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Knock Knock Jokes Are Awful

By Crowleyhasfeels

In the dimly lit comedy club, Dean Winchester gripped his shotgun tightly as he exchanged a nervous glance with Castiel. The stage was empty, but the air was thick with an eerie presence.

"Alright, Cas, you ready for this?" Dean whispered, his voice low with tension.

Castiel nodded solemnly, his trench coat billowing slightly. "Yes, Dean. We must confront this spirit before it harms anyone else."

Suddenly, the stage lights flickered to life, illuminating a figure in a tattered suit holding a microphone. It was the ghost of a failed stand-up comedian, haunting the club where he had met his untimely demise.

The ghost cackled maniacally, sending shivers down Dean's spine. "Looks like we've got ourselves a real jokester," Dean muttered under his breath.

As the ghost launched into his routine, Dean and Castiel exchanged a puzzled glance. His jokes were terrible, but they had a sinister edge that sent chills down their spines.

With a nod from Dean, Castiel stepped forward, his angelic presence filling the room. "Spirit, your jokes may have fallen flat in life, but your actions now harm the living. It is time to move on."

The comedian ghost sneered, hurling ectoplasmic energy at them. Dean fired his shotgun, the blast tearing through the ghost's form. But the spirit only laughed, its laughter echoing through the club.

Thinking quickly, Castiel summoned his angelic powers, casting a powerful banishment spell. With a blinding flash of light, the ghost let out a final scream before dissipating into nothingness.

As the club fell silent once more, Dean let out a sigh of relief. "Well, that was one heck of a comedy show," he remarked, a hint of sarcasm in his voice.

Castiel nodded, a small smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "Indeed, Dean. Though I must admit, I prefer your sense of humor."

With a shared chuckle, they headed out into the night, ready to face whatever other supernatural threats awaited them.

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I don’t know who I am anymore

I can't remember

I can't recall

I don't know who I am anymore

How much longer til I lose it all?

My memories are fuzzy

I forget the words you say

I try to write it all down

To make it through the day

The darkness, it is quiet 

It's slowly pulling me in

I don't know where it all began 

But I'm certain it's reaching the end

I don't know who I am anymore 

The voices don't speak out to me 

I can't remember 

I can't recall

How much longer til I lose it all?

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I can't breathe.

Nothing makes sense.

Im broke.

Im broken.

Broken.

Broke.

B

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It's been 2 years today. Maybe send me some good vibes will ya?

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Little Black Box

Fandom: Supernatural Rating: Explicit Pairing: Donna/Jody Warnings: Light Bondage Synopsis: When Jody decides she needs a friend to talk about all of the stuff she can't tell regular people, she gets more than she bargained for. Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/44478445

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First story in forever is finished. It's even half way typed out.

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SCENES FROM MY NEXT FIC.

EXPLICIT

DONNA/JODY

Maybe it was the wine or maybe she had gained some courage being in the actual presence of Donna, but she was quickly to her feet, hand held out, an offering to Donna. This could blow blow up in her face, but as Donna's hand slipped into her own, she knew in her gut that there would be no going back from whatever was about to happen.

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Used to pull down my sleeves

