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The muppet archives

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Can you watch him while I go smoke

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i really loved you, you know?

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instagram.

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Headcanon that the eye feeds Jon information about the social queues his autism is missing but it doesn’t change how Jon acts because every time he just goes “What? That is stupid I don’t believe that’s what a neurotypical person would do” so he ignores it.

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Anyway Gertrude was goth

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i love the soft crack-hiss sound of flare guns being fired and falling through the sky. it's like the whisper version of a firework. it's strangely comforting in spite of the context of being in distress that it usually implies.

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do yuo think jon kept gerry’s ashes. took the last bits of him that was left off the office floor and put them in an old document box until he could find a proper urn. maybe after his coma they were still there, and he finally found a place for them. maybe someone unknowingly threw them out while jon lay on a hospital bed, the last bits of a man jon would have loved to have known lost to the wind. but maybe they sit in a little jar somewhere that jon once looked at them with grief and adoration and the knowledge that he let gerry and everything he didn’t tell jon burn, even though it was against everything he became in the end

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i need everyone to see the funniest fucking pigeon rescue in the world

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lmao.

*tucks you in*

*gives you a glass of water*

lmfao.

*turns down the lights to your preferred level of dimmness*

*turns on your fan to keep the room cool and give you some gentle white noise*

goodnight.

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If I knew how to edit out certain voices from a sound clip I would make that one tma episode where they find elias in his tower except he's singing the weird al hardware store bridge

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mabel helping martin out with his workplace romance

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"do you seriously think you're above the rules" the stupid ones yeah

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we’re all gonna be sixty posting shit like: cranberry juice…

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Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

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They do this every year...

Happy 25th to Dipdop and Lebam!! and Happy 17th to Hatsune Miku!! 🎉🎉

(Bonus: The M&M stands for...)