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pov ur on a date and u just revealed to ur sharran gf that u worship selûne

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If you refuse Astarion to bite you

full scene with free-camera angles

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bitches that think laezel is ugly are weak links and will not survive the coming winter.

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when you don’t ally with gortash

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this generation of zoomers is going to have the weirdest fucking nostalgia

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EVERY TIME SOMEONE MAKES A HATEFUL POST ABOUT WYLL AND HIS HORNS COMMENT AT THE TIEFLING PARTY LARIAN SHOULD BE CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO REPLACE ASTARION CONTENT WITH WYLL CONTENT

I will destroy whatever system you play the game on if you're gonna keep being glaringly obvious about your bias to black characters.

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tiefling party

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First night as a dark consort

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are you they them because ur a system and ur multiple people heh or are you an abomination

i think the second one

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honestly ketheric's homophobia is valid because if i was forced to watch the other two Chosen make sexy eyes over the table and grab fucking handfuls of ass every time they thought i wasn't looking during our Evil Conniving Meetings i would hate gay people too

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we do like them kinda patethic

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Gortash Lore and Theories Masterpost

Gortash's entire persona is about Raphael: Part 1 (his title and plot) and Part 2 (outfit)

Gortash and Karlach, and how he loathes her for reminding him of the goodness in him

Gortash is a Cyric worshipper, actually

Gortash's age

The way Gortash doesn't look like his parents

Gortash’s height

On whether Gortash was evil as a child

How Gortash would react to being revived by Tav

How Gortash escaped the HoH

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goth shart!!!

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lady of sorrows guide us

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if i make astarion into a fucking Creature that is my business

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durgetash fans do not need a romance, we don't need the sirloin or the ribeye, we just need more absolutely insane in-game notes to gnaw on.

we subsist on bones!!! we are scavengers feasting upon scraps!!!

we are the reviled carrion eaters of the BG3 fandom, but we have our role in the thriving ecosystem of BG3 related hysteria.

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durgetash fans do not need a romance, we don't need the sirloin or the ribeye, we just need more absolutely insane in-game notes to gnaw on.

we subsist on bones!!! we are scavengers feasting upon scraps!!!

we are the reviled carrion eaters of the BG3 fandom, but we have our role in the thriving ecosystem of BG3 related hysteria.