Used to put makeup on

So everyone would think

I'm fine and nothing's wrong

I buried all the pain

Used to feel so ashamed

Of all the things I wrote

About myself with razor blades

But I kept holding on

Until the final page

Survive the story

'Cause the ending changes everything

And now I wear my scars just like tattoos

Because I'm so damn proud of what they put me through

I've learned without a doubt every mark that

Makes you feel worthless, can give you a purpose

And now I wear my scars just like tattoos

'Cause I'm a miracle, every cut is proof

Another chapter written in the story

What couldn't kill me made me something so brave

I wear them like tattoos

I've held my story down

I've swallowed every scream

Thought if I wasn't fake

They'd think that I'm a freak

I buried all the pain

Used to feel so ashamed

Until I learned that you can't change the past

Just choose the frame

So I'll keep writing songs

Until they know my name

'Cause there's a kid out there that's hearing this

That's in that place

And now I wear my scars just like tattoos

Because I'm so damn proud of what they put me through

I've learned without a doubt every mark that

Makes you feel worthless, can give you a purpose

And now I wear my scars just like tattoos

'Cause I'm a miracle, every cut is proof

Another chapter written in the story

What couldn't kill me made me something so brave

I wear them like tattoos

No more dysmorphia, I will not grieve

The darkest days that made a masterpiece

I choose to celebrate what made me me

'Cause a heart of gold, no it don't come cheap

And this heart of gold's one the world will need

And now I wear my scars just like tattoos

Because I'm so damn proud of what they put me through

I've learned without a doubt every mark that

Makes you feel worthless, can give you a purpose

And now I wear my scars just like tattoos

'Cause I'm a miracle, every cut is proof

Another chapter written in the story

What couldn't kill me made me something so brave

I wear them like tattoos

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Day 3? Yes. Day 3.

I can't really say. They all kind of just blend into one really long Titanic on VHS kind of deal.

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Day 2 hmmm

People can pick a favorite episode of this show?

You expect ME to pick a favorite episode of this show?

How could I even possibly ...

Changing Channels.

It's Changing Channels.

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Because 1 am bored. Why not.

1. Sam or Dean?

Um, when is Sam ever an acceptable answer? Did his character have the most character growth, development and hair length? Okay, yes. But did I love him consistently from day one all the way through today. No. Of course not.

Dean. The answer is Dean.

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After a flat tire leaves a group of friends stranded on a desolate country road, they find themselves mercilessly picked off by an unseen sniper. (7/10)

So, I have so many mixed feelings about this movie. People have too much information that makes no sense. There is no reason for what is happening. Everything you expect to happen, happens. (I paused this movie constantly to talk and say "see what I thought would happen" only to unpause and have that happen. Does that mean it was a 'choose your own adventure' and I actually wrote this movie? No. If I wrote it, it would not have so many dumb actions.

Sounds like I hated it. Wrong. I loved this movie. I found it fantastic. Just don't look into sniper movies and feel you are going to be satisfied when you end up with a no-name cast, B-rated, did a little research and went with it horror (more thriller) film.

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[insp.]

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A babysitter finds a VHS tape which features various sinister murders performed by a psychotic clown. (5/10)

Okay. So maybe I judged Terrifier 2 a little too harshly. I did not know that there was a prequel to these films. Upon watching this, none of them make any sense. Magic? Clowns? Spoiler .... Aliens? Now I encourage the making of more because I need to know what the point is and what the hell is going on. That being said, this movie was actually really good. I enjoyed it for what it was outside of the terrifier world. As a part of 3, it just made me even more confused. If you haven't seen any of them, I would start with whichever one you want. It doesn't matter. None of it matters? Is that the point? WHAT ARE YOU?

Oh, P.S. the actor for Art the Clown is different in this movie. If you LOVED how great and hilarious Art was on Terrifier 1 and 2, you will not get that from this movie.

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Resurrected by a sinister entity, Art the Clown returns to Miles County to terrorize a teenage girl and her younger brother on Halloween night. (3/10)

I will give it some credit, it remained hilarious. I laughed more than I expected to. It also had tons of blood, gore and titties. You know, all the good things that come out of a B rated horror movie. But that was its only redeeming quality.

¹The plot made no sense. It tried to tie in with the first one but with little to no explanation, you are just left confused and ultimately hating what's going on.

If you loved the first one, you'll probably not love this one as much ... (my problem). But if you hated the first one, you are probably going to hate this as well. Nice try but ultimately didn't hit the mark.

But GUESS WHAT? they are planning for a 3rd and possibly a fourth. Yay. Who knows, maybe he can bring it all together and make this one not so bad. Maybe.

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A crazy clown stalks and tries to kill three women in a wretched old apartment building on Halloween night. (2016) Horror/Thriller

I cannot express how much I loved this movie. It was by no means scary. If you are looking for a bunch of jump scares, the movie falls flat. If you like blood and guts everywhere and laughing your way through a gorefest, this is the movie for you. Warning: Clowns. Highlight: Clown Performances

8/10 Definitely willing to watch the second one.

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