices start going up.
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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The crux of the anti trans movement is a war on bodily autonomy. They don't want you to have any agency over what you look like, how you dress, who you date, whether to have kids, etc.
They want total control over you. Not just trans people. Not just queer people. You. Everyone.
Trans people are just a scapegoat. They want total control over everyone's self expression. They want the right to mold you into their perfect little cog in their dehumanizing machine.
Happy Trans Day of Visibility. Our rights are your rights. Our destruction is your destruction.
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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Bewbs /j
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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In my defense I think he got the tongue piercing in hell.
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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Yes ofc ur so cool!!!
💜✨send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ✨💜
thank yyou!!
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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If you notice me reblogging
a repost
stolen art
false information
etc.
please let me know, you’re not rude or annoying and I actually do give a fuck and I will correct my mistake, thank you
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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A series of events:
1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet
2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday
3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer
4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk
5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form
6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work
7.
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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I think sitting on the floor of the ocean for a few hours would fix me
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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Ah, finally... my art targeted towards my audience of -2 is complete (͵͵͵´ ⌔ `͵͵͵) I give to you... Marbleville Club(??)
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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Winter has arrived on Poob.
Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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*Meows back enthusiastically*
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awh holy shit thanks *meows at you like usual*
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.
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cryptid-in-your-walls · 2 days ago
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💜✨send this to ten other bloggers that you think are wonderful. keep the game going, make someone smile!!! ✨💜
I hath received this as an ask, so now i bestow upon thee >:)
Yippee!!!
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