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Had a shitty stupid day, came home and made myself a hot buttered rum, and with the first sip every sore muscle in my body relaxed. In case you need a cure like that, here's my recipe. I make mine in a big ass mug so if you use a standard coffee mug you'll need to size it down. It's all to taste, anyway.

Brew mug most of but not all the way full with strong black tea. Traditionally it's made with hot water but we all know tea is the best kind of hot water. Chai would probably be great but I love just an English breakfast.

Add a couple spoonfuls of brown sugar, a splash of vanilla extract, a little cinnamon, and a pinch of salt (a little more than you think you'll want)

Add rum. A strong warm flavor is ideal - black rum, spiced rum, I got a vanilla one once that made phenomenal buttered rums. Strength is up to you. In a big mug that I'm just drinking for comfort I'll still put a good shot in there, but if you want you can mix this shit deadly and it'll still be delicious.

Look at me. Look at me. I wouldn't lie to you about this. "Buttered" is literal. Add a big hunk of butter. No, bigger than that. Whisk it in until it melts. When you got enough in there it should be just a little paler and more opaque than it started.

If you sip it and it tastes sweet but flat, like it's missing something, add more butter or salt. Enjoy. Don't say I never did anything for you.

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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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my weed guy doesnt even have weed anymore, just hasselback potatoes. i cannot stand this fucking place

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Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

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We will win this war🇬🇪✊🏻

Protest in Tbilisi, Georgia against pro-Russian government (2024)

On 26 October GO VOTE for your democratic future!

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Jvari Monastery (Georgian: ჯვრის მონასტერი, literally "cross"). According to legend, the holy enlightener Nino came to this place and erected an Orthodox cross. From this moment, the beginning of Christianity in Georgia is reported.

The construction of the temple was completed in 604 AD. In 2004, Jvari was included in the UNESCO list as one of the hundred monuments that are in danger of destruction, but restoration work in 2007 allowed it to be excluded from this list.

Jvari stands on the top of a mountain and seems to be the center of the entire surrounding landscape. The unity with the landscape is emphasized by the fact that the monastery itself correlates with the size of the rock exactly as 1 to 7.

Храм и монастырь Джвари (груз. ჯვარი, досл. "крест"). По легенде святая просветительница Нино пришла на это место и воздвигла православный крест. С этого момента отчитывается начало христианства в Грузии.

Строительство храма было закончено в 604 году н.э. В 2004 году Джвари был внесен в список ЮНЕСКО, как один из ста монументов, которым грозит гибель, однако реставрационные работы 2007 года позволили исключить его из этого списка.

Джвари стоит на вершине го��ы и будто является центром всего окружающего ландшафта. Единство с ландшафтом подчеркнуто тем, что сам монастырь соотносится с размером скалы ровно как 1 к 7.

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man listening to a "song" on his "headphones" and enjoying a flavored handheld "snack": i am waiting for a "walk signal" to cross the "street"

stegosaurus in that same spot 150 million years ago: leafs in front of me

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dykes having a hat kiss:)

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look at this sign at my local monastery

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literally everyone uses hyperbole all the time these days

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Customer: THE PITTSBURG STEELERS ARE KNOWN AS THE BLITZ BURGH STEELERS DMV: BLZ STANDS FOR BLITZ, ANOTHER WORD FOR GETTING HIGH Verdict: ACCEPTED

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Puppy

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so go back to the cluuub

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My other car is a rainbow trout

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Hey good news. Good news. We hemmed and hawed so long about the situation with the Omelas hole that the kid in the Omelas hole is now the Adult in the Omelas hole. Still suffering exactly as much, but they've lost the charisma bump that a kid gets just from being a kid so the sense of moral urgency is pretty, you know, I mean it's still bad, but like, whatever, you know. It's some middle aged guy having a real bad day, alright, that's not that exceptional. Get over it buddy